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Post by johncena on Aug 3, 2008 22:34:03 GMT -5
LADIES and GENTLEMAN, BOYS and GIRLS, CHILDREN of all AGES....
JOHN CENA is HERE to bring YOU the update on the eminent leak of the latest and greatest album by those BLOKES that you know and love....OASIS! THAT is RIGHT. I am sitting here in my PIMP PALACE listening to the album and am so PUMPED about ensuring that my fellow SOLDIERS get to hear it ASAP. We are currently on the eve of the BIGGEST and most AWESOME leak in the history of the internet.
I was talking with my dawg, JTG, about how its going to go down. In approximately 24 hours from this MOMENT, the album will be released to a site that everyone will know QUICKLY. I cannot reveal the location now for fear of them taking the album down as soon as its up, but fear not, there is a BACKUP PLAN in place. NOTHING is going to stop this leak from happening.
ALL you HATERS out there better recognize that JOHN CENA does not back on his WORD. SIT TIGHT and be ready because JOHN CENA is HERE!
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Post by Bag It Up on Aug 3, 2008 22:37:18 GMT -5
you sed the 4th of august NOT THE FUCKING 5TH OF AUGUST
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Post by supersonic8587 on Aug 3, 2008 22:39:04 GMT -5
24 hours from now would be the 4th of August Eastern time as well as the rest of America. Although if it was leaked the 5th it would make a nice birthday present for me.  |
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Post by wrinklyrocker on Aug 3, 2008 22:39:19 GMT -5
hes probably in merica
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Post by johncena on Aug 3, 2008 22:39:23 GMT -5
you sed the 4th of august NOT THE FUCKING 5TH OF AUGUST ACCORDING to JOHN CENA's clock it is 11:40pm on Sunday, August 3rd. JOHN CENA does not follow BRITISH TIME. JOHN CENA is an AMERICAN. |
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Post by Bag It Up on Aug 3, 2008 22:41:31 GMT -5
JOHN CENA
SUCK AN EGG, U WONT DO JACKSHIT IN 24 HOURS
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Post by AbbeyR0ad on Aug 3, 2008 22:43:53 GMT -5
abbey r0ad loves john cena and his talking in third person.
and abbey r0ad believes john cena for some reason unknown.
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Post by keystone1316 on Aug 3, 2008 22:45:17 GMT -5
any chance for a sequel to The Marine? |
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Post by A on Aug 3, 2008 22:46:41 GMT -5
any chance for a sequel to The Marine? Fuck, I hope not. |
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Post by keystone1316 on Aug 3, 2008 22:46:45 GMT -5
abbey r0ad loves john cena and his talking in third person. and abbey r0ad believes john cena for some reason unknown. lol im not expecting him to leak it, but at the same time... I can imagine someone leaking an album using a rediculous persona like this |
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Post by wrinklyrocker on Aug 3, 2008 22:47:13 GMT -5
john cena, wrestling tis fake as are you. i hope you are enjoying pretending to be hard before you have to go out into the real world knowing youre a complete tosser
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Post by henrod89 on Aug 3, 2008 23:39:07 GMT -5
lol. This is too funny. What an idiot . . .
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Post by johncena on Aug 3, 2008 23:44:56 GMT -5
JOHN CENA SUCK AN EGG, U WONT DO JACKSHIT IN 24 HOURS LOOK at this BIG MAN with BIG WORDS. OK CHUMP you are getting CALLED OUT. RECOGNIZE FOOL, that JOHN CENA is a MAN of his WORD, and WILL NOT stand for this sort of tone from any mere MORTAL. Dedicated to YOU BAILEY: The franchise named CENA is crashing this party! Bailey don't get hot at me! Bailey the bitch is wearing a neck brace cause he's blowing the whole forum! I heard that about you, you the one way boom. Believe the hype John Cena more raw than Monday night! I'm the real deal they both wanna get their hands on. This ain't no kiddy kid kid dance, so fellas keep your pants on! Oh and if you call me out, save your T-shirts, cuz I ain't kissing your butts. We in the D baby! So you can choke on these nuts! You the bitch, but I'm making the next pick. I'm giving you one ball but you still got no *bleep*! |
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Post by youvegottohide on Aug 3, 2008 23:47:07 GMT -5
Best.Account.Ever
I don't care if he doesn't leak, he's fucking ace.
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Post by nyr401994 on Aug 4, 2008 0:06:13 GMT -5
douches with no lives have infiltrated the forum.
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Post by peteyparker on Aug 4, 2008 0:07:19 GMT -5
any chance for a sequel to The Marine? Fuck, I hope not. The Marine was awesome! The opening scene alone was pure comedy gold |
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Post by msa13 on Aug 4, 2008 0:14:25 GMT -5
"JOHN CENA does not follow BRITISH TIME. JOHN CENA is an AMERICAN."
Lmao, this guy is great.
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Post by juaaaaaaaaaaaaaan on Aug 4, 2008 0:23:38 GMT -5
"JOHN CENA does not follow BRITISH TIME. JOHN CENA is an AMERICAN." Lmao, this guy is great. I wonder why this is your first ever post |
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Post by docholliday on Aug 4, 2008 0:25:58 GMT -5
Does JOHNCENA remind anyone else of BOB DOLE? All rhetoric and posturing and 3rd person, without the cussing?
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Post by msa13 on Aug 4, 2008 1:04:33 GMT -5
"JOHN CENA does not follow BRITISH TIME. JOHN CENA is an AMERICAN." Lmao, this guy is great. I wonder why this is your first ever post So do I........ |
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