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Post by caro on Aug 28, 2005 14:44:30 GMT -5
LMAO feck! you son of a bitch.!!! you're gonna pay dont tell me you didnt LYAO ;D  |
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Post by eva on Aug 28, 2005 14:49:33 GMT -5
I read it twice and can't stop laughing, you bastard. I gotta go, dial up is shite. but tomorrow, fecky, you'll have my revenge
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Post by feckarse on Aug 28, 2005 14:50:58 GMT -5
I read it twice and can't stop laughing, you bastard. I gotta go, dial up is shite. but tomorrow, fecky, you'll have my revenge i look forward to it eva, bring it on!!! ;D |
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Post by eva on Aug 29, 2005 9:52:01 GMT -5
this might not be too funny, but try to do it on a sunday afternoon... and sober!
The un-aired talking between Big Brother and the housemates
(in alphabetical order so no one's feelings get hurt)
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Caro: I'm crearly gonna win. That spice boy is getting in my nerves, So I guess he's the first one to leave. Blondie is not an issue, but that fat lazy guy keeps contaminating the house with his humanity. And that Feck... he's weird! I think he's hiding something...
BB: What about the argentinian girl?
Caro: Who?
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Dom: (burps) So I heard Ashlee Simpson moved to Peru. It would be great to go down there, or up there.... I don't know, whatever. How much to let me stay til the end, if you know what I mean?...
BB: Are you trying to bribe me?
Dom: Of course not... how much?
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Eva: This house is full of perverts. Feck came on to me last night, he says "let's do it" and I say "no way". He insists "come on, it won't take long", and I go "I knew that".
Then he says "why lions and not me?". I say "get the hell out of my face, he turned me into a lesbian" and he yells "FINE!, I'll jump over Caro then".
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Feck: (lights up a cigarette). I don't know why no one wants to sleep with me. Maybe I should have kept the moustache. That was sexy, right? I bet Dom and Lions wouldn't have said no to me when I asked them to to use the chicken...
BB: (interrupting) The camera is taping, Feck
Feck: What the #&%"#$$#?!? Oh.. yeah... ah... hummm .... I think we're all getting along pretty well here. Everybody digs me, I'm very lovable, you know. That french chick was checking me out the other day. He wanted to get I piece of me but I told her that the blonde girl came first and she wanted me to spank her. I'm a sexy stud.
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Lions: This house is shite. I can't live here anymore, I miss home. I can't eat, I can't sleep. I think I dropped a few pounds. I thought I'd be more popular here, I don't give a fuck about it but I have to think of something to get more attention. Oh, nature calls, gotta go.
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2.32 PM
Tam sits on the chair.
She sits in silence
2.36 PM
T: ""what the hell am I suppose to do?"
BB: "Tell us what you think"
2.45 PM
T: "Are you God?"
BB: (roll his eyes) "hmmmm.... yes"
2.52 PM
T: " "
3.01 PM
BB: "Tell us what you think"
3.14 PM
T: " "
3.34 PM
BB realizes she's blonde and kicks her out of the room.
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Post by Dominic on Aug 29, 2005 10:36:44 GMT -5
LMAO i like it
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Post by caro on Aug 29, 2005 10:50:59 GMT -5
great eva ;D and you did it yourself  |
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Post by feckarse on Aug 29, 2005 12:03:58 GMT -5
LOL!! ;D ;D Except that i don't smoke, you pretty much got me spot on!  |
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Post by eva on Aug 29, 2005 12:07:06 GMT -5
I knew it, you sexy stud ;D |
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Post by caro on Aug 29, 2005 12:19:52 GMT -5
LOL!! ;D ;D Except that i don't smoke, you pretty much got me spot on! yeah feck i think you're hidding something... |
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Post by feckarse on Aug 29, 2005 12:43:41 GMT -5
I knew it, you sexy stud ;D , gonna grow that tache back one day, and aaaaaaaaallllllllll you ladies are gonna be queueing up for me! yeah feck i think you're hidding something... & what would that be??........!!! |
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Post by caro on Aug 29, 2005 13:08:28 GMT -5
yeah feck i think you're hidding something... & what would that be??........!!! oh i think you perfectly know what  ;D |
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Post by feckarse on Aug 29, 2005 13:35:24 GMT -5
& what would that be??........!!! oh i think you perfectly know what ;D |
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Post by caro on Aug 29, 2005 13:39:10 GMT -5
oh i think you perfectly know what ;D see you know it ;D  |
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Post by rockandroll on Aug 29, 2005 23:05:31 GMT -5
LOL! ;D
Actually that's pretty funny Eva...and realistic too!! ;D
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Post by eva on Aug 30, 2005 14:36:51 GMT -5
hummm... no replies from tamagotchi... you're not offended, right? |
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Post by feckarse on Aug 30, 2005 17:52:08 GMT -5
hummm... no replies from tamagotchi... you're not offended, right? trust me she ain't offended, she rolls with the punches that girl!! |
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Post by MG on Aug 30, 2005 18:16:10 GMT -5
LOL
very funny eva
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Post by nyr401994 on Aug 30, 2005 22:24:17 GMT -5
pretty funny, well done mate!
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Post by eva on Dec 8, 2005 10:24:55 GMT -5
BUMP!!!!
for the newer members and those with fragile memory ;D
funniest thread in the L4E history
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Post by Dominic on Dec 8, 2005 10:27:44 GMT -5
;D i sense this thread deserves a L4E Award at end of Year, btw just get to peru and follow the aftershave and boots recets (spice boy) ;d caro i change my vote, this gets the thread of the year for me !!!! |
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Post by eva on Dec 8, 2005 10:29:36 GMT -5
good boy ;D |
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Post by lionsden® on Dec 8, 2005 10:45:01 GMT -5
oh yeah i remember this one ;D a great one indeed  |
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Post by caro on Dec 8, 2005 10:55:29 GMT -5
hillarious ;D dom PM me i'm afraid to forget dom i'm still waiting for you  you left me  peru sucks |
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Post by Dominic on Dec 8, 2005 11:06:38 GMT -5
i live in slane castle now with all my winnins wahahaha
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Post by caro on Dec 8, 2005 12:09:56 GMT -5
i live in slane castle now with all my winnins wahahaha i'm glad i have a date with dirty boy he's def better than you |
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