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Post by nyr401994 on Dec 6, 2008 15:04:57 GMT -5
tell us your favorite chants!
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Post by supersonic1983 on Dec 6, 2008 16:18:54 GMT -5
Gary Neville is a red, is a red, is a red
Gary Neville is a red, he hates Scousers!
Philip Neville is his bro, is his bro, is his bro
Philip Neville is his bro, he hates Scousers!
Tracey Neville's off her head, off her head, off her head
Tracey Neville's off her head, she plays netball!
Neville Neville is their Dad, is their Dad, is their Dad
Neville Neville is their Dad, he hates Scousers!
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Post by supersonic1983 on Dec 6, 2008 16:22:09 GMT -5
Oh, and then there's:
Ar-gen-tina! Ar-gen-tina! Ar-gen-tina! Ar-gen-tina!
And:
Park, Park, wherever you may be
You eat dogs in your home country
But it could be worse, you could be Scouse
Eating rats in your council house
The Twelve Cantona's Of Christmas is also a personal favourite. ;D
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Post by nyr401994 on Dec 6, 2008 17:10:21 GMT -5
the funniest one i think i've heard is...
He'll shoot, he'll score, he'll eat your labrador! Park Ji Sung, Park Ji Sung.
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Post by supersonic1983 on Dec 6, 2008 17:13:07 GMT -5
Ste Gerrard, Gerrard
He kisses the badge on his chest
He puts in a transfer request
Ste Gerrard, Gerrard
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Post by wankinginthebushes on Dec 7, 2008 8:36:19 GMT -5
Whos the wanker with the scarf ? Whos the wanker with the scarf ? Genius |
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Post by Moorish on Dec 7, 2008 9:26:45 GMT -5
I think the Man Utd one about Park Ji Sung is my current fave. Proper funny. I always used to enjoy:
He's bald, he's shit
He plays when no one's fit
Pascal Cygan
Pascal Cygan
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Post by ynwa89 on Dec 7, 2008 12:03:17 GMT -5
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Post by supersonic1983 on Dec 7, 2008 12:31:29 GMT -5
Always makes me laugh how many United chants are about Liverpool. Well, that's partly because we hate you, and partly because you're easy targets. |
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Post by MG on Dec 7, 2008 13:00:04 GMT -5
The Twelve Cantona's Of Christmas is also a personal favourite. ;D  |
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Post by oioioi on Dec 7, 2008 23:03:24 GMT -5
THEO! THEO! THEO! THEO! THEO! THEO! THEO! THEO! repeat to fade...
'mazin!
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Post by Beady’s Here Now on Dec 9, 2008 16:16:12 GMT -5
10 men went to bed, went to be with Ashely
10men 9men 8men 7men 6men 5men 4men 3men 2men 1man went to bed with ashley....
Oh Ashley Cole, he's a fuckin areshole
There were 10 german bombers in the air, and the RAF from england shot them down.....
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Post by sword on Jan 19, 2009 9:27:56 GMT -5
At Prenton Park many years ago. Tranmere Rovers are beating Preston North End 4-0 in a Northern Final play off. (the winners go to Wembley against the southern winners) Anyway, the Tranmere fans are taunting the Preston fans... "were going to wembley! " " your not , your not!! " Preston fans replied....... " were going to work tomorrow " " your not, your not!! " Not very original, but honest........  |
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Post by Beady’s Here Now on Jan 19, 2009 16:02:38 GMT -5
How about the quality standard ones?
Stand up, if you hate Chelsea, stand up.....
And it's ARRRRRRSEEEEEEEEEEENALLLL, ARSENAL FC, We're by far the greatest team the world has ever seen
1-nil to the arsenal, 1nil....
Those are classics. Gotta love 'em.
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Post by masterplan200 on Jan 19, 2009 16:49:49 GMT -5
"You've got the wrong Alosi" (Queensland Roar)
"You fat bastard...."
S.T.O.U.R.B.R.I.D.G.E U.N.I.T *raspberry*.E.D (Taken from Dudley Moore and Peter Cook)
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Post by supersonic1983 on Jan 19, 2009 16:59:33 GMT -5
I like the one about us being top of the league.
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Post by masterplan200 on Jan 20, 2009 6:26:19 GMT -5
*insert player* is from Serbia, he'll fucking murder ya
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Post by supersonic1983 on Jan 20, 2009 9:59:44 GMT -5
*insert player* is from Serbia, he'll fucking murder ya That would be Nemanja, woah-oh. |
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Post by thebluemeaniee on Jan 21, 2009 14:45:33 GMT -5
I think the Man Utd one about Park Ji Sung is my current fave. Proper funny. I always used to enjoy: He's bald, he's shit He plays when no one's fit Pascal Cygan Pascal Cygan lol agreed!man untd fan sure know how to heckle ;D. |
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Post by halftheworld on Jan 22, 2009 15:39:10 GMT -5
so i don't know what hell they are singing...
but this is my favourite football chant (by the way, this is a training session...)
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Post by Unlikely Lad on Feb 27, 2009 8:36:30 GMT -5
He plays on the left
he plays on the right,
that boy Ronaldo makes Backham/England look shite
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Post by digsyssupper on Feb 28, 2009 4:02:53 GMT -5
Uniteds Shit citys worse
we all ways put the county first.
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