I'm sure the Packer fans on here have already filled this out and were accepred

This is for anyone else who would like to become one ;D


Application To Become A Green Bay Packer Fan

PART A - GENERAL INFORMATION
Name: ___________________________________ (son)
Home Address: _________________________________
Cabin Address: _________________________________
CB Handle: _________________________

Religion: __ Lutheran ___ Catholic

Income: __ We do okay ___ We're blessed ___ None of your beeswax

Neck Shade: __ Light Red ___ Medium Red ___ Dark Red

Mobile Home Color:
__Two-Tone, Brown and White
__Two-Tone, Pink and White
__ Faded Green and Gold

Model of Pickup Truck: ____________________
Size of Tires: __________

Length of Right Leg: __________
Length of Left Leg: __________

PART B - COMPLETION
(To be accepted, you must be able to check at least 15 items from the questions below. Note that good Packer fans can sometimes check many answers for some questions.)


My favorite music is:


Country
Western
Anything played on an accordion

My favorite meal is:


Head cheese and Old Milwaukee
Cheese curd and Old Milwaukee
Venison sausage and Old Milwaukee
Kielbasa and carp (Surf & Turf)
$5.99 Friday fish fry
Pickled eggs and pickled pigsfeet

My preferred weapon is a:


12-Gauge
Tire iron
Chain saw
Ice auger
Fishing pole

My primary auto is a:


'67 Ford Galaxy
'67 Ford Galaxy with transmission
'64 Chevy Belaire station wagon
Harley Davidson
Snowmobile

I usually greet people by saying:


"Ya hey dare."
"Dem packers is playing like a bunch a old women."
"Dey should take da whole bunch a dem der Madison liberals and just linem up and shootem."

I can count to:


10
20
20 if I take my boots off

My favorite reading material is:


Fishing Facts
Beer Bottle Labels
Guns & Ammo
Today's Mercenary
Polka Digest
Sausage Making
Things I have in my front yard:


Various kitchen appliances
Cars on blocks
Cows
Pink flamingos
Deer hanging from tree (in-season)
Deer hanging from tree (out-of-season)

I mostly wear:


Polyester pants and leisure suit jacket
Polyester pants with snags and hooded sweatshirt
Green Bay belt buckle
A cheesehead

The most memorable event I ever attended was:


Minocqua Moose Call Competition
Tomahawk Crew Cut Championships
Oktoberfest in LaCrosse
Evenrude Outboard Motor Finals
Salmon-A-Rama
Free Sample Day at Pick-n-Save

My favorite entertainment is:


Watching Green Acres reruns
Canasta
Pinochle
Sheepshead
Burping

Favorite phrase:


"Gollee jeez"
"Ya d-o-n't seh?"
"Ya betcha."
"Okee-dohkee."

Pick one:


Someone is helping me read this
Someone is reading this for me