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Post by Marissa on Jun 9, 2019 1:11:48 GMT -5
in case y'all needed a laugh as badly as i did... www.irishtimes.com/news/noel-gallagher-is-dead-here-are-the-facts-1.97680according to this article, published in august 1997, noel died in '96 by crashing his rolls royce into a swimming pool. the cover of be here now is a conspiracy and noel was replaced in public by a lookalike. richard ashcroft was in on it and is responsible for the commercial failure of be here now and everything else since then because he took on ghostwriting duties. i got here through a relatively unrelated chain of google searches pertaining to music theory concepts of oasis songs (i guess there's, unsurprisingly, so little information about that subject out there that the "theory" keyword just started picking up conspiracy theories) and this is really the best thing that came out of it.
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Post by bt95 on Jun 9, 2019 11:52:58 GMT -5
in case y'all needed a laugh as badly as i did... www.irishtimes.com/news/noel-gallagher-is-dead-here-are-the-facts-1.97680according to this article, published in august 1997, noel died in '96 by crashing his rolls royce into a swimming pool. the cover of be here now is a conspiracy and noel was replaced in public by a lookalike. richard ashcroft was in on it and is responsible for the commercial failure of be here now and everything else since then because he took on ghostwriting duties. i got here through a relatively unrelated chain of google searches pertaining to music theory concepts of oasis songs (i guess there's, unsurprisingly, so little information about that subject out there that the "theory" keyword just started picking up conspiracy theories) and this is really the best thing that came out of it. Haha, it's literally the same thing as the 'Paul is dead' conspiracy about McCartney. Funny.
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Post by mouth on Jun 9, 2019 12:48:09 GMT -5
oh c'mon, it's a piss take. oasis, their openly expressed love for the beatles, the paul-is-dead-myth... it's really not that hard to get, what the author did there.
but then again people believe liam's new song is awesome. so what do i know?
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Post by Marissa on Jun 9, 2019 19:50:55 GMT -5
oh c'mon, it's a piss take. oasis, their openly expressed love for the beatles, the paul-is-dead-myth... it's really not that hard to get, what the author did there. but then again people believe liam's new song is awesome. so what do i know in case y'all needed a laugh as badly as i did... check your strangely misplaced attitude at the door next time sis......
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Post by Flashbax on Jun 10, 2019 9:37:59 GMT -5
Since then Oasis got infiltrated by the CIA, Mossad and Blur, they wanted to take Oasis down, so they removed Guigsy and Bonehead. Hired Gem & Andy and started to want songs from them.
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Post by Derrick on Jun 10, 2019 11:16:55 GMT -5
Since then Oasis got infiltrated by the CIA, Mossad and Blur, they wanted to take Oasis down, so they removed Guigsy and Bonehead. Hired Gem & Andy and started to want songs from them. Some even believe the band split 10 years ago & that Noel & Liam are really on bad terms. Gullible suckers!
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Post by Deleted on Jun 10, 2019 11:37:52 GMT -5
I believe alan mcgee was an alien and oasis was his means of distributing his peoples messages. I believe oasis became aware of this around 1999 and that is the reason why bonehead and guigs left, it was too much to handle and bonehead proceeded to start dressing like a pimp to protect his identity from the alien beings.
this was in fact the real reason behind the track "gas panic", at first Noel and the aliens were on good terms but things turned sour, they proceeded to swap Noel out for a clone Noel that was more befitting to their needs (Liam wrote about this in guess god thinks Im abel). Liam attempted to get along with this clone and the aliens inserted another member "dave sardy" to carry out proceedings but it didnt work. The relationship began collapsing in 2008 and by 2009 the aliens abandoned their plan with oasis when Liam turned on "Noel" and tried to bring an end to their manipulation and created project Y or "high flying birds".
Liam attempted to override this with beady eye, the ending speech in flick of the finger being a direct warning. The aliens took action, taking Gem archer out of play and throwing Liams life into chaos. Beady eye failed. Project Z "who built the moon?" could begin.....a direct reference to actually built the moon.
As things progressed Liam found sanctuary within a group called "warner brothers", they became aware of "who built the moon" and decided to team up. Their lead single being "wall of glass" to which they could directly address the aliens head on. "For what its worth" being penned as a message to the real Noel lost in space.
as it stands, the aliens are weakening, releasing a song called "black star dancing", a tune that was supposed to be released in 1972 but the space time continuum became warped and everyone just thinks its abit shit.
watch this space, nuts right? its amazing how you you can create bullshit conspiracy with a few references.
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Post by Marissa on Jun 10, 2019 16:26:35 GMT -5
I believe alan mcgee was an alien and oasis was his means of distributing his peoples messages. I believe oasis became aware of this around 1999 and that is the reason why bonehead and guigs left, it was too much to handle and bonehead proceeded to start dressing like a pimp to protect his identity from the alien beings. this was in fact the real reason behind the track "gas panic", at first Noel and the aliens were on good terms but things turned sour, they proceeded to swap Noel out for a clone Noel that was more befitting to their needs (Liam wrote about this in guess god thinks Im abel). Liam attempted to get along with this clone and the aliens inserted another member "dave sardy" to carry out proceedings but it didnt work. The relationship began collapsing in 2008 and by 2009 the aliens abandoned their plan with oasis when Liam turned on "Noel" and tried to bring an end to their manipulation and created project Y or "high flying birds". Liam attempted to override this with beady eye, the ending speech in flick of the finger being a direct warning. The aliens took action, taking Gem archer out of play and throwing Liams life into chaos. Beady eye failed. Project Z "who built the moon?" could begin.....a direct reference to actually built the moon. As things progressed Liam found sanctuary within a group called "warner brothers", they became aware of "who built the moon" and decided to team up. Their lead single being "wall of glass" to which they could directly address the aliens head on. "For what its worth" being penned as a message to the real Noel lost in space. as it stands, the aliens are weakening, releasing a song called "black star dancing", a tune that was supposed to be released in 1972 but the space time continuum became warped and everyone just thinks its abit shit. watch this space, nuts right? its amazing how you you can create bullshit conspiracy with a few references. i love it sardy being an alien is a nice touch
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