BBC is pish, as is ITV and Sky Sports....... the pundits are dryer than an Amish Stag Weekend

However, fortunately for me I live in Ireland, and we have RTE. And a key ingredient in RTE punditry is the man himself, Eamo Dunphy


(pretty, ain't he?!)


Anyways, heres some of his quotes fairly recently, when liverpool were in the middle of a poor run



ON Cisse and Garcia - " It was Ragball Rovers out there with Cisse and Garcia. Look at Cisse. Somebody thought he was worth £14 million at some stage. He's no left foot and no right. £14 million and counting. They bought him a big mansion in Cheshire and now he's no more than a part of the landed gentry. Absolute rubbish "

On Garcia - "What do you do with Garcia, I'll tell you what to do with him, he should be put in a rubbish bin where he belongs "

ON Cisse - " here we have Cisse, right wing, attempts to put in a cross, BANG...hits the full back, again BANG hits the full back, BANG...off the full back again, and once more, BANG...smacks the full back again.... Millions of euro and he can't clear the first man, I mean...what's he trying to do to the full back here, Kill him??"

On Kewell - "Eamon, how did you rate Harry Kewell ?" "Fat. And a clown. A fat clown for all to see."

On Fowler - "An overweight has been. He's got more money than Liverpool maybe he could lend them a few quid"

On Mourinho: - "A bluffer who just got found out. Will never be at the tactical level of Milan or Barcelona, doesn't even have the footballing intelligence even to know why Barca beat him. Look at his claims that the best team didn't win. Ridiculous. He's a bengal lancer"

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