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Post by Deleted on Apr 1, 2015 9:20:54 GMT -5
These can be quotes from any cultural figure, popular or otherwise. They can be quotes from your mates, quotes from TV series, films etc. They can be funny, philosophical, bitter, drug induced or anything else you can think of.
One rule - no song lyrics.
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Post by matt on Apr 1, 2015 21:09:53 GMT -5
'Don't worry if you are not recognised, but strive to be worthy of recognition'. Abraham Lincoln
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Post by mimmihopps on Apr 2, 2015 4:21:03 GMT -5
Look in my signature.
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Post by defmaybe00 on Apr 2, 2015 5:31:06 GMT -5
The one in my signature
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Post by Deleted on Apr 2, 2015 6:52:50 GMT -5
I started this thread and then suddenly couldn't think of any. I'm going to have a think about it but in the meantime, I've always liked this one from our very own Noel Gallagher.
“Everything's gonna be fine. Stay optimistic. If there's dark clouds coming, they'll leave again. They always do. The world is round. Everything is round. The biggest invention of all time, the wheel, is round. Things pass, nothing will stay the same forever. No matter how big a pile of shite you've gotten yourself into-be it drugs, financial problems, fucked up relations-you will get over it. It will go away just like the weather. The sun is round, so is the planet we live on, as are marriage rings, and our eyes through which we see the world.”
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Post by Beady’s Here Now on Apr 2, 2015 7:12:30 GMT -5
"It's never too late to be who you might have been." - George Eliot
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Post by globe on Apr 2, 2015 13:44:44 GMT -5
In a thousand years, there will be no men and women, just wankers, and that's fine by me
Mark "Rent-boy" Renton
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Post by Elie De Beaufour 🐴 on Apr 2, 2015 17:50:01 GMT -5
Bacon from the Microsoft sam reading error series:
And the two in my signature.
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Post by MG on Apr 3, 2015 9:36:55 GMT -5
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Post by The-Ghost-Dancer on Apr 3, 2015 11:25:08 GMT -5
why so serious  |
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Post by davidjay on Apr 3, 2015 12:25:58 GMT -5
"The time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time." (Bertrand Russell)
"Do not adjust your mind, there is a fault in reality." (Graffiti)
"Progression is going forwards. Going backwards is regression. Going sideways is just gression." (Noel Gallagher)
"One of the ways to avoid being beaten by the system is to laugh at it." (Peter Cook).
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Post by The-Ghost-Dancer on Apr 3, 2015 16:22:03 GMT -5
great scott  |
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Post by World71R on Apr 3, 2015 22:42:16 GMT -5
"Why'd I become a racecar driver? Because I was too lazy to work, and too chicken to steal, that's why."
- Kyle Petty
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Post by mimmihopps on Apr 4, 2015 3:52:12 GMT -5
It seems to me that origination is perhaps instinct, not intellect - Joe Strummer
Share and share alike. All for one and one for all, united we stand, divided we fall – Colin Smith
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Post by globe on Apr 4, 2015 4:05:08 GMT -5
Without people you're nothing - Joe Strummer.
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Post by leak4ever on Apr 4, 2015 4:25:10 GMT -5
An anal fissure is a tear in the lining of the lower rectum (anal canal) that causes pain during bowel movements - WebMd
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Post by Deleted on Apr 4, 2015 5:52:01 GMT -5
Pretty much everything George Carlin ever said.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 4, 2015 14:43:45 GMT -5
One from Peggy Gallagher that I heard Noel talk about. She apparently said this to them when they were kids and it went something like this:
"You are born no better or no worse than anybody else."
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Post by The-Ghost-Dancer on Apr 4, 2015 14:54:25 GMT -5
mmmmmmm donuts  |
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Post by The-Ghost-Dancer on Apr 4, 2015 14:58:43 GMT -5
pretty much every word of dialogue this man ever spoke,,but for now Shut Up You Tart  |
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Post by lamboasis on Apr 4, 2015 15:09:32 GMT -5
"You have to have a little bit of talent, but if you've got more passion than anything you will get there" Liam Gallagher
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Post by mimmihopps on Apr 4, 2015 20:10:59 GMT -5
Whatever people say I am, that's what I'm not ― Alan Sillitoe (my all time favourite writter since my teenage years)
Life is either a daring adventure or nothing at all ― Helen Keller
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Post by Elie De Beaufour 🐴 on Apr 5, 2015 2:03:59 GMT -5
SWAT chief: Hey asshole, what do I look to you?
O'Reily: A sitting DUCK! *shoots him in head*
And of course:
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Post by Deleted on Apr 5, 2015 3:29:56 GMT -5
'Liam is a fork in a world of soup' Noel Gallagher
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Post by davidjay on Apr 5, 2015 5:39:33 GMT -5
"Jealousy... is a mental cancer." (B. C. Forbes)
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