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franklomax
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Guidelines for writing a fake album review Feb 4, 2008 16:48:22 GMT -5

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Post by franklomax on Feb 4, 2008 16:48:22 GMT -5

As so many people have been investing their time in writing up fake album reviews, I thought we could share a few basic guidelines to help improve both their writing and believability. So here's some suggestions:

Don't include the song "The Roller" in your review

Don't include the song "To Love" in your review

Don't claim to know somebody that works for Oasis, works at Abbey Road, or Capitol Records in L.A.

Don't title the album 'I Wanna Live in a Dream in..."

That's all I can think of right now. Any other suggestions?

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webm@ster Administrator Cool, it seems, really is the essential Rock Star Quality Posts: 13,297	Guidelines for writing a fake album review Feb 4, 2008 17:23:07 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by webm@ster on Feb 4, 2008 17:23:07 GMT -5 Feb 4, 2008 16:48:22 GMT -5 franklomax said: That's all I can think of right now. Any other suggestions? Don't have an ATP ranking lower than #20 when posting
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No Way Sis Madferrit Fan Posts: 76	Guidelines for writing a fake album review Feb 4, 2008 17:28:18 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by No Way Sis on Feb 4, 2008 17:28:18 GMT -5 dont say "liam wrote this, noel wrote that" u cant tell anything like that if you've just been played the songs.
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Wireless
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Guidelines for writing a fake album review Feb 4, 2008 19:19:29 GMT -5

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Post by Wireless on Feb 4, 2008 19:19:29 GMT -5

Feb 4, 2008 17:23:07 GMT -5 webm@ster said:

Feb 4, 2008 16:48:22 GMT -5 franklomax said:

That's all I can think of right now. Any other suggestions?

Don't have an ATP ranking lower than #20 when posting

LOL! ;D

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dearprudence
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Guidelines for writing a fake album review Feb 4, 2008 19:59:12 GMT -5

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Post by dearprudence on Feb 4, 2008 19:59:12 GMT -5

Don't put so.. much information....,, nobody can remember so much info from each song on the album if thy have listened it only once....

And obviously the ATP ranking is a key factor as they webmaster said..

Plantpot Oasis Groupie It's Just Rock and Roll. Posts: 817	Guidelines for writing a fake album review Feb 4, 2008 21:50:25 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Plantpot on Feb 4, 2008 21:50:25 GMT -5 If someone has factual information on the album they definitley do not know the length of each song.
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costello
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Guidelines for writing a fake album review Feb 6, 2008 1:22:23 GMT -5

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Post by costello on Feb 6, 2008 1:22:23 GMT -5

Don't say things such as Liam has recorded some vocals at 9 a.m (Since THE BEATLES " Let It Be " recording sessions in Twickenham I doubt any musicians tried to record anything the morning, especially not Liam Gallagher..)

Don't pretend Johnny Deep is gonna play on the album, c'mon !

Don't pretend Patsy is gonna do some backing vox either

Don't say the 2 minutes and 45 seconds song you've heard is gonna have 3 guitars solo or bass solo ! It's impossible, excepted if by " solo " you meant " riff " or if the song is an instrumental !

I must admit that " Long Time Servant Of The Gun " was a good idea for the name of the album.. even if it's a bit too long

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Guidelines for writing a fake album review (Read 569 times)

Post by franklomax on Feb 4, 2008 16:48:22 GMT -5

Post by webm@ster on Feb 4, 2008 17:23:07 GMT -5

Post by No Way Sis on Feb 4, 2008 17:28:18 GMT -5

Post by Wireless on Feb 4, 2008 19:19:29 GMT -5

Post by dearprudence on Feb 4, 2008 19:59:12 GMT -5

Post by Plantpot on Feb 4, 2008 21:50:25 GMT -5

Post by costello on Feb 6, 2008 1:22:23 GMT -5

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