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repost from ages back 

LOVER 1: THE GALLAGHER BOY His chat-up was 'Alright girl, you want some?' He had a gorgeous body and was great at foreplay ..but he was too quick and boring LOVER 2: THE ROBSTER A bit chubby but he really satisfied me. He was such a funny guy and very romantic.. and a lot larger than Liam, too. Significantly so!





THE mystery blonde who made love to Robbie Williams in Liam Gallagher's bed stepped out of the shadows last night.



Louise Jefferson admits she's the girl behind Robbie's bedroom boasts - and today reveals she slept with BOTH pop superstars in one 24-hour marathon of drug-fuelled lust.



In Robbie's new autobiography he tells of a sexy encounter with an unnamed girl he describes as a famous rock journalist.



Louise - who at the time was PA to an executive on trade magazine Music Week - says SHE'S the one he writes about... and what's more she went to bed with Oasis star Liam the night before. Her verdict on the two sexy singers? "Liam is better looking - but Robbie is the more gifted lover."



Speaking for the first time about her wild weekend of passion, Louise also reveals how:



Liam snorted cocaine before propositioning her in a lift.



He chatted her up with the line: "All right girl, do you want some?"



He was brilliant at foreplay... but Robbie was better at sex.



Robbie was much better endowed and left her more satisfied.



Louise first met Robbie in 1995 just before his bitter split with Take That. He had dyed his hair peroxide blonde and was defying the boy band's strict rules by hanging out with the wild men of Oasis at the Glastonbury Festival, where he appeared drunk when he joined them on stage.



Louise says: "We were sitting backstage on the grass having a beer in the sunshine and Robbie was bowling around chatting to people.



"He looked like a lost soul. He had turned up with white hair and a blackened tooth. He was trying to be something he wasn't. I can't say I fancied him then because he was quite chubby and had this silly white crew-cut which didn't suit him."



Louise next saw Robbie that November at an Oasis gig at the Nymex Arena in Manchester. She says: "Afterwards I went back to the Victoria and Albert Hotel by Granada Studios with the band, the management, the hangers-on and roadies.



"I was with two male friends, a music journalist and someone with a band. We went up to my room to take some cocaine and Robbie came with us.



"He didn't take any coke, but he sang us some songs he had made up about his Take That bandmate Gary Barlow being fat and talentless. They were hilarious."



After about half an hour the four went back to the bar and Robbie disappeared. Louise then started to chat to Liam, joining him in a gang which decamped to a bedroom to take more drugs. "It started to get really heavy. There was loads of coke coming out," she says.



Liam decided he had taken too much cocaine and wanted cannabis to calm himself down.



Louise, feeling tired and heading for bed, and they left the room at the same time. Then a curvy size 10, she quickly realised she had caught his eye.



She says: "We got in the lift and his immortal chat-up line was, 'All right girl, do you want some?'



"He gave me a big snog in the lift. Then we went back to his room. At the time I was trapped in a marriage that was over. And suddenly this extremely beautiful and younger-than-me man is up for it.



"He is gorgeous. Beautiful skin, teeth, hair, he really is very beautiful. I'm not going to turn it down am I?"



Louise and Liam went back to his suite. "He rolled a joint and lay back. He made the first move. We took our clothes off. He is really good at oral sex, I will say that. He knows what to do. He has a lovely body and smells fantastic."



But the main event was a let-down. "It was pretty standard. The actual act was over pretty quickly and was quite boring. It was all over in about 20 minutes. Then he rolled over and went to sleep. I remember lying there giggling and thinking, 'Oh my God, I have just shagged Liam Gallagher'.



"But I knew it was just sex - he is not my type."



She was also unimpressed by his verbal skills.



"Liam just didn't say much about anything," she says. "I don't think he could string a sentence together."



With the singer fast asleep, Louise went back to her room, showered, and went to bed. When she saw him the next morning, he had a hat on and pulled it down over his eyes. "He acknowledged me, but that was it.



"Robbie was there too. The original plan was that we were all going to go down to London and carry on drinking and hanging out.



"Liam changed his mind. He decided he was going to go shopping in Manchester."



Louise recalls Robbie not fitting in well with the others. She says: "It was like he was on his own. He didn't have any friends. It was quite sad. He hooked into our group. It was obvious Liam didn't want to hang out with him."



Louise, Robbie and her two men friends then took a train to London, drinking along the way.



The group carried on partying at a pub near Waterloo Station. Within 20 minutes the bar filled up when word spread that Robbie was there.



As the only girl in the group, Louise, then 30, soon caught Robbie's eye. "He put his arm around my shoulders and squeezed my hand." It was then that Robbie decided to have fun at Liam's expense.



Louise says: "He said Liam had booked a hotel room in London and it would be a laugh if we went back to his room.



"The name Liam uses for hotel bookings is Billy Shears, a character from the Beatles album Sgt Pepper.



"We breezed into the hotel and he went up to the reception and said it was Mr Billy Shears and could we check in. We were laughing like hyenas." Upstairs, they raided the mini-bar, poured drinks, and toasted Liam. They also ordered a large plate of food on his bill.



Louise was sure Robbie knew she had had sex with Liam the night before, though the two didn't talk about it.



"I had told my music journalist mate, who was also Robbie's mate. I think he must have heard.



"Robbie kept telling jokes. It was hilarious. Trying to have sex with him was actually quite difficult because he was so funny.



"We were kissing, cuddling. The contrast between the very mechanical sex with Liam and the closeness with Robbie couldn't have been greater.



"He told me I was gorgeous. He was much more romantic. Our lovemaking must have lasted an hour and a half.



"But Robbie had put on a bit of weight at the time and was a little more heavily covered than Liam."



He outweighed his rival in another way too.



"He was larger than Liam. Significantly so," says Louise. And Robbie satisfied Louise sexually, something she says Liam had failed to do.



Louise, who had to work the next day, left the hotel at 4.30 am with Robbie hailing a cab and insisting on paying for it.



Robbie knew Louise was married - she was wearing her wedding ring - and both knew their fling was not going to go anywhere.



WHEN she got to the office that Monday, word soon spread."It became known as Louise doing the double," she laughed.



Afterwards she only ever saw Liam once to talk to. "I saw him backstage at a party that December.



"I was on crutches because I had hurt the ligaments in my foot dancing too much at a Stone Roses all-nighter.



"Liam said, 'All right girl, I wasn't that rough with you, was I?' He was laughing. I laughed back and told him it was a Stone Roses injury."



She saw Robbie perform live many times since their night together but not as a one-to-one.



Louise moved to Cornwall from London nine months ago with her partner and child and now leads a quiet life. She gave up taking cocaine after seeing drugs destroy too many lives.



She says: "The only reason I have spoken out now is that my story is in the book and I'm having phone calls from people I haven't spoken to in years."



Though Robbie scored higher as a lover, Louise would still rather listen to Liam sing.



"Musically I would choose Oasis," she said. "I'm still a rock chick at heart."





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