Haha exactly. And don't forget Mr. Sifter...

Got the rest...who's Avaline and Dot?

I'm embarrassed.

Subplot about his poor driving?

The paper boy who delivers coke on the side messed up and got the wrong date for the school's drug testing. He's doing his best to lie to the teacher but she ain't buying it.

Ernie hates his job so much he has a habit of slamming his fist on his alarm clock. He's actually had to buy two new ones this month.

Sister Psychosis heads the St. Paul McCartney Convict, but the other nuns haven't adjusted to her replacing Sister Morphine. She doesn't have a lot to say about it.

The girl in the dirty shirt tried to give the man in a suit a hug, but he pushed her away. The resulting stains on his suit wouldn't come off, so he made her buy him a new one. It's been tough for her because she can barely afford new clothes of her own on such a dismal salary.

Someone let a friend of a friend borrow their suitcase for a one week business trip, but never saw him again. Nice expensive one, too. People always roaming from town are not to be trusted.

The idler met the girl of his dreams and now he's so focused on her he's been missing work and not paying his rent. He tells her it doesn't matter if he loses the apartment, because they can just set up a bed out under the stars and lie next to each other. He's gotten way too clingy, but she doesn't seem to mind the attention, so she writes it off with baby talk like "boy, you lazy." His best friend tries to talk sense into him, but he just doesn't care anymore.

Also a creepy homeless guy hiding in the corner of the bar who wants to take you home. Don't worry, your friend knows him.