Alright, calm down kid. I like it, the comments of those who don't understand the sarcasm was what I found funny. Here's some examples ; "Roy Keane is Irish, not English, therefore he hasn't and will not be picked to play for England!

Further more, this site is a textbook example of glory seeking and I'm surprised no Manchester United fans from Surrey have come up with this idea."

"Mate, you're a class A retard.

1. It's a cup, a league, a trophy, a competition but it isn't a fucking series!

2. It's not the 'Charlton Addicts', it's Charlton Athletic. They're knickname is the Addicts but you don't stick it on the end of their fucking name!

3. Winningest? Since when was that a fucking word?"

"You stupid gimps! What the hell are you on about? Stick to your own sports like all you can eat in 1 hour championships. Man Utd suck but you lot even more and that says alot about you rabble cos i depise man utd."

"Ok Firstly i have realised you guys dont really know much about how the English Premier League works? And secondly you dont realsise that There is a completly seperate Scottish Premier League that Rangers compete in with celtic... Rangers are the champions of this league. They do not compete in the English league nor do they enter it. Its seperate!"

"1. Rio Ferdinand is fucking English!
2. Sweden is a country, not a town in England.
3. Trafford Ballpark Franchise? WTF?!
4. 'General Manager'? Just 'Manager' will do fine.
5. 'London Chelsea'? It's Chelsea ok? Not fucking 'London Chelsea'"

"HA HA HA HA OMG I have never seeen so much rubbish written in my life!!!

Where are you guys getting all these stupid names for the English soccer teams? Geordie Strippers? Buccaneers? What?!??

As for the guy who thinks he doesnt have the right top, omg!? You are seeing photos of CHRISTIANO RONALDO playing for portugal

WHY WOULD A GOALY BE SIGNED TO SCORE GOALS....OMG! get a grip, he is there to stop goals...

As for the person who realised Edwin Van Der Sar hasnt played for germany you right. But mabee you should have looked at his nationality, he is dutch, he plays for HOLLAND!!


Listen to you all taking about soccer as if its football. You have been Manchester United fans for liek 3 weeks, etc and you think you know everything. Aww my god...."

" You muppet, you sound like the biggest glory supporter ever, who ever wins the title you support?, ffs fans like you"

"I think u americans should stick to playing baseball or ameiircan football. Football isn't for you. Malcom Glazier is a hairy prick. He's only out to get money. He'll make Manchester United go bust. I don't even support Man Utd and i still think this malcom glazier business is crap. As for this site, it's a load of pants. Listen mate, you've got to get all the names sorted out. You try to act all cool and hard thinking you know lots about english football, but you no nothing. You get everything wrong. You should forget about suppoting Man Utd. You need to do your research into other teams and their players. Like Diego Forlan used to play for Man Utd but they sold him because he's shit. And you should call everyone by their real names. Like Rio Ferdinhand. And u get muddled up with Wayne Rooney and Christiano Ronaldo. When England came to the USA a lot of English managers wouldn't let their England stars go so thats why they didn't come. If they did, then England would have beaten the USA 5-0. Also Roy Keane isn't English u knob, he's Irish so he can't play for England. And Cantona is French, not Chinese. And Sun Jihai didnt play for Manchester United, he playes for Manchester City. And Shaun Wright-Phillips pkays for Manchester City too, not Manchester United. So sort your facts out mate!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

and my personal favourite: "CANTONA IS NOT CHINESE!!!"

JUST READ THIS!

Well done Malcolm Glazer JR. for getting a place in the Manchester Buccaneers Soccer team today.
Your pop has done well for keeping it in the family.

What position do you think you will play? I see Ray Gardiner has left the team, maybe you can take his place? It says he used to play as 'chairman', is that the same as a goal stopper?

fuckin hell, they shoud go into comedy writing




this site has to be taking the piss, has to

from tenneesse tim:

I'll bet that fan who wrote Wonderwall would do a better job than Nistelrooy!
-just don't let Noel hear this, he'd prob hunt him down

I'm quite ticked that Tim Henmann hasn't got much of a chance as Manchester's goaltender
could ya imagine that skinny shitbag standing in front of 67,000 people who can shout while ply is goin on with his tennis racket


this is my new favourite site - seriously!

seriously WTF is wrong with him?

without question the funniest thing i have ever seen!