I'd piss myself laughing if it turns out to be something fairly inconsequential from Liam. That would be top form from him.

Funny that, the batshit destructive populism of Truss is right up your alley.

As ever, tying yourself up in knots.

Deluded beyond belief.

Here's a tip for Trump fans, face up to your responsibilities and your emotional insecurities, and stop hiding behind mentally deranged conspiracies like the cowards you are. Show yourself a bit of respect, get out more, converse and listen to other people different from yourself, show less self hatred and then you can gain the emotional energy to do something about the sad, insecure and deeply paranoid rut you lot are in. Until you actually gain a bit of common sense and a healthy perspective on life, hatred will rule you and everyone or something will be to blame. Apart from yourselves that is.

The problems, as ever, lie a bit closer to home. Trump is the symptom to a deeper issue that lies with yourself.

Sympathies with the Lynch family with their yacht going down, but I'm sorry, it's not worth plastering all over the headlines. A billionaire sawnning off in his environmentally destructive toy and sinking is not tantamount to refugees drowning in the channel, which doesn't nearly receive the same level of coverage.

The lionising of the rich and famous, and the public's thirst for them, says a lot about the shallow society we live in.

Forgive my ignorance, but are any of the Mauldeth Road West demos floating around to listen to?

Ranked. Nothing comes close to less than an 8/10.

1. Live Forever
2. Columbia
3. Slide Away
4. Bring It On Down
5. Rock N' Roll Star
6. Supersonic
7. Cigs & Alc
8. Shakermaker
9. Married With Children
10. Up In The Sky
11. Digsy's Dinner

Dig Out Your Soul desperately needed Freaky Teeth. Agree that it should have been faster, more rocking and with Liak vocals.

Oasis should have hired Rick Rubin for DOYS, he'd have probably got them to put their best songs on the record no matter what.

You been living in a cave these last couple of weeks?

Given that Noel's giving off 'divorced dad' energy recently and with added health issues and gammon ramblings, he doesn't exactly seem primed to give us anything special. He's recently come off as the most cynical grumpy man ever (with understandable personal reasons), and that's saying something for him. Even if he did get the band back together, his attitude is hardly conducive to a worthwhile reunion.

I miss the Noel of 2017, fit and healthy, he was genuinely excited about the Who Built The Moon album (regardless of what the naysayers say about it) and performance wise, the High Flying Birds were never better. That kind of thing reflected in his music, even if some here didn't like it, it was vibrant and colourful rather than beige and dour. That's the Noel we need for a reunion. Having the ambition to go back and dream it all up again, go and prove a point and write the best Oasis album since the 90s.

Liam's the opposite. Smashing it live, fairly prolific in the studio and seemingly loving life. Seems like the reverse scenarios for Noel and Liam from a decade ago, what a difference ten years makes.

Why the hell would they play Beady Eye tunes? To schedule toilet breaks?

Anyway, it would be the exact same boring setlist as the last few turgid years of Oasis if Noel has his way.

The era of the great songwriters is over and ain't coming back.

Society has too many distractions and doesn't have the attention to cultivate songwriters. Imagine Noels train of thought being interrupted while writing Live Forever by checking twitter every two minutes. The song would be a half baked good idea at best.