out of a chicken.

Hey--I dont see any options in the poll for us ladies!!

Oh wait we can alwasy get laid...never mind..

well considering wat pain we hav to go thru if sumthing went wrong, it should be easy for us at sum point. wait i just thort (omg) n maybe its not always a good thing.

matt knows wat to do... ;D

well, alright..put the sunglasses on..like this.. come over,chewing a gum and go like:yeahh, baby....nice..I could probably talk to you for couple of months.... go to the cinema and stuff.. but why don't we go to bed right now?"

oh they do... believe me..but you reaction makes me think it only works with european laids...

so you give me some tips in charming, master!

you forgot to add the Liam swagger

I usually use these:
"Excuse me, I'm new in town and I need directions back to your place."

"I'm sorry ... I seem to have lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?"

"Nice ass .. can I wear it as a hat?"

"Why don't you come back to my place and smile like a doughnut?"

"Want to come back to my place for a pizza and a fuck? [if negative response...] What's the matter? You don't like pizza?"

"Baby, if I was in charge of the alphabet, I'd put U and I together."

"So, which one of you is the slut who likes to fuck?" [after one slaps you, turn to the other] "So, I guess it's you."

"Excuse me, can you blow bubbles? [if positive response, look at your crotch] Did you hear that, bubbles?"

"Fuck me if I'm wrong, but is your name Bertha?"

"How'd you like to ride my stallion? He's well trained for battle!"

"If I were that horse, I'd rather you mounted me without the saddle."

"Don't worry . . . if you kiss me, I won't turn into a frog."

"I lost my leg in battle. Guess what I'm walking on!"

"The word of the day is legs. Lets go back to my place and spread the word."

"Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway."

"Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?"

"Fuck me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?"

"How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?"

"Hi there. Do you swallow?"

"Hey babe, wanna make an easy fifty bucks?"

"Bond. James Bond."

"Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist."

"Wanna play carnival? That's where you sit on my face and I try to guess your weight."

"Do you take it up the ass?"

[Wet your finger and touch girls/guys shirt] "Let's get you out of those WET clothes!"

"I may not be Fred Flinstone but i sure can make your bed rock"

"Let's have breakfast together; shall I call you or nudge you?"

"Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven?"

"Excuse me but is your last name Gillette.... cause you are the best a man can get!!"

"If I followed you home, would you keep me?"

"I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking?"

"You have 250 bones in your body, you want another?"

"For a fat chick, you sure have small tits."

"Would you like to be in movies?"

He: "Have you ever had one of those fantasies where Greek gods feed you these little pickles?"
She: "No."
He: "Well, I'll have to show you what one is like, but it will be only one Greek god (point to yourself, then look down at your crotch) and I won't be feeding you little pickles."

yep, they work really good and.."Jakki, stop! I said stop! Not now!..."

"we decide when you get laid"

Its women like that these days that i just cant be assed with they might play hard to get but after a bit i just have to fuck em off!

be yourself.....and in most blokes cases, hope!