sarah palin is a milf though

Women Voters Can't Help Fawning Over Sexist GOP



WASHINGTON—Saying they know its no good for them but they just can't help themselves, gushing women voters acknowledged Monday the overwhelming and uncontrollable attraction they feel toward the sexist Republican party.

Smitten female voters across the nation told reporters that despite the way it treats them, they still find everything about the GOP—from its reckless, devil-may-care neglect of women's health issues to its devastatingly bold misogyny—completely irresistible.

"They openly insult me, undermine my intelligence, and act as if I lack the basic responsibility to take care of myself, but every time I hear them talking about why I shouldn't be able to choose what I do with my own body, I get a little turned on," registered voter Jennifer Wilson said. "My friends keep telling me I'll get burned like I always do when I elect guys who think their authority extends to my uterus, but there's just something unbelievably sexy about politicians who see something they want and then go out and take it."

"Sure, I could probably find a party that would respect me and be sympathetic toward my desire to make my own personal health care decisions," Wilson continued. "But what can I say? That's not what drives me wild."

While acknowledging they deserved better and were "probably going to hate [themselves] for it," many women said that when they go to the polls they simply cannot resist their deep-seated urge to vote for brazenly chauvinistic candidates who actually wish to deprive them of access to even the most commonplace forms of contraception.

According to a recent Zogby poll, 83 percent of females voters say they "just aren't ready to settle down" with a political party that has their best interests at heart, 68 percent find themselves drawn to cocksure Republican lawmakers who oppose extending the Violence Against Women Act, and 54 percent report feeling aroused "just thinking about" an elderly hard-line evangelical explaining to them how the nation's moral fabric is threatened by the sexual activity of unmarried women.


Sexist Republicans Who Make Women Swoon, left to right • Mitt Romney, Republican presidential candidate – Romney constantly changes his mind on women’s rights, and while women say his indecision can be infuriating, they also admit it’s kind of sexy. • Rep. Darrell Issa (R-CA) –
Women know this sounds awful, but they were seriously turned on when Issa’s government panel on contraception didn’t include a single female witness. • Rep. Fred Upton (R-MI) – Upton is firmly against federal funding for abortion, and women have said his shortsightedness on the issue totally gets them going.

"I keep saying I won't let myself be put at the mercy of a political party that caters to fundamentalist Christians who believe husbands should control their wives," said Seattle attorney Connie York, explaining the difficulty of voting against a GOP presidential candidate who talks tough about shutting down Planned Parenthood cancer-screening and prenatal-care centers. "Then I step into the voting booth, draw the curtain, and…and it's just so fucking hot, I can't say no."

Added York, "There's something about pulling the lever for a man who would force you to die for the sake of saving a fetus that makes you feel like you're doing something a little bit naughty, you know?"

While experts have repeatedly warned them about the need to break this self-destructive cycle, many women admitted that come November they will likely find themselves falling for yet another wild, insolent candidate who opposes something as basic and necessary as sex education in public schools.

"They're just setting themselves up for disappointment when they do this," said sociologist Herbert Iglesias, whose research focuses on women who vote for men who would like to see them imprisoned for murder if they have an abortion after being raped. "And no matter how often they're called derogatory names or discriminated against, some of them keep going back to the same political party."

Still, some female voters said they have a more nuanced outlook on their situation.

"Ultimately, I think we just want what we can't have," middle school teacher Deborah Trillo, 37, said. "They walk all over you and break your heart anytime you have the slightest bit of hope for them, but there's always a small part of you that thinks maybe, just maybe, you'll find one who's more than just an irredeemable, narrow-minded, backward, bullying misogynist."

"Of course with my luck, they always just turn out to be gay," Trillo added.

www.theonion.com/articles/women-voters-cant-help-fawning-over-sexist-gop,27748/

Are you talking about me? I'm not a conservative. I'm a liberal with a peace tattoo (literally).

As for the others, I don't know how you can be a conservative if you're a woman. There are almost no conservative policies that make sense to me, I've studied them all too. If you ask my grandma, she honestly thinks that Obama is a communist. I'm the first American-born person in my family, my parents came from communist Romania. She will tell you, he makes the same policies as Ceausescu...I think she's delusional or has a massive case of amnesia. I firmly believe a vote for the Republican party is a vote against women, and against any ideals that I hold true. I might even be the only liberal on this military base. I have my Obama Time Magazine on the coffee table and my bumper stickers on my fridge and my neighbors know better than to bring up the subject at this point. I even went to the innauguration in DC in January!

#Hilary2016

That's what I thought...I just wanted to make sure that no one thought I was a *gasp* republican!!

Most of my family works for the auto industry (obviously) and have been lifelong democrats...my grandma excluded. But all of my inlawas (who are also from Detroit) are Republicans. And they believe some pretty scary things. My brother-in-law, who otherwise I think is a very smart man (a robotics engineer) thinks that too many people have the right to vote, and doesn't believe that just because you're 18 and a citizen that law should be granted to you. Now there are a lot of people, who I wouldn't mind that they just stayed home on election day or lost their absentee ballots (him included) but I think that many people died so we could have this right, and many women fought for suffrage for me. And I'll be damned if I'm not heard!

And I do love that Romney/Gagnam video...makes me laugh (but at the same time, makes me sad).

romney will not stand again as he would not get the financial backing.

had his party not forced him away from the center ground he would have stood a decent chance.the primaries put him too far on the back foot. I hope that the republicans can prevent too many nut jobs getting in the way in the primaries and leave it to the electable and/or intellectually coherent to have the debates.

hope we don't get shit acting this time

I don't want you to get your hopes of a republican winning because it's not gonna happen. i really don't give a shit about politics, so I can look at it very objectively. you might remember me saying this same thing before the last election.

the healthcare snafu and debate isn't gonna change much of anything, and the fact that the country's still fucked up isn't either, and that's accounting republicans best efforts to fuck the country by undermining everything over the last 6 years.

really, republicans should be ashamed of themselves for not trying to fix the country and instead trying to make it worse. it's grounds for treason in my book.

stupid fuckers.

God bless.

Relative:

time.com/89899/a-2016-bush-clinton-match-up-would-be-a-lose-lose-for-millenials/

I believe a republican has a good chance of winning. I'm not sure all the voters that supported Obama will show up at the polls. I believe there are more Democrats in the country now but republican usually have a better turnout.

i really wish i hadn't mentioned anything about the presidential election the other day.

Thanks.