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Post by Beady’s Here Now on Aug 4, 2017 19:51:43 GMT -5
Premier League 2017/18 kicks off in one week. Here's this season's official thread. You will come here for official stories, gossip, transfer news. For the laughs and the sobs. For the triumphs, the travesties, and controversies. And ultimitaely for the proper Bantz, innit. You may be here one week as a glory supporter, the next as a windup merchant, the following as a troll, and even the week following that as a Tottenham fan - you'll be laughed at no matter where you fall on that list. I'll kick off with this lil' ditty by Arsene's Swift (New Contract) called "Cash Story": Stan knelt to the ground and pulled out £400,000 and said "Re-sign, Alexis, you'll never have to win alone We love you and that's all we really know I talked to Arsene, go pick out the red crest It's a cash story, Alexis, just say yes"Dig out yer soul, cos here we go.matt
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Post by Beady’s Here Now on Aug 4, 2017 20:02:04 GMT -5
If Oasis Album Titles Were Premier League Clubs: 1. Definitely Arsenal 2. What's The Story (No Spurs Glory) 3. Be 1990 Liverpool Now 4. Standing On the Citeh of Money 5. No Utd Chemistry 6. Don't Believe Leicester 7. Dig Out Abramovich's Cash *I continue to be so fucking clever. talkSPORT should hire me. matt
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Post by Deleted on Aug 5, 2017 12:41:04 GMT -5
Premier League Predictions
Top 4
1st Man Utd 2nd Man City 3rd Arsenal 4th Spurs
Bottom 3
18th Swansea 19th Watford 20th Huddersfield
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Post by Beady’s Here Now on Aug 10, 2017 17:31:24 GMT -5
The title challenge and the corresponding relegation battle. The fight for the Champions League places, and the drudgery of avoiding mid-table mediocrity. The drama. The subplots. The subtexts. The passion. The joy. The anguish. The despair. Nine months of Premier League action kicks off tomorrow with Arsenal vs. Leicester. Football's back, bitches.
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Post by Gin & Tonic on Aug 12, 2017 6:23:36 GMT -5
Top 4:
City United Chelsea Tottenham
Relegated:
Huddersfield Brighton Burnley
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Post by Gin & Tonic on Aug 12, 2017 9:47:04 GMT -5
Top 4: City United Chelsea Tottenham Relegated: Huddersfield Brighton Burnley Swap Chelsea and Burnley
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Post by Deleted on Aug 12, 2017 9:54:19 GMT -5
What the fuck is going on at Chelsea Fair play Burnley
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Post by Deleted on Aug 12, 2017 11:47:35 GMT -5
My team West Brom win 1-0 Chelsea look a mess at the moment. I can only see United and City competing for the title, Arsenal and Liverpool have defence problems and Spurs have Wembley. Still early days though too early to judge ain't it
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Post by Let It Bleed on Aug 12, 2017 12:54:35 GMT -5
eva 's probably played with 9 men.... God bless.
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Post by Beady’s Here Now on Aug 12, 2017 18:54:45 GMT -5
Is see that BT Sport have paired Frank Lampard and Steven Gerrard in the studio together. The question remains: Can they both perform when in the same team?
Oh, and LOL @ Chelsea -- they think it's 2015!
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Post by MacaRonic on Aug 13, 2017 14:57:02 GMT -5
Arsenal could win it this year.
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Post by Beady’s Here Now on Aug 16, 2017 18:24:49 GMT -5
Hahaha this is fucking brilliant.
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Post by My Big Name on Aug 18, 2017 20:49:48 GMT -5
I'll give everyone on this forum a fiver if Arsenal win the league this season.
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Post by MacaRonic on Aug 27, 2017 11:29:31 GMT -5
Arsenal could win it this year. Oh dear. Was this really me?
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Post by Beady’s Here Now on Sept 9, 2017 16:53:26 GMT -5
I hope The Ox finds a way to join Chelsea by next weekend so we can do the Chavs 6-0!
£40m, what a joke.
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Post by ricardogce on Sept 9, 2017 19:47:14 GMT -5
His Arsenal debut was an 8-2 loss. Lad's improving his average.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 10, 2017 11:12:56 GMT -5
What's he actually good at? I don't think I've ever watched a game of football and thought "The Ox looks a player". He's a bit shit if you ask me.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 10, 2017 15:43:07 GMT -5
Hope De Boer doesn't get sacked from Palace, give him a few more games! They appointed him because they wanted a change of style and expect miracles in four games!
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Post by Deleted on Sept 11, 2017 6:45:25 GMT -5
Hope De Boer doesn't get sacked from Palace, give him a few more games! They appointed him because they wanted a change of style and expect miracles in four games! Oops
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Post by sgtpeppr on Sept 11, 2017 6:58:55 GMT -5
Hope De Boer doesn't get sacked from Palace, give him a few more games! They appointed him because they wanted a change of style and expect miracles in four games! Oops you were right tho...nowhere near enough time for him to actually do anything.
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Post by mcnulty on Oct 10, 2017 22:29:59 GMT -5
Mane injured, fuck. Hopefully, Ox can start producing now.
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Post by Beady’s Here Now on Oct 10, 2017 22:39:23 GMT -5
Hopefully, Ox can start producing now. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Post by mcnulty on Oct 10, 2017 23:27:45 GMT -5
Hopefully, Ox can start producing now. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Prepare to be shocked.
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Post by Beady’s Here Now on Oct 14, 2017 10:56:15 GMT -5
Crystal Palace 2-1 Chelsea
LET'S ALL LAUGH AT CHELSEA, LET'S ALL LAUGH AT CHELSEA, LALALA LALALA
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Post by Deleted on Oct 14, 2017 12:43:55 GMT -5
Manchester City are scarily good. And Manchester United face a upper table team and park the bus, they didn´t even have a shot in the second half, typical Mourinho.
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