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Post by live4everfessi on May 28, 2013 11:55:59 GMT -5
The melody doesn't go where I want it to. Liam should have rang me and asked me where I want the melody to go. What Liam should do is put his erect penis into your mouth and force it down so deep that you gag and can't breathe. Then just as you're about to pass out he should remove his bulging member from your mouth with your eyes watering excessively and vomit violently spilling out of your mouth, dribbling down your lips and trickling down your chin as you lie gasping for breath as you lay on the floor in the foetal position. Liam will then calmly but assertively ask you what you think of his music now and you will then tearfully sniff ''It's mega Liam'' as you desperately attempt to hold back your pathetic tears for fear of Liam taking anything more from you. Liam then softly pats you on the head and says that he thinks everything will be just fine now. He then gets down on his knees and cuddles you tenderly and licks you softly on the neck calling you a ''good little boy'' as you sob silently. |
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Post by Deleted on May 28, 2013 11:58:44 GMT -5
The melody doesn't go where I want it to. Liam should have rang me and asked me where I want the melody to go. What Liam should do is put his erect penis into your mouth and force it down so deep that you gag and can't breathe. Then just as you're about to pass out he should remove his bulging member from your mouth with your eyes watering excessively and vomit violently spilling out of your mouth, dribbling down your lips and trickling down your chin as you lie gasping for breath as you lay on the floor in the foetal position. Liam will then calmly but assertively ask you what you think of his music now and you will then tearfully sniff ''It's mega Liam'' as you desperately attempt to hold back your pathetic tears for fear of Liam taking anything more from you. Liam then softly pats you on the head and says that he thinks everything will be just fine now. He then gets down on his knees and cuddles you tenderly and licks you softly on the neck calling you a ''good little boy'' as you sob silently. You win the strangest post of year award. |
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Post by live4everfessi on May 28, 2013 12:14:15 GMT -5
Especially the slower ones. The kind of melodies you can just improvise in a few minutes if you play guitar. Not impressed at all. You sound like you were made in 5 minutes when your Dad took your mum round the back of some housing estate and gave her a swift knee trembler without even getting her name. When he was done he threw a fiver at her, told her to clean herself up and walked away never to be seen again after wiping his cock on her shell suit. |
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Post by donnie on May 28, 2013 13:37:48 GMT -5
WHERE THE FUCK HAS MY POST ABOUT THEDON'S CONCEPTION GONE? the admins are xxxxxxxxx, they deleted or moved my post about the shitty new album lol |
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Post by live4everfessi on May 28, 2013 15:12:27 GMT -5
Has anyone got a big, creamy load of MP3 to leak all over my face?
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Post by King Blougaredoc on May 28, 2013 15:14:05 GMT -5
Has anyone got a big, creamy load of MP3 to leak all over my face? I have a big and creamy load ready to leak, but not of mp3... |
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Post by live4everfessi on May 28, 2013 15:16:31 GMT -5
Has anyone got a big, creamy load of MP3 to leak all over my face? I have a big and creamy load ready to leak, but not of mp3... Save it for ya mam's gob. |
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Post by King Blougaredoc on May 28, 2013 15:17:53 GMT -5
I have a big and creamy load ready to leak, but not of mp3... Save it for ya mam's gob. Better for yours  Don´t throw negativity here, man |
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Post by Officer Jim Kurring on May 28, 2013 17:40:28 GMT -5
i left and came back for you....  God bless. Aww that's cool man thanks I appreciate it. I only blocked you cos of your random seemingly redneck views on cancer and how you think you know better than geneticists. Nothing really to do with the forum so if you don't disappear again may reply more ..  <3 i've got an idea: go get some genetic testing done and hopefully you'll find out you might get brain cancer and then do yourself a favor and cut your head off. God bless. |
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Post by jaq515 on May 28, 2013 17:49:17 GMT -5
Aww that's cool man thanks I appreciate it. I only blocked you cos of your random seemingly redneck views on cancer and how you think you know better than geneticists. Nothing really to do with the forum so if you don't disappear again may reply more .. <3 i've got an idea: go get some genetic testing done and hopefully you'll find out you might get brain cancer and then do yourself a favor and cut your head off. God bless. Well if you are going to be nasty (and reuse a joke again.. i expected better from the crrrazzzzy funny forum member) Lets hope your get MS and heart disease or whatever made up sob story you was when your was playing your little violin before I blocked you! We can be diseased together! I'm so glad your back missed you posts man!! |
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Post by Officer Jim Kurring on May 28, 2013 17:52:25 GMT -5
i've got an idea: go get some genetic testing done and hopefully you'll find out you might get brain cancer and then do yourself a favor and cut your head off. God bless. Well if you are going to be nasty (and reuse a joke again.. i expected better from the crrrazzzzy funny forum member) Lets hope your get MS and heart disease or whatever made up sob story you was when your was playing your little violin before I blocked you! We can be diseased together! I'm so glad your back missed you posts man!! here's another idea: go get some more genetic testing done and hopefully you find out you might get testicular cancer and then get your balls cut off, pussy. God bless. |
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Post by Officer Jim Kurring on May 28, 2013 17:55:43 GMT -5
i've got an idea: go get some genetic testing done and hopefully you'll find out you might get brain cancer and then do yourself a favor and cut your head off. God bless. Well if you are going to be nasty (and reuse a joke again.. i expected better from the crrrazzzzy funny forum member) Lets hope your get MS and heart disease or whatever made up sob story you was when your was playing your little violin before I blocked you! We can be diseased together! I'm so glad your back missed you posts man!! and i wasn't using those examples (which are true) to gain sympathy, you stupid fucking kid. i used them to back up my logic..... God bless. |
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Post by jaq515 on May 28, 2013 17:56:32 GMT -5
Well if you are going to be nasty (and reuse a joke again.. i expected better from the crrrazzzzy funny forum member) Lets hope your get MS and heart disease or whatever made up sob story you was when your was playing your little violin before I blocked you! We can be diseased together! I'm so glad your back missed you posts man!! here's another idea: go get some more genetic testing done and hopefully you find out you might get testicular cancer and then get your balls cut off, pussy. God bless. Haha you LOLZ me big time! I'm gonna unblock you now. I never want you to leave again man! The people deserve to see your posts, eventually repetitive does get funny! Lets have a cuddle party now we are friends again Godbless |
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Post by The Invisible Sun on May 29, 2013 21:34:20 GMT -5
Fook off C*nt!
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Post by Deleted on Jun 1, 2013 3:31:22 GMT -5
(puke)As usual his filty whore sperm receptical has to ruin perfectly good pics of Noely! Goddamnsuccubus! She has no tits to show off anyway. She was hoping for a gang bang with drunken Man U supporters!  *Due to the language this user has been used in this post, I removed this post to this thread. I found her (it's a female name)language quite shocking and not welcomed on this forum.* |
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Post by eva on Jun 1, 2013 6:08:43 GMT -5
you're a nutjob, christal  |
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Post by davitpr on Jun 7, 2013 18:40:39 GMT -5
Oasis fans are the reason you even sell the numbers you do Liam, maybe you should channel all that bitterness and anger into writing better songs (gasp) instead of trying to blame everyone else for the band's flop. Go suck papa smurf's blue dick. |
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Post by olesiadudnik on Jun 20, 2013 14:07:21 GMT -5
Right, which "Dave Sitek" are you talking about here? The producer who used brass on the album. Now everytime someone hears brass it's a "sitek" sound. Like he invented brass. I'm just saaaaaaaaaaaaaaayin okay? Mutha fucka Don't "Mutha fucka" me, Too-Pack. I'm sure Phil Spector didn't invent shooting shoddy B-movie starlets in the fuckin' face either, BUT HE FETISHIZED IT!! |
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Post by Beady’s Here Now on Jun 24, 2013 19:42:55 GMT -5
Go fuck a duck, Jim.
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Post by olesiadudnik on Jul 1, 2013 22:03:40 GMT -5
Hoping they hit NZ or Aus in the next year  Pick one, you fuckin' selfish world-traveling asshole. |
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Post by Ltrain on Jul 4, 2013 7:46:22 GMT -5
lol. Thats one down. And who cares if I post about the cock? Are you homophobic? European pinko commies are supposed to love the gays.
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Post by Ltrain on Jul 4, 2013 7:47:46 GMT -5
You always seem to post about sucking cock or taking it up the arse.... Grow the fuck up and stop spamming a section you obviously have no time or respect for. Jim wants Liam's schlong. That's another one to add to the list. |
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Post by hc90 on Jul 11, 2013 14:19:44 GMT -5
Who knows. me shagging your sister might go some way to helping
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Post by endstation on Jul 17, 2013 17:03:49 GMT -5
Liam
1. cannot sing anymore
2. plays in a band that everybody hates but nobody cares about, with a retarded guitarist (Gem) and some other sad people
3. has an idiot brother that writes boring Westlife songs that make him sell more albums than Liam
4. will soon end his relationship with Nicole because he cheated on her several times and managed to get some girl pregnant
5. has a mostly crap clothing line
6. is respected by nobody.
If Liam goes solo, starts listen to the fans when they say they want songs with a chorus, and finally gets some vocal chords surgery, he might actually get some inspiration from his extremely sad life and maybe actually manage to write a great album. I think it's good for him with some inspiration. If he also became bald and really fat that would be even better. If he is depressed, I think he will write good songs.
Anyway, something dramatic needs to happen, or this will continue:
Sorry for my english.
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Post by The Invisible Sun on Jul 23, 2013 22:12:25 GMT -5
I know right! She'll probably get the house. She'll get the kids. She is already rich and she'll likely get more money from the divorce. But, oh no, she has to go through a bit of drama, some anger, tears and deep sadness for a few months to a year... Welcome to the real world, Nicole. It sucks. Now she has experienced what everybody else on this planet has experienced in one form or another. Liam is still a dick though. No man, lol. I was serious like did something recently happen between Liam and Nicole? Did he cheat on her? Beat her? Leave her? what is going on? How have you not heard? Liam beat the shit out of his son, allegedly, and then threw his own feces at Nicole's face when she tried to stop him. Although, considering it's a kid, he likely deserved it. You know, 'honor thy father' or stone them to death if they disobey, that is, if you follow The Bible. But the feces in the face is completely unacceptable and a very dick move on Liam's part. |
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