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Post by Bonehead's Barber on Jul 4, 2011 19:09:35 GMT -5
Just for a laugh let's all predict the absolute WORST thing we could hear at Noel's conference.
I'll start - 'I'm retiring from music'
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Post by Rifles on Jul 4, 2011 19:12:45 GMT -5
"This is a wig."
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Post by lookingtothesky on Jul 4, 2011 20:07:09 GMT -5
"I'm having another kid. No new music 'till I finish changing nappies... again..."
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Post by spaneli on Jul 4, 2011 20:10:42 GMT -5
"I'm not the real Noel, he's actually been tied up in a closet since 2000. And I won't be releasing him anytime soon."
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Post by Deleted on Jul 4, 2011 22:57:34 GMT -5
"I'm having a sex change operation. Russell Brand talked me into it."
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Post by Deleted on Jul 4, 2011 23:52:08 GMT -5
Oasis was all a hoax, and I didn't write a single tune ever.
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Post by theultimatewannabe on Jul 4, 2011 23:57:45 GMT -5
"Liam's actually my wife, we've actually been faking the brother thing for ages.."
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Post by manualex on Jul 5, 2011 0:04:57 GMT -5
"I'm going to do an colaboration with some delightfull artists like Lady Gaga, Ricky Martin,Boy George, George Michael, Britney Spears and... you know him... Elton John"
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Post by CFC2013 on Jul 5, 2011 0:25:50 GMT -5
"I'm going country. You could tell it has influenced some of my style a bit...look out Toby Keith!"
"I'm going to work with Kid Cudi on a double album."
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Post by Deleted on Jul 5, 2011 0:32:44 GMT -5
"Liam's actually my wife, we've actually been faking the brother thing for ages.." I actually wouldn't mind that at all. It would explain a lot of things about Liam (mostly the leopard skin shoes). |
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Post by gaspanic23 on Jul 5, 2011 0:34:35 GMT -5
"I'm forming a Rock/Rap supergroup with Jay-Z as the lead singer."
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Post by gefe on Jul 5, 2011 0:37:17 GMT -5
"Liam's actually my wife, we've actually been faking the brother thing for ages.." I actually wouldn't mind that at all. It would explain a lot of things about Liam (mostly the leopard skin shoes). and haircut |
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Post by gdforever on Jul 5, 2011 0:43:41 GMT -5
"I've decided to challenge myself and make an album only using items found in the missus' garden."
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Post by LlAM on Jul 5, 2011 0:54:40 GMT -5
"I'm taking a long break, and when I return I'll be joining Superheavy"
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Post by Deleted on Jul 5, 2011 2:10:39 GMT -5
"My new album has been produced by Mark Ronson"
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Post by crash on Jul 5, 2011 2:28:59 GMT -5
"My album will be released as soon as it gets the go-ahead from my new producer/manager, Lee Mavers."
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Post by paranoidandroid on Jul 5, 2011 3:22:42 GMT -5
'i dye my eyebrows'
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Post by ponydigger9 on Jul 5, 2011 3:40:59 GMT -5
"Alright, the news about the solo album is; there is no solo album. And there never will be. Liam has ruined music forever for me. Thank you, have a nice day."
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Post by Bonehead's Barber on Jul 5, 2011 3:41:12 GMT -5
'All my tours will be acoustic and my band includes Justin Hawkings. Oh by the way, I love Glee and You Me At Six'
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Post by Mr. Sifter on Jul 5, 2011 3:44:23 GMT -5
"I've finally buried the hatchet and decided to join Take That for one year ... Solo album coming out in about five years"
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Post by mimmihopps on Jul 5, 2011 3:56:14 GMT -5
"I'm real Liam Gallagher and I created all those PG stuff"
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Post by putthisin ® on Jul 5, 2011 3:56:39 GMT -5
"I'm dying"
This would be the worst right?
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Post by Bonehead's Barber on Jul 5, 2011 4:02:05 GMT -5
"I'm dying" This would be the worst right? Well ... yeah obviously  |
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Post by johnnyb on Jul 5, 2011 4:07:41 GMT -5
"Im moving in with Alex James to make some cheese"
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Post by Swarfiga on Jul 5, 2011 4:18:46 GMT -5
"I'll get a drivers license now. So, no album this year. Goodbye!"
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