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Post by bonkers on Jul 5, 2011 4:30:40 GMT -5
IM COMING UP!! IM COMING UP!! IM COMING UP!! IM COMING UP!! IM COMING UP!! IM COMING UP!! IM COMING UP!! IM COMING UP!! IM COMING UP!! IM COMING UP!! IM COMING UP!! IM COMING UP!! thanks for coming  |
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Post by francis123 on Jul 5, 2011 4:31:38 GMT -5
Noel died of a drug overdose in 97', I'm really his brother Pedro
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Post by deasy on Jul 5, 2011 4:57:29 GMT -5
"I'm going to do an colaboration with some delightfull artists like Lady Gaga, Ricky Martin,Boy George, George Michael, Britney Spears and... you know him... Elton John" Doing a song with Elton John would be fantastic   |
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Post by shop92n on Jul 5, 2011 5:11:05 GMT -5
'ive decided that im going to start reering cucumbers and sell them through aldi, please pick one up on the way out'
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Post by The Morning Son on Jul 5, 2011 5:20:36 GMT -5
"I am pleased to announce next year I will release the 10th anniversary album of Heathen Chemistry, the album will be reworked to fit my current influences so the first single will be a dance electro version of Probably All In My Mind.......
It sounds like The Beatles talking to the Stones who are watching Kasabian do acid with The Who.......its mega!"
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Post by MacaRonic on Jul 5, 2011 5:25:16 GMT -5
^^LOL
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Post by Deleted on Jul 5, 2011 5:33:33 GMT -5
"Im starting a clothing range called Eton Rifles, we will specialise in bermuda shorts, tutus & desert boots"
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Post by matt on Jul 5, 2011 6:15:46 GMT -5
"I'm dying" This would be the worst right? No it wouldn't. The worst without doubt would be: "I'm a massive predatory paedophile" |
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Post by GIMH on Jul 5, 2011 6:54:37 GMT -5
The album's done, all the songs are based off I Can See a Liar and Put Yer Money Where Yer Mouth Is
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Post by barnafin95 on Jul 5, 2011 7:14:21 GMT -5
"I'm taking time off music to mastermind a Beatles film that will inevitably turn out to be shit"
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Post by LlAM on Jul 5, 2011 8:20:12 GMT -5
'ive decided that im going to start reering cucumbers and sell them through aldi, please pick one up on the way out' Pretty Green Cucumbers |
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Post by MacaRonic on Jul 5, 2011 8:28:45 GMT -5
'Hi all, I'm too lazy to make an full album, so I'm gunna release a single called 'The Death Of You And Me', a song I wrote abou ten years ago. The single will have three b-sides, Stop The Clocks an Record Machine, the versions that leaked a couple years ago because I couldn't be arsed finishing them plus a new remixed version of 'Falling Down' by Will.I.Am which is mega. Goodnite'
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Post by AlissonBrazil on Jul 5, 2011 8:36:10 GMT -5
"I'm doing a chinese musical with Damon Albarn"
"Gene is my son"
"Slide Away was written by Tony McCarroll"
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Post by CFC2013 on Jul 5, 2011 10:03:08 GMT -5
"I have pancreatic cancer."
You said the worst thing imaginable, right?
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Post by shop92n on Jul 5, 2011 10:18:45 GMT -5
'im reuniting oasis with that sandwhich band as the band'
'pete doherty is my son now leave him alone or donate him some rehab money im skint after funding his crack '
'katy perry produced my album'
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Post by shoes222 on Jul 5, 2011 10:32:04 GMT -5
"I have hereby decided that from this point forward, BigUn will be handling all of my promotional engagements."
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Post by Beady’s Here Now on Jul 5, 2011 11:33:08 GMT -5
Come on! We all know he's going to the use conference in his on going need to talk football. After all, City just signed Gael Clichy from Arsenal yesterday. Are you seriously trying to tell me it's a coincidence that Noel's conference is coinciding with this new signing? ;D
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Post by beadyeyeunofficial on Jul 5, 2011 11:42:23 GMT -5
"My album will be released as soon as it gets the go-ahead from my new producer/manager, Lee Mavers." How would that be a bad thing? The La's was the best album since Revolver. Only Definitely Maybe bettered it. The worst thing, in my opinion, would be if Noel said he was releasing his album. It's like watching a car crash. I feel sorry for the poor man; he's heading down the path of Chris Martin and Thom Yorke. |
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Post by barnafin95 on Jul 5, 2011 11:48:15 GMT -5
Because Lee Mavers takes fucking ages to do anything: if it was up to him The La's would probably still be working on their debut album now. Thought that was obvious  |
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Post by gdforever on Jul 5, 2011 11:51:50 GMT -5
I've decided that since I don't want to be separated from my family so long I am going to make them my band.
I will of course be singing and lead guitar. Sarah on bass, Anais on rhythm guitar and Sonny on Donovan's shoulders together playing drums.
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Post by beadyeyeunofficial on Jul 5, 2011 11:54:15 GMT -5
Because Lee Mavers takes fucking ages to do anything: if it was up to him The La's would probably still be working on their debut album now. Thought that was obvious But it was still a quality album. I would wait as long as it needed, to listen to a fantastic album. What's the point in rushing? |
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Post by matt on Jul 5, 2011 12:44:12 GMT -5
Noel walks in, shouts 'BEEF CURTAINS!' and walks out, leaving the press bewildered.
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Post by shop92n on Jul 5, 2011 12:51:06 GMT -5
' ive come here today to announce that there will be another press conference next week, there will also be a raffle and facepainting.'
Or
'this is it , this is it , this is it'
Like that guy a few years ago.
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Post by alwaysnow on Jul 5, 2011 13:19:55 GMT -5
"The Real People wrote my album... again." |
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Post by manualex on Jul 5, 2011 13:28:36 GMT -5
"I'm going to do an colaboration with some delightfull artists like Lady Gaga, Ricky Martin,Boy George, George Michael, Britney Spears and... you know him... Elton John" Doing a song with Elton John would be fantastic IKR, but it fits there with the other artists  |
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