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Post by Beady’s Here Now on Sept 4, 2015 18:04:43 GMT -5
In all honesty, think this would be cool to keep serious, but it's obviously open to some humor as well considering the topic is such an easy target. Obviously, the one being spouted often is Noel hoarding Oasis songs intentionally for his later solo career. I personally think that's absolutely nonsense as Noel would never compromise Oasis like that (further evidence: Falling Down - revered by many on this forum - was selected for Dig Out Your Soul. Case closed). What other conspiracy theories are out there? And what are your thoughts about any of them? I know there's tons. Let's have some fun.  |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 4, 2015 18:09:45 GMT -5
Oasisblues, over to you.
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Post by guigsysEstring on Sept 4, 2015 18:57:33 GMT -5
Aw you sod , beat me to it!  |
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Post by defmaybe00 on Sept 4, 2015 19:03:42 GMT -5
Aw you sod , beat me to it! Beat ME to it  |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 4, 2015 19:08:50 GMT -5
Noel knew that was gonna leave Oasis in Paris. The Heathen Chemistry cover is made in Paris en Noel is looking back while LAG is looking forward..
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Post by mystoryisgory on Sept 5, 2015 1:53:50 GMT -5
It was not Lee Harvey Oswald who shot JFK from the grassy knoll, but Liam Gallagher. Seriously though, there must have been a conspiracy between Linkin Park and LAG to ensure that HC was the shittiest album in the Oasis canon. I refuse to believe that Noel's judgement alone could have created that turd. |
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Post by UGHF on Sept 5, 2015 3:46:42 GMT -5
Guigsy is a reindeer.
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Post by oasisserbia on Sept 5, 2015 6:47:59 GMT -5
Bonehead died in 1993.
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Post by spud on Sept 5, 2015 7:38:16 GMT -5
That Noel was actually walking past Waitrose, not Tesco, when he thought of the verse to Lock All The Doors.
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Post by spud on Sept 5, 2015 7:42:05 GMT -5
That the reason Noel chose not to edit Be Here Now for the reissue was not because 'it's somebody's favourite album' but because an edited version would be empirical evidence of him having made mistakes with the original.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 5, 2015 7:43:16 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Sept 5, 2015 7:44:15 GMT -5
Noel and Liam aren't brothers
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Post by guigsysEstring on Sept 5, 2015 8:16:09 GMT -5
Noel knew that was gonna leave Oasis in Paris. The Heathen Chemistry cover is made in Paris en Noel is looking back while LAG is looking forward.. And he wrote Don't Look Back In Anger in Paris... Holy shit! I think we've got something here! Damon Albarn heard Be Here Now and drove a White Fiat Uno in anger through Paris on the night of the 31st August 1997 (too soon?) and thus derailed Oasis career |
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Post by theyknowwhatimean on Sept 5, 2015 8:26:07 GMT -5
That ...Record Machine didn't get put on Dig Out Your Soul because Liam went to get married. Escapes me now where that one came from...
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Post by The Crimson Rambler on Sept 5, 2015 8:33:44 GMT -5
That ... Record Machine didn't get put on Dig Out Your Soul because Liam went to get married. Escapes me now where that one came from... It was Come On It's Alright [sic] that never made the album due to Liam getting married. |
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Post by theyknowwhatimean on Sept 5, 2015 8:44:27 GMT -5
Thought he said it about Record Machine as well? Either way, it's utter nonsense. Months on end spent in the studio, from mid-to-late 2007 to early 2008, and you decide to shelve a song deemed good enough to be the lead single because the singer wasn't in for a week? No way José, I just don't believe that.
As to the real reason why that tune and Record Machine (and the good DGSS and HFB songs) didn't get on, I cannot say. Noughties Oasis continued to be a bamboozling disappointment right until the last
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Post by matt on Sept 5, 2015 9:23:17 GMT -5
Thought he said it about Record Machine as well? Either way, it's utter nonsense. Months on end spent in the studio, from mid-to-late 2007 to early 2008, and you decide to shelve a song deemed good enough to be the lead single because the singer wasn't in for a week? No way José, I just don't believe that. As to the real reason why that tune and Record Machine (and the good DGSS and HFB songs) didn't get on, I cannot say. Noughties Oasis continued to be a bamboozling disappointment right until the last Noel came up with the laziest excuse ever. He should have put his balls on the line by just being honest and saying: "I couldn't be arsed in making the album as good as possible because it was only meant to be a half hearted excuse to go on tour so I could buy myself a new house" or words to that effect. |
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Post by guigsysEstring on Sept 5, 2015 9:43:57 GMT -5
Thought he said it about Record Machine as well? Either way, it's utter nonsense. Months on end spent in the studio, from mid-to-late 2007 to early 2008, and you decide to shelve a song deemed good enough to be the lead single because the singer wasn't in for a week? No way José, I just don't believe that. As to the real reason why that tune and Record Machine (and the good DGSS and HFB songs) didn't get on, I cannot say. Noughties Oasis continued to be a bamboozling disappointment right until the last  I think I have uncovered a contributing factor to the disappointment.... |
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Post by theyknowwhatimean on Sept 5, 2015 10:14:20 GMT -5
Thought he said it about Record Machine as well? Either way, it's utter nonsense. Months on end spent in the studio, from mid-to-late 2007 to early 2008, and you decide to shelve a song deemed good enough to be the lead single because the singer wasn't in for a week? No way José, I just don't believe that. As to the real reason why that tune and Record Machine (and the good DGSS and HFB songs) didn't get on, I cannot say. Noughties Oasis continued to be a bamboozling disappointment right until the last he's even got a David Brent goatee... *Patrick Stewart-grade facepalm* |
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Post by Mean Mrs. Mustard on Sept 5, 2015 10:17:30 GMT -5
Disappointment is actually Dave Sardy's second name, not Stuart.
David Disappointment Sardy. Yep.
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Post by Beady’s Here Now on Sept 5, 2015 10:37:23 GMT -5
Weren't there legit rumors going around a couple years ago when Gem had a few consecutive broken bones, or summat?
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Post by guigsysEstring on Sept 5, 2015 11:15:31 GMT -5
Disappointment is actually Dave Sardy's second name, not Stuart. David Disappointment Sardy. Yep. Dave Stuart= Dave Stewart? That explains alot.....  |
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Post by mimmihopps on Sept 5, 2015 13:55:49 GMT -5
I heard the whole oasis back story is a complete fabrication they were actually a manufacturered band from the Isle of Sheppy by a mastermind called Alan Magee who would later change his name to Simon Cowell. They do not play any instruments or write music and the only truth is Noel and Liam are real brothers but their true names are Tarquin and Quentin the third Cunningham. How stupid I feel now for being duped Alan Mcgee ain't Malcom Mclaren |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 5, 2015 13:56:48 GMT -5
I think I have uncovered a contributing factor to the disappointment.... he's even got a David Brent goatee... *Patrick Stewart-grade face palm* "Noel, what about a political reggae song called Equality Street?" |
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Post by guigsysEstring on Sept 5, 2015 14:13:28 GMT -5
Alan Mcgee ain't Malcom Mclaren Alan Mcgee ain't really Alan Mcgee Malcolm McLaren was Alan McGee until 1992 when he got bored and quit, leaving a shaven headed non sunglasses wearing Glaswegian to step in for the remainder of the charade. |
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