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Post by theyknowwhatimean on Apr 5, 2015 6:33:23 GMT -5
"An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh."
"Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there."
"Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip."
"I was not a child prodigy, because a child prodigy is a child who knows as much when it is a child as it does when it grows up."
"I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they do today."
"Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save."
-Will Rogers
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Post by wozdareden on Apr 5, 2015 7:40:21 GMT -5
Ernest Becker :
"If everybody lives roughly the same lies about the same things, then there is no one to call them lies ; they jointly establish their own sanity and call themselves normal."
Krishnamurti:
“It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society.”
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Post by Deleted on Apr 5, 2015 7:54:14 GMT -5
A few Still Game quotes:
"I don't mean to speak ill of the dead but he was a prick"
"He who hingeth aboot, getteth hee-haw"
"I may well be a bastard but in a weeks' time, I'll be a golden brown bastard"
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Post by Deleted on Apr 5, 2015 7:58:15 GMT -5
"That's not offensive - that's the dog's name. It was the forties as well, before racism was bad, innit." - David Brent
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Post by theyknowwhatimean on Apr 5, 2015 9:43:19 GMT -5
"That's not offensive - that's the dog's name. It was the forties as well, before racism was bad, innit." - David Brent You know that old thing, live fast, die young? Not my way. Live fast, sure, live too bloody fast sometimes, but die young? Die old. |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 5, 2015 9:45:11 GMT -5
"That's not offensive - that's the dog's name. It was the forties as well, before racism was bad, innit." - David Brent You know that old thing, live fast, die young? Not my way. Live fast, sure, live too bloody fast sometimes, but die young? Die old. I think there's been a rape up there! |
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Post by theyknowwhatimean on Apr 5, 2015 10:04:26 GMT -5
You know that old thing, live fast, die young? Not my way. Live fast, sure, live too bloody fast sometimes, but die young? Die old. I think there's been a rape up there! Different drinks for different ... needs |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 5, 2015 10:11:38 GMT -5
I think there's been a rape up there! Different drinks for different ... needs Different frogs, different times. |
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Post by glider on Apr 5, 2015 13:44:38 GMT -5
"You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villian." - Harvey Dent in The Dark Knight
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Post by Elie De Beaufour 🐴 on Apr 6, 2015 1:50:56 GMT -5
(To Bond after 'capturing' Trevelyan)You have 10 seconds-Arkady Ourumov (RIP Gottfried John)
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Post by mimmihopps on Apr 28, 2015 13:16:37 GMT -5
Those who says "can't" never achieve anything
Those who tries, gets a lot
Those who does, gets anything
- Charles Eyres
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Post by Elie De Beaufour 🐴 on Apr 28, 2015 13:28:57 GMT -5
Yoshi!-Yoshi from Nintendo (seems his answer for everything)
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Post by Deleted on Apr 28, 2015 13:29:38 GMT -5
Different drinks for different ... needs Different frogs, different times. Best comedy character ever IMO - my personal favourite: "Greek guy, didn't speak a word of English, first job in the country, came to me and he went 'Mr Brent - will you be godfather to my child?' .... Didn't happen in the end, had to sack him - he was rubbish, he was RUBBISH" btw has Brent's pointing at the camera thing been used as an avatar? |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 28, 2015 13:34:09 GMT -5
Different frogs, different times. Best comedy character ever IMO - my personal favourite: "Greek guy, didn't speak a word of English, first job in the country, came to me and he went 'Mr Brent - will you be godfather to my child?' .... Didn't happen in the end, had to sack him - he was rubbish, he was RUBBISH" btw has Brent's pointing at the camera thing been used as an avatar? I don't think I've seen it here. I did see a gif of him dancing on another forum. |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 28, 2015 15:26:53 GMT -5
'Joey doesn't share food' - Joey Tribbiani
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Post by Deleted on Apr 28, 2015 15:36:28 GMT -5
Been inspired to go on a The Office binge, only contender to be better than Only Fools and Horses IMO ... Free Love Freeway is a TUNE and utterly hillarious, the acting and timing in this comedy is spot. on.
Oh yeah, quotes
"Give a man a reputation as an early riser, and that man will be able to rise at noon" - Mark Twain
" A nationalist not only doesn't disapprove of his nations atrocities, but has a remarkable ability to never hear of them" - George Orwell
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Post by PassMeDownTheTonicWine on Apr 28, 2015 15:41:10 GMT -5
Listen son your maw wis a roaster. She only wore knickers tae keep her ankles warm. - Boaby the barman
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Post by matt on Apr 28, 2015 15:43:01 GMT -5
'If you can't make decisions in life, you're a bloody menace! You'd be better off being an MP'- Bill Shankly
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Post by Billy Davey ツ on Apr 29, 2015 8:38:36 GMT -5
"Women choose who they love the most. Men choose who loves them the most." Risa Mickenberg, Joanne Dugan, Brian Lee Hughes, "Taxi Driver wisdom". And KJ.
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Post by theyknowwhatimean on May 21, 2015 12:55:56 GMT -5
The prospect of being immortal doesn't excite me, but the prospect of being a materialistic idol for four years does appeal.
Marc Bolan
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Post by Elie De Beaufour 🐴 on May 21, 2015 14:22:41 GMT -5
I like to fuck-Till Lindemann on preview for Praise Abort off Lindemann album.
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Post by jakob61907 on May 21, 2015 19:50:50 GMT -5
"An eye for an eye will make the whole world blind" Gandhi
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Post by World71R on May 21, 2015 21:08:05 GMT -5
"Silence is a deadly weapon in more ways than one."
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Post by Willie T. Soke on Jun 18, 2015 14:59:53 GMT -5
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