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Post by Deleted on Mar 31, 2014 16:31:47 GMT -5
Have you heard about the Oasis soup? You gotta roll with it! Roll as in teacake for those of you who don't get it  It's A crime (pun intended, as always) that this is the only Oasis joke that I am aware of. Here is the thread where you can share your own best Gallagher-related howlers! |
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Post by WirralRiddler on Mar 31, 2014 16:41:51 GMT -5
I told my girlfriend today that our relationship is a lot like the band Oasis.
"What, Legendary?" She asked.
"No, broken up" I replied
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Post by WirralRiddler on Mar 31, 2014 16:42:53 GMT -5
My girlfriend just asked me if i'd go see a psychiatrist over my obsession with Oasis.
I said maaaaaay'be!
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Post by WirralRiddler on Mar 31, 2014 16:44:15 GMT -5
After watching oasis for 8 straight hours a guy came over to me and said, "If you're not going to buy that drink, then you can fuck off out my shop.
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Post by WirralRiddler on Mar 31, 2014 16:47:19 GMT -5
I woke up this morning with a huge hard on with my oasis c.d. playing.
My wife said to me with a kinky smile, ''Look at that morning glory, aint it huge, you want me to sit on it?''
Although shocked I opened my eyes and said,
''No love, I love that album, I dont want you to break it.''
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Post by Deleted on Mar 31, 2014 16:47:47 GMT -5
I told my girlfriend today that our relationship is a lot like the band Oasis. "What, Legendary?" She asked. "No, broken up" I replied I'm gonna fucking use that one haha cheers  |
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Post by Rain on Mar 31, 2014 16:55:49 GMT -5
My girlfriend just asked me if i'd go see a psychiatrist over my obsession with Oasis. I said maaaaaay'be!  |
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Post by Beady’s Here Now on Mar 31, 2014 18:06:48 GMT -5
My girlfriend just asked me if i'd go see a psychiatrist over my obsession with Oasis. I said maaaaaay'be! That's being used on my Facebook later tonight, but I'll substitute out the girlfriend line since caro and I aren't facebook official just yet. Classic. |
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Post by Beady’s Here Now on Mar 31, 2014 20:58:55 GMT -5
This is the best thread before I created the "What a Snack!" Thread in the polling section.  WirralRiddler, I'm relying on more of these brilliant posts. |
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Post by Boy with the Blues on Apr 1, 2014 10:34:32 GMT -5
Have you heard about the Oasis soup? You gotta roll with it! Apparently Liam was having a bowl soup in the Groucho Club a few years ago when footballer Paul Gascoigne walked past. Gascoigne remarked to Liam: "Do you want a roll with it?" This obviously pissed off Liam as soon after he let off a fire extinguisher in Gazza's face and got a lifetime ban from the Groucho Club! |
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Post by beentherenow on Apr 1, 2014 10:47:18 GMT -5
Heathen Chemistry
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Post by Beady’s Here Now on Apr 1, 2014 11:03:41 GMT -5
I was going to do that by creating this thread in the BDI section and use the picture of BE's album cover as the punchline. You beat me to it! |
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Post by scott1 on Apr 1, 2014 14:26:29 GMT -5
Was at an Oasis gig with my sister.
The band walked onto the stage, and I started shouting, "GO OASIS!"
So she left.
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Post by LlAM on Apr 1, 2014 15:28:12 GMT -5
Beady Eye
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Post by LlAM on Apr 1, 2014 15:41:45 GMT -5
Anyone else seen that episode of How I Met Your Mother about everyone having baggage from the past?
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Post by jaq515 on Apr 1, 2014 16:14:45 GMT -5
About liking oasis 5 years later is baggage? No I haven't
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Post by Headmaster on Apr 1, 2014 16:27:24 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Apr 1, 2014 16:53:44 GMT -5
Was at an Oasis gig with my sister. The band walked onto to stage, and I started shouting, "GO OASIS!" So she left. Took me a while to get that one! |
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Post by Beady’s Here Now on Apr 1, 2014 19:15:58 GMT -5
My girlfriend just asked me if i'd go see a psychiatrist over my obsession with Oasis. I said maaaaaay'be! That's being used on my Facebook later tonight, but I'll substitute out the girlfriend line since caro and I aren't facebook official just yet. Classic. Worked a treat last night. Time to use your relationship one to garner similar interest and conversation..... |
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Post by scott1 on Apr 2, 2014 1:46:40 GMT -5
Was at an Oasis gig with my sister. The band walked onto to stage, and I started shouting, "GO OASIS!" So she left. Took me a while to get that one! I did worry that nobody would understand it! |
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Post by Boy with the Blues on Apr 2, 2014 5:59:44 GMT -5
Took me a while to get that one! I did worry that nobody would understand it! Ohhhhh I get it now! |
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Post by allingoodtime on Apr 2, 2014 11:06:22 GMT -5
took me a while too, good one  |
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Post by stevemeister on Apr 2, 2014 11:12:41 GMT -5
I got caught with my GF fucking in the bushes again
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Post by Deleted on Apr 2, 2014 13:18:10 GMT -5
I got caught with my GF fucking in the bushes again Oh dear. |
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Post by LlAM on Apr 3, 2014 6:03:42 GMT -5
I got caught with my GF fucking in the bushes again Aka... Wanking In The Bushes |
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