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Post by Manualex on May 23, 2016 17:16:17 GMT -5
Heard Adventure of a Lifetime in a department store yesterday. It's much worse than I remembered. Fuck you, Chris Martin.  Hear this song everywhere too. Fuck you, Coldplay. Just heard hymn For the shithead on the radio. |
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Post by glider on May 23, 2016 17:19:33 GMT -5
When Coldplay had balls... The first half slightly reminds me of some Radiohead tune, while the second part (aka Chinese Sleep Chant) is pure early '90s shoegaze. I always thought the mid-section of '42' was very Radiohead "Kid A" style. |
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Post by glider on May 23, 2016 18:46:44 GMT -5
Singing shooop, shooop, dah, dah. Can't get much lower, really he looked ashamed and embarrassed doing it. He should be ashamed and embarrassed from everything he does these days. |
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Post by mystoryisgory on May 27, 2016 0:34:04 GMT -5
Revolutionaries wait for Chris Martin's head on a silver plate....
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Post by Deleted on Jun 1, 2016 17:29:38 GMT -5
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Post by carlober on Jun 2, 2016 4:05:47 GMT -5
I've watched half of this thing once and I believe I'll never watch it again during my entire life. That song is the musical equivalent of a gigantic pile of crap as big as Mount Everest. |
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Post by batfink30 on Jun 2, 2016 4:22:03 GMT -5
I've watched half of this thing once and I believe I'll never watch it again during my entire life. That song is the musical equivalent of a gigantic pile of crap as big as Mount Everest. Cos I'm feeling drunk and high so high so high..... nah nah nah nah dah dah. The ultimate party song! :rolleyes: |
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Post by carlober on Jun 2, 2016 5:46:51 GMT -5
I've watched half of this thing once and I believe I'll never watch it again during my entire life. That song is the musical equivalent of a gigantic pile of crap as big as Mount Everest. Cos I'm feeling drunk and high so high so high..... nah nah nah nah dah dah. The ultimate party song! :rolleyes: Worst song of the year. And probably next year's too. |
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Post by The Escapist on Jun 2, 2016 5:49:54 GMT -5
Cos I'm feeling drunk and high so high so high..... nah nah nah nah dah dah. The ultimate party song! :rolleyes: Worst song of the year. And probably next year's too. (Clearly) I remember being hyped for this song. The title made me think it was gonna combine the religious life-and-death themes of Viva with Mylo's neon celebrations. But no. Good God, no. |
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Post by batfink30 on Jun 2, 2016 6:05:44 GMT -5
Worst song of the year. And probably next year's too. (Clearly) I remember being hyped for this song. The title made me think it was gonna combine the religious life-and-death themes of Viva with Mylo's neon celebrations. But no. Good God, no. It does have "Queen B" though! |
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Post by carlober on Jun 2, 2016 6:15:25 GMT -5
Worst song of the year. And probably next year's too. (Clearly) I remember being hyped for this song. The title made me think it was gonna combine the religious life-and-death themes of Viva with Mylo's neon celebrations. But no. Good God, no. Instead, what we got is an embarrassing blend of Chris Martin's cool-wannabe "fuck me I'm in Hollywood" personality and some awful autotuned vocals by Mrs. Jay-Z (fuck her and her idiotic husband!) |
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Post by batfink30 on Jun 2, 2016 6:35:04 GMT -5
(Clearly) I remember being hyped for this song. The title made me think it was gonna combine the religious life-and-death themes of Viva with Mylo's neon celebrations. But no. Good God, no. Instead, what we got is an embarrassing blend of Chris Martin's cool-wannabe "fuck me I'm in Hollywood" personality and some awful autotuned vocals by Mrs. Jay-Z (fuck her and her idiotic husband!) Theyre playing in a stadium that my back window looks onto next week. I can usually loudly hear concerts played there all around my flat. 12 years ago I would've been desperate for a ticket, now I'm looking for ear mufflers to block out the noise! |
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Post by Lennon2217 on Jun 2, 2016 7:59:05 GMT -5
I consider Mylo to be Coldplay's last album. The two most recent releases are Chris Martin solo efforts that just happen to feature Coldplay members. Kinda like when Tom petty went solo yet The Heartbreakers played on most of those LPs.
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Post by World71R on Jun 3, 2016 13:18:56 GMT -5
Instead, what we got is an embarrassing blend of Chris Martin's cool-wannabe "fuck me I'm in Hollywood" personality and some awful autotuned vocals by Mrs. Jay-Z (fuck her and her idiotic husband!) Theyre playing in a stadium that my back window looks onto next week. I can usually loudly hear concerts played there all around my flat. 12 years ago I would've been desperate for a ticket, now I'm looking for ear mufflers to block out the noise! To be fair, they've been putting on some really good gigs this go around. The C-stage has been unreal for rarities and songs that don't get enough recognition. If you walked to get a drink or something during HFTW, it wouldn't be a bad gig at all. Anyways, the nice thing is that HFTW is falling on its face in its live form so it's likely that they might get rid of it in time.  |
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Post by batfink30 on Jun 3, 2016 13:36:10 GMT -5
Theyre playing in a stadium that my back window looks onto next week. I can usually loudly hear concerts played there all around my flat. 12 years ago I would've been desperate for a ticket, now I'm looking for ear mufflers to block out the noise! To be fair, they've been putting on some really good gigs this go around. The C-stage has been unreal for rarities and songs that don't get enough recognition. If you walked to get a drink or something during HFTW, it wouldn't be a bad gig at all. Anyways, the nice thing is that HFTW is falling on its face in its live form so it's likely that they might get rid of it in time. I think the flashing wrist bands will give me an epileptic fit! Don't think I could stand Chris Martin jumping, gyrating and acting like a teenager either. PLUS tickets are £80 each, fuck that! |
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Post by theyknowwhatimean on Jun 3, 2016 18:24:52 GMT -5
Wait, is this real?  What a fucking choad! |
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Post by theyknowwhatimean on Jun 3, 2016 18:33:27 GMT -5
Noel Fielding: [Chris Martin] looks like he's got contact lenses of his own eyes over his own eyes.
Phil Jupitus: He looks like every one of his songs.
My heroes.
Why the fuck did BBC can Never Mind The Buzzcocks?
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Post by Deleted on Jun 3, 2016 19:14:14 GMT -5
I've listened to Viva la Vida for the first time yesterday (though, I already knew a few songs), as a lot of you were praising the album and I must say, I haven't been impressed at all. In fact, i haven't liked it. Of all the Coldplay records I have listened to, I haven't appreciated a single one.
I still have to listen to the first two though. So my question is: are the first two considered better than Viva la Vida ?
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Post by batfink30 on Jun 3, 2016 19:16:38 GMT -5
Wait, is this real? What a fucking choad! He's a good looking guy! :rolleyes: |
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Post by theyknowwhatimean on Jun 3, 2016 19:19:38 GMT -5
Wait, is this real? What a fucking choad! He's a good looking guy! :rolleyes: He certainly seems to think so. Why else would he pull his kecks down at the front, so far as to give us all a glimpse of the top of his pubes? Weirdo. |
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Post by Flatulence Panic on Jun 3, 2016 19:32:32 GMT -5
Noel Fielding: [Chris Martin] looks like he's got contact lenses of his own eyes over his own eyes. Phil Jupitus: He looks like every one of his songs. My heroes. Why the fuck did BBC can Never Mind The Buzzcocks? Because Mark Lamarr is a nifty fifties bin man. Plus he has a HUGE [I'm jealous] vinyl collection. What a guy. |
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Post by Flatulence Panic on Jun 3, 2016 19:33:37 GMT -5
Wait, is this real? What a fucking choad! He's a good looking guy! :rolleyes: His man boobs turn me on. Thanks. |
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Post by Flatulence Panic on Jun 3, 2016 20:01:14 GMT -5
Wait, is this real? What a fucking choad! When I was at school a choad referred to a dick wider in diameter than than length. Thanks. |
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Post by glider on Jun 3, 2016 20:43:05 GMT -5
Wait, is this real? What a fucking choad! What a f*ckboy. |
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Post by mystoryisgory on Jun 3, 2016 23:53:14 GMT -5
I've listened to Viva la Vida for the first time yesterday (though, I already knew a few songs), as a lot of you were praising the album and I must say, I haven't been impressed at all. In fact, i haven't liked it. Of all the Coldplay records I have listened to, I haven't appreciated a single one. I still have to listen to the first two though. So my question is: are the first two considered better than Viva la Vida ? The style of VLV is often categorized as art pop and is different from the style of their first two albums. Parachutes is a soft, acoustic album often likened to Travis and Radiohead, and A Rush of Blood to the Head is alternative rock album with elements of Britpop and post-punk, as well as those ballads that Coldplay is well-known for. Many do consider them better than VLV, and A Rush of Blood to the Head is often cited as the definitive Coldplay album, and one of the greatest albums of the 00's, so I'd give that one a shot if VLV isn't doing anything for ya. |
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