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Post by 5upernova on Mar 9, 2015 13:15:19 GMT -5
09.03.2015
Tales From The Middle Of Nowhere Vol 3: The Good, The Bad And The Bubbly:
So where were we..?
Nottingham I believe. What a night that was. Even the soundcheck was great. Only our third gig and it was soaring...majestic...like an eagle or something!
The crowd were immense. Did I spy a leg bomber out there somewhere? I think I did! Always a welcome sight.
I'm STILL fannying around with the set. Almost there with it now. It's getting better...man!! (Ha-ha!)
Legged it straight off stage for a 4 hour drive up to Glasgow. Mind numbingly boring. It was made barely bearable by the Terry Tibbs Phone-in on Talk Sport. My god it was funny. Get on it if you can, it's fucking insane. Arrived into Glasgow at 3am...
Fuck me I need a haircut (another thing I forgot to do before I came away!). Problem is see, I have Irish hair and as any Irish man will tell you we have hair that doesn't grow in straight lines. Mine grows but doesn't get longer, it gets wider!!!
If I didn't rely on myself so much I'd have fired myself from this tour already... If I don't mention it anymore I might forget about it and let myself off, so let's move on.
The next day I'd agreed to do an in-store record signing thing at HMV in Glasgow...There were people there of all shapes and sizes and...even a few girls...real ones. I did feel a bit like Father Christmas at a grotto somewhere in the 70's.
There were some tears..not mine I might add...
Some guy had gifted me, as some kind of reward for his musical journey since '94, a betting slip in which he'd kindly placed a £3 bet for me on Man City to beat Burnley next Saturday! Let's hope the blues do the business and...well...The Milky Bars will be on me!!(that's a 70's joke there for you).
After signing all sorts of shit for about an hour it's fair to say R-KID has banged out a few cagoules in Glasgow... I might have been the only male in the shop not wearing one!! They do look good though, I must say.
The Hydro is, so my Scottish aftershave drinking pals tell me, a world class venue! I'll let you know in about 2 years, when this tour finishes, if that is indeed true. I'll tell you what is world class though...TRULY world class...is that fucking crowd.
Holy shit-balls... I've seen and done some shit in my time but I'm damned if I can remember anything to match that Saturday night!?! One of THE BEST nights I've ever done, ANYWHERE.
The kind of night you live for... A real privilege to have been there, nevermind actually being onstage. All downhill from that now surely? Saying that, they might have something to say about that in Manchester!
The toe-stub is...and there's no other way of saying this...a vagina. You know 'The Stub'? Of course you do! We've all done it, you know...stumbling round a bedroom minding your own business then all of a sudden...AAAARRRGH YOU FUCKING BASTARD!!!! You stub your toe on one of the bed legs...and whisper silently but very forcefully...'BASTARD!'. Middle toe...left foot...(my favourite actually)...STUBBED... STUBBED JERRY!!!!
It's fucking sore. I have a slight limp. Iree Nancy laughed her beautiful little arse off... it's all bruised and sad looking (my toe NOT her arse!). Good job I'm not known for blaming it on the boogie so to speak... I shan't let it affect my performance.
You currently find me with my foot up in Manchester, and you better be good tonight because the Glasgow massive booed when I suggested tonight might be the only place in Britain that could even compare with Saturday... Just saying.
I must go and literally hop in the shower, but before I do let me thank everyone who has bought my new record, pushing it up to where it belongs...on the topper most of the popper most! FANK YOU!!
ONWARDS.
GD.
PS: Today I will be mostly listening to THE LONELY SURFER by Jack Nitzsche.
Get on it..
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Post by defmaybe00 on Mar 9, 2015 13:19:11 GMT -5
The toe-stub ahahahah
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Post by glider on Mar 9, 2015 13:23:17 GMT -5
I'm STILL fannying around with the set. Almost there with it now. It's getting better...man!! (Ha-ha!)Be Here Now Re-issue confirmed.  |
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Post by Ltrain on Mar 9, 2015 13:34:27 GMT -5
So did noel post that Youtube link at the end or did his people do it?
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Post by Ltrain on Mar 9, 2015 13:34:55 GMT -5
I'm STILL fannying around with the set. Almost there with it now. It's getting better...man!! (Ha-ha!)Be Here Now Re-issue confirmed. Wouldn't that be great if he put that in the set? heh |
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Post by shoes222 on Mar 9, 2015 14:39:19 GMT -5
Is Noel back on drugs? Maybe of the prescription nature this time? His writing style is a little different. In his blogs from years past he's never been as...whimsical as he is now.
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Post by Jessica on Mar 9, 2015 14:40:07 GMT -5
Oh god. I'm going to think back to this the next time I bang my foot on the side of the bed.
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Post by Manualex on Mar 9, 2015 14:43:09 GMT -5
Oh god. I'm going to think back to this the next time I bang my foot on the side of the bed. "Beware of corners of the furniture." LG  |
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Post by His Royal Noelness on Mar 9, 2015 14:45:29 GMT -5
Is Noel back on drugs? Maybe of the prescription nature this time? His writing style is a little different. In his blogs from years past he's never been as...whimsical as he is now. I would say he's just embracing it more. People expect him to be funny in this so he's playing up to it. |
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Post by batfink30 on Mar 9, 2015 14:47:44 GMT -5
Is Noel back on drugs? Maybe of the prescription nature this time? His writing style is a little different. In his blogs from years past he's never been as...whimsical as he is now. I would say he's just embracing it more. People expect him to be funny in this so he's playing up to it. I think he's becoming more confident as a front man as well and is opening up more too in general, for example with his Instagram posts etc. In the past he could be guarded and defensive at times. |
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Post by Mean Mrs. Mustard on Mar 9, 2015 15:35:32 GMT -5
Stubbed Jerry.
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Post by scott1 on Mar 9, 2015 17:54:08 GMT -5
Be Here Now Re-issue confirmed. Wouldn't that be great if he put that in the set? heh I'd be happy to see any Be Here Now era songs in the set, I know it's seen as a backfired album but it's severely overlooked. It wouldn't harm putting one or two songs from it in there. |
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Post by defmaybe00 on Mar 11, 2015 12:34:37 GMT -5
Tales From The Middle Of Nowhere Vol 3: The Good, The Bad And The Bubbly 11.03.2015 So... Woke up in Manchester and it was....raining! I used to get really annoyed when I lived there that people would always say "It rains all the time in Manchester". It doesn't rain "ALL the time, it only rains when YOU visit"... would be my standard retort. But I have to say the last 10 times I've been home it's pissed down!!! Got bored sitting in the hotel so got down to the "Wotsit Called This Year?" Arena early and got bored there instead. As you'll know if you turn up to any of my gigs around soundcheck time, I do try my best to come out and sign stuff for fans and all that... A girl said to me "Can I get a picture?"... "Just take it." I says... "Can you take your shades off?" She says... "I haven't got any on!" I says... She looked all confused and sad. I didn't actually have any shades on. She would later tell me how much she enjoyed the visuals in the show!?!?! I do let a few people in to watch the soundcheck from time to time... Why anyone would want to come and watch some fellas going through some slightly half hearted versions of that night's songs is beyond me, but each to their own I guess. We had to cut this particular one short and kick everyone out as Johnny Marr was to get up with us that night to perform "The Mighty I". I didn't want to spoil the surprise for everyone by having some trigger happy social media kid putting it out there. So if you were one of the few that got booted out...sorry 'bout that (I'm not really). The dressing room was full to capacity before show time. Seriously, I've had less lively after shows!! Which brings me to the show itself...what a fucking buzz... It was/you were immense. Like a football match in the 80's. Fighting, chanting, beer slinging...and that was just the girls!! It was a true honour to be able to relay the FA Cup QF news to both righteous MCFC fans and the other mob as it happened. I'm not sure what I enjoyed more...the gig or the look on the other lots faces as it dawned on them that for a second season they'll be winning precisely FUCK ALL!! When Johnny appeared the roar was unbelievable. He very nearly brought the house down! A special moment for everyone. The way we do "The Mighty I" is great, it sounds like the record. But when we did it with Johnny it sounded EXACTLY like the record. Manchester you were the bollocks. I couldn't split the gigs between you and Glasgow and that's the highest compliment I can pay any set of fans. Very special...if Carlsberg did Monday's and all that! Which brings me to Tuesday...London. The 02...on a Tuesday...in London. It was probably great...it usually is. But coming after Glasgow/Manchester I'm afraid a Tuesday night in London isn't gonna cut it somehow. There's not much more to say about it really. HIT THE NORTH!!!!! I'm off to Paris. Before I leave let me say this... This part of my tour has exceeded all expectations. You have been colossal. My/our/your new album sits proudly at number 1, probably only for one week admittedly, but never the less, there it is. Thanks for all your support. Until the summer...keep it livid! ONWARDS. PS:Today I will be mostly listening to The End Of The Night by The Greenhornes. Get the fuck on it!! Was hoping for a "Keep it dangerous"  |
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Post by Norbert Gallhager on Mar 11, 2015 12:40:24 GMT -5
I don't really get the story with the girl and the shades. Did he have shades on or not? But who asks Noel to take his shades off when you see him once in your life? I'd be glad I meet him and don't demand stuff like that.
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Post by batfink30 on Mar 11, 2015 13:16:22 GMT -5
I don't really get the story with the girl and the shades. Did he have shades on or not? But who asks Noel to take his shades off when you see him once in your life? I'd be glad I meet him and don't demand stuff like that. I'm thinking that girl doesn't exist. Lol. |
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Post by Lennon2217 on Mar 11, 2015 13:17:49 GMT -5
Tales From The Middle Of Nowhere Vol 3: The Good, The Bad And The Bubbly 11.03.2015 PS:Today I will be mostly listening to The End Of The Night by The Greenhornes.
Get the fuck on it!! Was hoping for a "Keep it dangerous" * Sounds like the Stones in 1965. |
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Post by Ltrain on Mar 11, 2015 15:03:25 GMT -5
The last 2 songs Noel has told us to check out have been American bands. Cool
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Post by yearzero on Mar 11, 2015 15:11:39 GMT -5
I always look forward to reading Noel's new blog entry. I'm at the point where I can do/watch/read something and start adopting a "Noel" voice in my head and imagine his response.  Not surprised at all to read Noel's reaction to the Manchester crowd. How on earth does he pick who gets to go into soundcheck though? Also, I don't know if anyone has posted this, but somebody has translated the first blog post into Italian, so this is for all the Italian fans. www.huffingtonpost.it/noel-gallagher/racconti-luoghi-sperduti-capitolo-3-buono-brutto-strambo_b_6829220.html |
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Post by Mean Mrs. Mustard on Mar 11, 2015 17:45:03 GMT -5
Cool song! I love how Noel shares those songs with us, and also the ones from the Spotify interview (has anyone uploaded that interview already btw?)
Some awesome tunes in there!
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Post by Norbert Gallhager on Mar 11, 2015 18:48:52 GMT -5
If these entries continue to be of that quality, Noel will be awarded (again?), no doubt |
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Post by Tales from The Mighty I on Mar 12, 2015 1:26:55 GMT -5
Fuck it; gonna create a Spotify playlist of all the songs Noel listens to from each blog entry. Gonna sound awesome when it starts to all pile up. |
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Post by Ltrain on Mar 15, 2015 15:01:47 GMT -5
New Entry.
So... Holy shit... Where did we get up to? Was it after The O2? I can't remember... What day is it anyway?
So, I'm remembering a day off after The O2...that's right, an actual fucking day off. All day...off!!
Was good seeing my boys and my girl. Bought myself a new hairdryer as my old one was starting to annoy me. The new one is already getting on my tits. Badly balanced see?
Paris in the spring is quite frankly...well just beautiful. Fucking LOVE that town. The sun was out. It was warm...all I'm missing is my girl.
The gig was great too. Bit of a come down from all the razzmatazz of the big shows in the UK. Great crowd...some people actually flew in from The Lebanon especially for it, which was nice.
Still got this bloody cold. It's starting to feel more like a chest infection now though. It's beginning to piss me off. Good job Nancy is coming to Milan with some antibiotics...gotta clear this shit up once and for all.
Now I'm not sure what happened after that to be honest. I know I'm currently in Milan. Its been fucking wonderful...it always is.
It's fair to say The Italians love me and long may that continue 'cause I love them right back...the beautiful bastards.
The gig was amazing, the kind of gig you'd never want to end. Easily my favourite so far. I would go into greater detail but I'll freely admit I'm suffering with a raging hangover.
Nancy did arrive with the medication but she was cracking foxy and we somehow managed to get roaring drunk instead. I guess the meds can wait until tomorrow eh?
I'm fucked...can't believe I now have to go and do some live Italian TV?!
Keep it livid yeah?
ONWARDS.
GD.
PS: Today I have been mostly listening to: I Get So Excited by Real McCoy... Get on it!!!
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Post by Mean Mrs. Mustard on Mar 15, 2015 15:04:55 GMT -5
FFS Noel |
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Post by defmaybe00 on Mar 15, 2015 15:05:39 GMT -5
Yeah we were fucking brilliant Noel
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Post by batfink30 on Mar 15, 2015 15:08:14 GMT -5
Bought himself a new hairdryer? WTF?! Fucking metrosexual Noel!
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