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Post by johncena on Aug 1, 2008 0:21:29 GMT -5
Yo, its the former champ, JOHN CENA here with THE scoop on the new Oasis news. That's right chumps, I AM HERE to bring you the story and the glory of the newest Oasis album, Dig Out Your Soul.
Some of you know that I, JOHN CENA, loves Oasis. I have even petitioned the band to let me use one of their songs for an upcoming DVD of mine, but the band wouldn't allow it. Up in Boston, the story of the day may be the Manny Ramirez trade, but the other story among us insiders is the true vision that the new Oasis album brings.
While at TV this past Monday, an old training friend of mine who is also an Oasis fan brought me the new record, and let me tell you folks. It is OASIS. It is the best I've heard them in years. He also told me that he got it off an FTP on the internet, but wanted me, yours truly, to be the first person he shared the find with.
The album is going to be leaking soon. You know it. I know it, and GODDAMN, we gotta let the whole world know it! Tell your mothers, tell your fathers, tell your sisters and brothers, tell your 10th grade home economics teacher that JOHN CENA told you that the greatest album in the past decade is about drop on your heads like a chairshot from on high and bash in your skull with the weight of a 1000 buffalo roaming the streets of Cincinnati with blood in their eyes.
JOHN CENA is here to let you know that BAG IT UP, GET OFF YOUR HIGH HORSE (LADY), and THE SHOCK OF THE LIGHTNING are without question, 3 of the greatest songs this great band have ever done and while that buffalo is raging in your ears and you soak it, remember that JOHN CENA was the one to tell you about it.
BOOK IT - BY AUGUST 4TH YOU WILL KNOW WHAT IM PREACHING!
OASIS IS HERE!
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Post by Deleted on Aug 1, 2008 0:25:16 GMT -5
While at TV this past Monday, an old training friend of mine who is also an Oasis fan brought me the new record, and let me tell you folks. It is OASIS. It's Oasis? Damn, looks like I'll be buying the album. |
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Post by harry on Aug 1, 2008 0:49:17 GMT -5
We've had the tennis players, we've had the Batman villians, now the wrestlers  I'll only believe the Rock. |
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Post by A on Aug 1, 2008 0:50:19 GMT -5
This is really fucking stupid.
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Post by jasonbourne on Aug 1, 2008 0:55:42 GMT -5
Whatever. I hope he's telling the truth.
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Post by thegreatkhali on Aug 1, 2008 1:02:21 GMT -5
Galat! Samay se pehle tau wah!
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Post by idledreamer on Aug 1, 2008 1:02:26 GMT -5
Whatever. I hope he's telling the truth.  |
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Post by Beady’s Here Now on Aug 1, 2008 1:54:35 GMT -5
I don't think I've read anything as stupid as that, ever.
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Post by GasPanic on Aug 1, 2008 2:11:11 GMT -5
Tell your mothers, tell your fathers I didn't know it was possible to have more than one mother and father.... Damn you John Cena and your treacherous lies! |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 1, 2008 2:16:49 GMT -5
Tell your mothers, tell your fathers I didn't know it was possible to have more than one mother and father.... Damn you John Cena and your treacherous lies! Tell yer mama, tell ya papa, everythings gonna be all right. |
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Post by The Walrus on Aug 1, 2008 3:11:29 GMT -5
Tomorrow Sylvester Stallone will join the forum!
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Post by thegodfather on Aug 1, 2008 3:16:44 GMT -5
Yo, its the former champ, JOHN CENA here with THE scoop on the new Oasis news. That's right chumps, I AM HERE to bring you the story and the glory of the newest Oasis album, Dig Out Your Soul. Some of you know that I, JOHN CENA, loves Oasis. I have even petitioned the band to let me use one of their songs for an upcoming DVD of mine, but the band wouldn't allow it. Up in Boston, the story of the day may be the Manny Ramirez trade, but the other story among us insiders is the true vision that the new Oasis album brings. While at TV this past Monday, an old training friend of mine who is also an Oasis fan brought me the new record, and let me tell you folks. It is OASIS. It is the best I've heard them in years. He also told me that he got it off an FTP on the internet, but wanted me, yours truly, to be the first person he shared the find with. The album is going to be leaking soon. You know it. I know it, and GODDAMN, we gotta let the whole world know it! Tell your mothers, tell your fathers, tell your sisters and brothers, tell your 10th grade home economics teacher that JOHN CENA told you that the greatest album in the past decade is about drop on your heads like a chairshot from on high and bash in your skull with the weight of a 1000 buffalo roaming the streets of Cincinnati with blood in their eyes. JOHN CENA is here to let you know that BAG IT UP, GET OFF YOUR HIGH HORSE (LADY), and THE SHOCK OF THE LIGHTNING are without question, 3 of the greatest songs this great band have ever done and while that buffalo is raging in your ears and you soak it, remember that JOHN CENA was the one to tell you about it. BOOK IT - BY AUGUST 4TH YOU WILL KNOW WHAT IM PREACHING! OASIS IS HERE! This is Brett aka Scatman aka JesusChrist aka TonySoprano aka every good alter ego ever from OasisFanatic, isn't it?? You know who this is...glad the reunion is so soon!  |
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Post by benosound on Aug 1, 2008 3:27:34 GMT -5
Right, I stayed up for the 2face 'leak', but this is just too far
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Post by Jonny on Aug 1, 2008 4:26:29 GMT -5
You'll all be kicking yourselves if this turns out to be true.
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Post by shoofee on Aug 1, 2008 4:48:51 GMT -5
I don't think I've read anything as stupid as that, ever. Its fairly obvious you don't read your own drivel that you continually post on this forum. |
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Post by anthmcc on Aug 1, 2008 7:51:32 GMT -5
There are some great lines in this, I'll give the person that much. At least it was in English and told a story. A bullshit story, but a story nevertheless.
"the greatest album in the past decade is about drop on your heads like a chairshot from on high and bash in your skull with the weight of a 1000 buffalo roaming the streets of Cincinnati with blood in their eyes."
WTF?!
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Post by puretone on Aug 1, 2008 8:17:12 GMT -5
At least be funny when you try things like this cause Im afraid you just epicly fail on every level. John Cena ain't even into rock music. When the dudes not wrestling hes a wannabe rapper. Epic fail.
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Post by Rock N' Roll Dad on Aug 1, 2008 8:22:51 GMT -5
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Post by dearprudence on Aug 1, 2008 8:32:51 GMT -5
Now we just have to wait and see how The Undertaker and Stone Cold Steve Austin appear saying they work at the Rolling Stone Magazine ;D
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Post by GasPanic on Aug 1, 2008 8:35:01 GMT -5
I'm extremely tempted to make an account named GreenGoblin, and give rumors about The Verve's new CD leaking
But I won't.
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Post by NoelandMeMay29 on Aug 1, 2008 8:39:35 GMT -5
I tell all you MotherF*%&ers this!!! I don't work at a radiostation, magazine, w/ another band, tv show, or ad agency but MARK THIS DOWN.......the new awesome OASIS album 'Dig Out Your Soul' will most DEFINITELY be in shops October 6th (UK) and 7th (U.S.)! You may have to pay 3 Guinness Drafts worth for it, but it's gonna be awesome!
I'll try & refrain from saying 'I told you so' after you pick it up!
I have spoken!
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Post by joeyfrancis on Aug 1, 2008 9:17:31 GMT -5
Hulk Hogan works for VH1, maybe he knows something.... |
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