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Post by johncena on Aug 2, 2008 3:28:12 GMT -5
Hello kids! JOHN CENA is HERE to bring you an update on the biggest leak of the year, the album that you are all waiting for, the one with the loudness, DIG OUT YOUR SOUL. I can 100% confirm that this album will be leaking by 9pm on August 4th. It will leak in full and will be easily found. My homeboy, JTG, is going to hook all the Oasis fans up with the goods. So be around that day and get your meathooks into the album that's surely going to knock your dicks in the dirt. ITS LOUD, ITS BANGIN, ITS RAW, ITS OASIS.
When you're listening to that fire, make sure you give props to JTG and JOHN CENA for being the ones with the masterplan to make this happen.
OASIS IS HERE!
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Post by Moorish on Aug 2, 2008 3:29:44 GMT -5
Ban him.
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Post by johncena on Aug 2, 2008 3:31:15 GMT -5
Yo killer, theres no need for that type of call. I am JOHN CENA and I am here to bring you this news. Wait until the 4th, and when the fire is burning, you will see me. |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 2, 2008 3:45:52 GMT -5
I don't care if the guy is real or fake, I'd let him stay because of his posting style alone.
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Post by NoelsNotebook on Aug 2, 2008 3:46:09 GMT -5
Wouldnt it just be the icing on the bizarre buildlup to this album if he was right. Seriously doubt it to the point i almost think hes taking the piss. But hey, "All we know is that we dont know"
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Post by SOULDIGGER on Aug 2, 2008 5:17:32 GMT -5
Who is this wackjob?
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Post by downs on Aug 2, 2008 5:45:49 GMT -5
he reminds me of the lyrical stylings of "stitchface" on the masterplan forum back in 2002.
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Post by Jonny on Aug 2, 2008 6:06:36 GMT -5
Thank god for the British having a sense of humour.
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Post by zunoasis on Aug 2, 2008 6:33:32 GMT -5
First tennis players. Then Batman characters. Now we've got professional wrestlers!?!?!?
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Post by baresolid on Aug 2, 2008 8:19:23 GMT -5
WTF... I thought John Cena was into rap music.
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Post by johncena on Aug 2, 2008 8:41:29 GMT -5
WTF... I thought John Cena was into rap music. So JOHN CENA is not allowed to like Oasis too? I do like rap music, hell I perform it better than most people, but I also like rock. I grew up on rock. JOHN CENA loves Oasis. You better realize that JOHN CENA is the #1 Oasis fan in all of the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. My friend Maria, who was on the cover of Playboy, LOVES OASIS. Most of my colleagues like Oasis. With that in hand, get ready, AUGUST 4th. You'll be DIGGING OUT YOUR SOUL thanks to JOHN CENA. |
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Post by mrmonkey on Aug 2, 2008 8:43:09 GMT -5
WTF... I thought John Cena was into rap music. So JOHN CENA is not allowed to like Oasis too? I do like rap music, hell I perform it better than most people, but I also like rock. I grew up on rock. JOHN CENA loves Oasis. You better realize that JOHN CENA is the #1 Oasis fan in all of the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. My friend Maria, who was on the cover of Playboy, LOVES OASIS. Most of my colleagues like Oasis. With that in hand, get ready, AUGUST 4th. You'll be DIGGING OUT YOUR SOUL thanks to JOHN CENA. who was a better shag maria or mickie james?  |
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Post by johncena on Aug 2, 2008 9:06:11 GMT -5
So JOHN CENA is not allowed to like Oasis too? I do like rap music, hell I perform it better than most people, but I also like rock. I grew up on rock. JOHN CENA loves Oasis. You better realize that JOHN CENA is the #1 Oasis fan in all of the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. My friend Maria, who was on the cover of Playboy, LOVES OASIS. Most of my colleagues like Oasis. With that in hand, get ready, AUGUST 4th. You'll be DIGGING OUT YOUR SOUL thanks to JOHN CENA. who was a better shag maria or mickie james? Dawg you gotta ask CM Punk about Maria. I have never been with her. Mickie is alright, don't give the best dick licking though but she likes chicks too which is fun. ASHLEY is the shit though, she's downright nasttttttttty. She doesnt like Oasis though but she takes a dirty sanchez with the best of em. AUGUST 4TH JOHN CENA DROPS THE BOMB! |
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Post by zunoasis on Aug 2, 2008 9:12:10 GMT -5
Well, you're probably full of shit, but at least your posts are somewhat entertaining to read
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Post by mrmonkey on Aug 2, 2008 9:54:30 GMT -5
who was a better shag maria or mickie james? Dawg you gotta ask CM Punk about Maria. I have never been with her. Mickie is alright, don't give the best dick licking though but she likes chicks too which is fun. ASHLEY is the shit though, she's downright nasttttttttty. She doesnt like Oasis though but she takes a dirty sanchez with the best of em. AUGUST 4TH JOHN CENA DROPS THE BOMB! august 4th??? your gonna leak it live on RAW!!!!! |
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Post by baresolid on Aug 2, 2008 10:02:51 GMT -5
Jobbing to BOTCHTISTA on the slam of the summer and then comforting yourself with new OASIS?
Good plan.
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Post by mrmonkey on Aug 2, 2008 10:08:32 GMT -5
how comes you got beat by a fat old man at the bash? |
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Post by GasPanic on Aug 2, 2008 10:28:49 GMT -5
John Cena makes me angry
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Post by NoelandMeMay29 on Aug 2, 2008 10:33:15 GMT -5
I've come to the conclusion that the internet sucks!
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Post by lionsden® on Aug 2, 2008 10:36:07 GMT -5
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Post by seanppp on Aug 2, 2008 10:42:33 GMT -5
What's with all the third person bullshit?
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Post by ugottahavefun on Aug 2, 2008 10:48:46 GMT -5
“Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever…” –
Take a hint John ''I've the tackle to rival that of a pygmy shrew'' Cena!
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Post by headcase on Aug 2, 2008 10:51:41 GMT -5
ITS RAW..hahaha
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Post by johncena on Aug 2, 2008 10:54:19 GMT -5
how comes you got beat by a fat old man at the bash? You do know that my line of work, while extremely athletic, and very dangerous, is pre-determined, right? JOHN CENA is HERE once again my fellow OASIS fans to give you a quick update. We are preparing the record for mass DROP real soon like. Its STILL HAPPENING on AUGUST 4, but in the meantime Im going to DROP some KNOWLEDGE on your heads. THE ALBUM is 55:52 total running time. There is NO hidden track. AINT GOT NOTHING is that DEMO from earlier this year. HACKSAW JIM DUGGAN is GAY! |
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Post by AbbeyR0ad on Aug 2, 2008 11:03:42 GMT -5
why is John Cena talking in third person, Abbey R0ad wonders |
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