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jlzoasis
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Oasis and Cheese Jan 30, 2008 9:13:49 GMT -5 Let It Bleed likes this

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Post by jlzoasis on Jan 30, 2008 9:13:49 GMT -5

Horrible, truly the stupidest thing I have ever read... ::)

If only Blur and Oasis had cracked open the Babybels in the Nineties, Britpop’s biggest feud might never have happened.

Now Blur bassist and dairy farmer Alex James, 39, thinks he’s got the perfect whey to bring them together.

The floppy-fringed legend has persuaded his former band’s singer Damon Albarn, 39, to team up with the Gallagher Brothers and create a special stilton for next month’s BRITs.

Elegantly wasted Alex has invited the Mancunian monobrows and old All-Bran to his Cotswolds cheese factory to start work on the smelly olive branch, which they will call A Country Roll (With It).

The bands split music fans by releasing their two singles Country House and Roll With It on the same day in 1995.

But the cheese will be an edible symbol of their new comradeship.

Our gourmand with the Jacobs Cream Crackers said: “Damon and Alex have always been enthusiastic about cheese – it was the glue that held Blur together for so long.

“But it wasn’t until recently that Alex discovered Liam, 35, and Noel, 40, shared their obsession.

“So he had the masterplan of creating something constructive through the medium of cheese, which would mark their maturity.”

He felt the Earl’s Court rock ceremony would be the perfect occasion to showcase their efforts and will offer the mouse food as a dessert alternative at the awards dinner.

Damon is a vegetarian and donated recipes, including Albarn’s Cheesy Garlic Potatoes, to The Vegetarian Society’s menu.

He can’t wait to head to the 200-acre farm to get to work with the other Big Cheeses.

As Alex explained: “From hard drugs to soft cheese! That’s me. From boozy, vegetarian vampire of the Groucho Club, to rural sober family man.

“It’s amazing, the friends you can make, just through cheese. People get very emotional about it.”

We’re sure their stilton will bring a tear to the eye.

Source: www.dailystar.co.uk

inspiredcarpet Oasis Roadie Posts: 147	Oasis and Cheese Jan 30, 2008 9:30:30 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by inspiredcarpet on Jan 30, 2008 9:30:30 GMT -5 saw that one, yeah ha ha The Daily Star is certainly top-notch for the news stories Noel's favourite cheese is IRISH, anyway, NOT english
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Oasis and Cheese Jan 30, 2008 9:49:19 GMT -5

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Post by Plantpot on Jan 30, 2008 9:49:19 GMT -5

Dear Daily Star,

What you've just reported is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever read. At no point in your rambling, incoherent article were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this forum is now dumber for having read it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

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caro Global Moderator CHILLI DOGS CLUB Posts: 24,871	Oasis and Cheese Jan 30, 2008 11:51:13 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by caro on Jan 30, 2008 11:51:13 GMT -5 blur and oasis united around cheese
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Frodis Oasis Manager wtf is this shit? Posts: 1,150	Oasis and Cheese Jan 30, 2008 12:23:50 GMT -5 Let It Bleed likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Frodis on Jan 30, 2008 12:23:50 GMT -5 ahahhahahaa. now don't lie, who's gonna go buy some Oasis/Blur cheese? ;D must have oasis collectible.
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noelliamgemandy Madferrit Fan Posts: 50	Oasis and Cheese Jan 30, 2008 13:06:05 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by noelliamgemandy on Jan 30, 2008 13:06:05 GMT -5 gotta love the people who make this stuff up....
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mimmihopps Global Moderator BOOTLEG QUEEN There's no love too small Posts: 47,849	Oasis and Cheese Jan 30, 2008 13:40:05 GMT -5 Let It Bleed likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by mimmihopps on Jan 30, 2008 13:40:05 GMT -5 I always knew Noel loves Edam...(laugh at me people, laugh at me)
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Frodis Oasis Manager wtf is this shit? Posts: 1,150	Oasis and Cheese Jan 30, 2008 14:25:51 GMT -5 Let It Bleed likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Frodis on Jan 30, 2008 14:25:51 GMT -5 Jan 30, 2008 13:40:05 GMT -5 mimmihopps said: I always knew Noel loves Edam...(laugh at me people, laugh at me) i had him pegged for a Gouda or Roquefort type man. ;D
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