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Post by johncena on Aug 2, 2008 22:58:04 GMT -5
Hey kids. Its JOHN CENA here with the news that you all have been craving. For some crazy reason, my posts relaying the news of the coming leak have disappeared. JOHN CENA does not come on here and post bullcrap or jokes for any other reason than to share his news with the rest of the OASIS fans.
Back to the news...
The LEAK is still due to happen on AUGUST 4. I continually mention this date to hammer it into your SKULLS like a fall off the 75 foot CELL would do. My boy JTG, has house shows this weekend, or we'd have it out to you a lot sooner. I have it on my iPod but I dont know how to get it off of it!
I want to share a story with you about letting a non Oasis fan hear the tunes. My BOY, GENE SNITSKY, was working out this afternoon, trying to get himself PUMPED for his match tonight. I walked in and said to him, "What are you listening to bro?". Gene was listening to FAITH HILL!!!! I was like "Hell no man, you can't listen to that junk!". He asked me why. I told him, "JOHN CENA DOESNT LISTEN TO THAT MESS DAWG". So SNITSKY asked me for a suggestion, so I let him borrow my iPod and played SOLDIER ON for him. He totally flipped the switch! SNITSKY then became a man POSSESSED on the lat machine and later asked for a copy of the record as he loved it. I told him straight up, "NOT TILL MY SOLDIERS AT LIVE4EVER GET IT ON AUGUST 4!" I am sure SNITSKY is going to going to join so he can get at that too!
THE WORLD MUST KNOW - OASIS IS HERE - AND JOHN CENA IS GOING TO DELIVER. YOU CAN SEE HIM!
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Post by 32shutout on Aug 2, 2008 23:03:21 GMT -5
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Post by Cast on Aug 2, 2008 23:06:26 GMT -5
lol
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Post by youvegottohide on Aug 2, 2008 23:13:04 GMT -5
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NoelsNotebook
Oasis Roadie
Miiiind, Tiiiiime, Shiiiiine
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Post by NoelsNotebook on Aug 2, 2008 23:39:13 GMT -5
Well if cena is a fake at least he is a funny fake. I actually hope hes right as he cracks me up, the 10th sounds a bit more credible however
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Post by keystone1316 on Aug 2, 2008 23:51:27 GMT -5
lol i want so much for this guy to be telling the truth
Thatd be legendary... John Cena the source of the oasis leak....
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MarioV182
Oasis Roadie
Shake up your tired eyes the world is waiting for you.
Posts: 188
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Post by MarioV182 on Aug 3, 2008 0:11:47 GMT -5
this guy is a legend. i love him lol
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Post by bwilder on Aug 3, 2008 1:03:08 GMT -5
All together now: "Who the fuck is john Ceeeeeena? Who the fuck is john Ceeeeeeena?!"
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