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Oct 24, 2005 12:42:10 GMT -5
Post by StepOut on Oct 24, 2005 12:42:10 GMT -5
The Steelers are back to top form.
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Oct 24, 2005 13:18:10 GMT -5
Post by mar on Oct 24, 2005 13:18:10 GMT -5
how bout those hawks?
10 points in the last 80 secs
cardiac kids
5-2 and a 2 game lead over the lambs
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Oct 24, 2005 23:10:01 GMT -5
Post by mape on Oct 24, 2005 23:10:01 GMT -5
so far this year i was unhappy with the way the Bills' season was going. After seeing the monday night game all i can say is at least we're not as bad as the Jets
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Oct 26, 2005 7:50:10 GMT -5
Post by lionsden® on Oct 26, 2005 7:50:10 GMT -5
The Packers signed free agent wideout Taco Wallace on Tuesday afternoon.
Sorry Packer fans but you're fucked ;D
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Oct 27, 2005 15:27:00 GMT -5
Post by mar on Oct 27, 2005 15:27:00 GMT -5
The Packers signed free agent wideout Taco Wallace on Tuesday afternoon. Sorry Packer fans but you're fucked ;D taco was ours he was a qb? ?? a la slash?
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Oct 27, 2005 16:32:55 GMT -5
Post by lionsden® on Oct 27, 2005 16:32:55 GMT -5
The Packers signed free agent wideout Taco Wallace on Tuesday afternoon. Sorry Packer fans but you're fucked ;D taco was ours he was a qb? ?? a la slash? I don't think they are talking about Seneca
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Oct 28, 2005 23:02:44 GMT -5
Post by mape on Oct 28, 2005 23:02:44 GMT -5
ok this weekend here's how its looking for us
mar: seattle has a bye week lionsben: Minnesota @ Carolina me: Buffalo @ New England Stepout: Baltimore @ Pittsburgh (monday nighter)
(don't know who else supports which team)
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Oct 30, 2005 19:34:00 GMT -5
Post by lionsden® on Oct 30, 2005 19:34:00 GMT -5
ok this weekend here's how its looking for us mar: seattle has a bye week lionsben: Minnesota @ Carolina me: Buffalo @ New England Stepout: Baltimore @ Pittsburgh (monday nighter) (don't know who else supports which team) I have officially given up on the fucking pathetic purple this year. They are dreadful. I'll still support them but they are awful I think I'll be routing for the Hawks now
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Oct 31, 2005 18:07:14 GMT -5
Post by mar on Oct 31, 2005 18:07:14 GMT -5
and after this weeks purple debacle?
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Oct 31, 2005 20:19:26 GMT -5
Post by masterplan200 on Oct 31, 2005 20:19:26 GMT -5
What's with the Jets??? rock bottom of the AFC
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Oct 31, 2005 22:39:08 GMT -5
Post by mape on Oct 31, 2005 22:39:08 GMT -5
What's with the Jets??? rock bottom of the AFC Mr Girl Arm Chad Pennington is injured and that fossil vinny testaverde is at QB so don't expect too much from them. Besides they are in a division with Buffalo - were you expecting anything else from the Jets than last place?
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Oct 31, 2005 22:41:23 GMT -5
Post by StepOut on Oct 31, 2005 22:41:23 GMT -5
ok this weekend here's how its looking for us mar: seattle has a bye week lionsben: Minnesota @ Carolina me: Buffalo @ New England Stepout: Baltimore @ Pittsburgh (monday nighter) (don't know who else supports which team) I have officially given up on the fucking pathetic purple this year. They are dreadful. I'll still support them but they are awful I think I'll be routing for the Hawks now Looks like their season is over.
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Nov 1, 2005 8:03:24 GMT -5
Post by lionsden® on Nov 1, 2005 8:03:24 GMT -5
What's with the Jets??? rock bottom of the AFC Mr Girl Arm Chad Pennington is injured and that fossil vinny testaverde is at QB so don't expect too much from them. Besides they are in a division with Buffalo - were you expecting anything else from the Jets than last place? And Culpepper is out the rest of the year, and prob most of next year too
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Nov 1, 2005 12:57:57 GMT -5
Post by shadowboxer on Nov 1, 2005 12:57:57 GMT -5
ok this weekend here's how its looking for us mar: seattle has a bye week lionsben: Minnesota @ Carolina me: Buffalo @ New England Stepout: Baltimore @ Pittsburgh (monday nighter) (don't know who else supports which team) Oh you know I support BIG BLUE! I was at Sunday's game. What a spankin on those redskins! (whip whip)
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Nov 1, 2005 23:29:17 GMT -5
Post by mape on Nov 1, 2005 23:29:17 GMT -5
ok this weekend here's how its looking for us mar: seattle has a bye week lionsben: Minnesota @ Carolina me: Buffalo @ New England Stepout: Baltimore @ Pittsburgh (monday nighter) (don't know who else supports which team) Oh you know I support BIG BLUE! I was at Sunday's game. What a spankin on those redskins! (whip whip) hmmm you support IBM? you learn something everyday. but i'll keep that in mind and you gotta love bandwagonners - i'm sure it'll be "J-E-T-S" again once the giants are down and the jets back to doing well
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Nov 2, 2005 7:48:36 GMT -5
Post by lionsden® on Nov 2, 2005 7:48:36 GMT -5
Stripper Feared Drowned After Culpepper Fumbles Her Out Of Boat
Lake Minnetonka, MN – Chastity Rainn, a 23-year-old Atlanta Stripper, is feared to have drowned after being fumbled by Vikings QB Daunte Culpepper out of the Minnesota party boat on October 6th.
“It doesn’t look good,” said Hennepin County Sheriff David Zarling. “We have had dive and rescue teams searching the area ever since the fumble occurred.”
The Sheriff’s office received a call on October 6th, that Culpepper had fumbled the stripper off of the boat and into the 40-foot-deep water. It is believed that teammate Darren Sharper may have accidentally brushed Culpepper’s right arm while walking toward a shrimp cocktail plate at the aft of the vessel, thus causing the fumble.
A tape of the 911 call was made available to Fantasyology.com. You can hear Culpepper shouting, “I fumbled her! I fumbled her! Why was I born with these damn tiny hands?”
Culpepper then regained his composure and challenged the call of a fumble, saying that Ms. Rainn leapt into the lake to try to find a contact lens that had popped out of her eye while fellating the team’s defensive backs.
After further review, the challenge was denied, and Culpepper was forced to take a “time out” in a dark corner of the boat.
Michael Bennett Done For Year: Broke Left Foot During Double Penetration
Minneapolis, MN – Vikings RB Michael Bennett will go on the IR immediately after suffering a broken left foot during a complex double penetration during the team’s infamous “Love Cruise,” the team announced yesterday. Bennett’s season is over.
“It seems that Michael and Nate Burleson were engaging a very accommodating female in some risqué sexual congress,” said Vikings head coach Mike Tice, in one of his more eloquent uses of the English language. “Let’s just say that this broad was taking it in two holes at the same time,” said Tice, returning to his regular Lunchpail Joe form of talking.
“Michael was giving it to her from behind and arching his left foot pretty severely, when he felt something pop,” said Tice. “Our team doctors X-rayed it and discovered the fracture. He’s done for the year,” said Tice.
“I want to emphasize one thing, though,” said the coach. “At no time did Michael’s balls ever come into contact with Nate’s. Never.”
Tice Scalped Tickets For Vikings Sex Cruise, NFL Investigates
Minneapolis, MN – Minnesota Vikings head coach Mike Tice, already on double-secret probation for scalping Super Bowl tickets earlier this year, committed a similar infraction earlier this month, Fantasyology.com has learned. Tice sold two tickets he had been given for the first annual Vikings Sex Cruise to two Vikings fans outside of the Metrodome on October 1st.
Scalping tickets for sex cruises is against NFL rules, and reselling tickets for any event within 500 feet of the Metrodome is strictly prohibited.
“I’ve got to plead ignorance on this one,” said Tice. “OK. I’ll take the blame for the whole Super Bowl thing. That was wrong, even though I am the lowest-paid head coach in the NFL,” he added. “But reselling tickets for a sex cruise is against NFL rules now?” questioned the buffoonish coach. “When did this happen?”
Actually, the league voted to ban its players and coaches from scalping tickets to team-sponsored sex cruises in February, 2005.
Said NFL Commissioner Paul Tagliabue, “We expect our players and coaches to use the tickets they are given for sex cruises, not to sell them to someone else at a profit.”
The league will decide how to punish Tice sometime later this week.
Make-A-Wish Viking Fan Child Blamed For Sex Cruise
Minneapolis, MN – Eight-year-old Matt Thomas, who suffers from an inoperable brain tumor, has been blamed by several Vikings for the raucous behavior that happened aboard the ship on that fateful day.
WR Marcus Robinson told Fantasyology.com that he met Thomas during training camp, as part of the Make-a-Wish program. “I told Matt that whatever he wanted, we would do it for him,” said Robinson. “Well, much to my surprise, he told me to help arrange a party for my teammates where we would hire a bunch of strippers and fornicate with them during a boat ride on the lake.”
“I looked into those sad, brown eyes, and how could I say no?” asked Robinson. “Furthermore, he told me and Fred Smoot to take pictures of the action. This kid wanted us to feel lots of boobies, and have all kinds of filthy sex with these ho’s,” maintained Robinson.
“I kept my promise, Matt!” cried Robinson. “Now you’ve got to keep yours,” he said to no one in particular. “Promise me that someday you’ll get up out of that wheelchair and walk, dammit!”
Editor’s note: Thomas does not use a wheelchair.
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Nov 3, 2005 17:08:30 GMT -5
Post by mar on Nov 3, 2005 17:08:30 GMT -5
that is SO fuckin funny i have just choked my guts up on my wine!
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Nov 3, 2005 17:29:18 GMT -5
Post by mar on Nov 3, 2005 17:29:18 GMT -5
that is SO fuckin funny i have just choked my guts up on my wine!
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Nov 4, 2005 2:20:02 GMT -5
Post by Lennon25 on Nov 4, 2005 2:20:02 GMT -5
Dammit, Ben is out against the packers this weekend. Hope Maddox don't play he is shit. The Steelers need to just run the ball and beat the Packers.
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Nov 4, 2005 3:00:05 GMT -5
Post by lionsden® on Nov 4, 2005 3:00:05 GMT -5
that is SO fuckin funny i have just choked my guts up on my wine! ;D
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Nov 4, 2005 9:51:50 GMT -5
Post by mape on Nov 4, 2005 9:51:50 GMT -5
alright boys week 9 coming up this weekend so let's see what's on tap: lionsboob: Detroit at Minnesota mar/lionsboob (the bandwagonner): Seattle at Arizona me: Buffalo has a bye week packer fan and steeler fan: Pittsburgh at Green Bay i know i'll be a little bit less aggrevated this weekend
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Nov 4, 2005 10:17:58 GMT -5
Post by shadowboxer on Nov 4, 2005 10:17:58 GMT -5
Oh you don't plan on watching the Giants verses San Fran??
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Nov 4, 2005 14:01:29 GMT -5
Post by mape on Nov 4, 2005 14:01:29 GMT -5
Alexander 'definitely' thinks he'll get long-term deal Associated Press
KIRKLAND, Wash. -- Seahawks Pro Bowl running back Shaun Alexander said Thursday he "definitely" expects to sign a long-term contract before the end of this season that would keep him in Seattle beyond 2005.
Alexander is playing with a one-year, $6.323 million contract as Seattle's franchise player. He signed a tender offer before the start of training camp on the condition the team doesn't deny him free agency again next season via the same franchise tag.
Now, though, he thinks the issue of leaving the only team he's known in six NFL seasons -- an issue that is beginning to consume already thrilled Seahawk fans sensing a Super Bowl -- is moot.
"Just through talking with people [team executives], everyone is on the same page with getting it done," Alexander said after his 5-2, NFC West-leading team practiced for Sunday's game at Arizona.
Alexander, Seattle's all-time leading rusher with 6,713 yards, is the NFL's leader with 12 touchdowns. He also is third with 776 yards rushing.
He said re-signing for the long term is important for the entire franchise. He believes the team, from new president Tim Ruskell on down, is committed to sustaining this season's fast start and the growing dreams of a championship -- let alone this team's first playoff win since 1984.
"This is my team. I've been here when we were 6-10 (in 2000, his rookie season)," said Alexander, who passed Chris Warren and became Seattle's rushing king in an Oct. 23 win over Dallas. "When I started, this team was trying to get to where we are now.
"It's time for us to do something special."
Ruskell, though a team spokesman, again this week refused to comment on what, if any, progress the team has made on keeping Alexander.
But Alexander said his certainty on expecting to remain with Seattle stems from recent discussions with Ruskell, vice president and contract man Mike Reinfeldt and executive vice president and coach Mike Holmgren.
"Meeting with Tim and 'the Mikes', I know we are all on the same page," Alexander said. "We don't just want to win the Super Bowl, we want to make a dynasty. I want to be a player who makes that a reality."
Alexander's importance in Seattle's offense grew last month. After the team's two top receivers, Darrell Jackson and Bobby Engram, were injured in a span of one week, Alexander said he told them, "This is the challenge. I am going to take up the slack."
He has. In consecutive wins over St. Louis, Houston and Dallas since the duo got hurt, Alexander has rushed for 321 yards and six touchdowns. He is 57 yards and five touchdowns ahead of his seven-game total of last season, when Alexander finished 1 yard behind the New York Jets' Curtis Martin for the league rushing title. Alexander's 1,686 yards in 2004 were a career high and a Seahawks record.
He said he isn't keeping track of the regular talks between the Seahawks and his agents, Jim Steiner and Mark Heligman, because he is confident the deal will happen soon.
Steiner did not immediately return a phone call Thursday.
"Personally, I don't worry about any of that," Alexander said. "... I know I am going to be OK no matter what."
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Nov 4, 2005 15:58:44 GMT -5
Post by Poshbird05 on Nov 4, 2005 15:58:44 GMT -5
Dammit, Ben is out against the packers this weekend. Hope Maddox don't play he is shit. The Steelers need to just run the ball and beat the Packers. God the Packers suck this year. I have no team to cheer for. Fuck and it's Favre's last season. At least We'll have a good pick in the draft. Think Vince Young and Aaron Rodgers in 06 ;D
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Nov 4, 2005 20:48:55 GMT -5
Post by StepOut on Nov 4, 2005 20:48:55 GMT -5
Dammit, Ben is out against the packers this weekend. Hope Maddox don't play he is shit. The Steelers need to just run the ball and beat the Packers. Batch is starting, Bettis is out, but Staley will be backing up Parker. 40% of the Packers' starters are out. Steelers shouldn't have any problems getting the win.
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