Liam's on the list of
endangered species


Sad fer it ... Liam

THESE are grave times. It’s bad enough the giant panda, humpback whale, Atlantic salmon and Siberian tiger are all on the endangered species list.

But now I hear that one of the greatest and rarest animals in Britain is in peril and may join the dodo and disappear off the face of the Earth.

News that one-time OASIS wildman LIAM GALLAGHER was given a good pasting by some estate agents and a computer nerd is very troubling.

Is this once mouthy hell-raiser image now so sad it is virtually extinct?

The embarrassing revelations about having seven shades beaten out of him by nerds in Munich last year follow other mortifying revelations.

Liam has been spotted at the Ideal Homes exhibition, at a fun fair and getting a public telling-off from his missus.

The formerly fiery rock star has made a full transformation – from Mad Fer It to Sad Fer It.

But I won’t take this lying down. I for one want to save the endangered species that is Liam Gallagher.

At a time when the most exciting rock star we have is teetotal CHRIS MARTIN we can’t afford to let Liam’s reputation pass away.

So I’m launching my World Wildlife Fund for the Oasis hardman.

Go on mate, give someone a slap, fall out of a club drunk and don’t spend the rest of your days watching Countdown with NICOLE APPLETON.