"I CAN reveal there are going to be dictators on the dancefloor at NOEL GALLAGHER’s 40th birthday mega bash.

The OASIS star is throwing a “tyrants and despots” party where everyone will be kitted out as a ruthless renegade — and he’s going as evil Soviet leader JOSEPH STALIN.

There are sure to be some fantastic costumes on show and Noel’s brother LIAM is not one to be overshadowed.

I reckon he could go as Nazi ADOLF HITLER — the most infamous despot of them all.

As for that fat fascist BENITO MUSSOLINI, I think their roly-poly brother PAUL is the only Gallagher big enough for that job.

The Sun’s art desk wizards have done mock-ups of just what the lairy lads might look like

A source said: “The party will be totally insane.

“Noel has a brilliant but really dark sense of humour, as his plans show. It’s going to be a mad, mad, night.”

Macho brothers Liam and Noel are actually big fans of fancy dress.

Liam once dressed up as Jesus for a party — no surprises there. And Noel was high as a kite and in a costume when his invitation to drinks at Downing Street plopped on to his doormat in 1997, Britpop’s heyday.

He revealed recently: “I defy anybody to have an official f***ing letter drop through the letterbox, while you’re dressed as an Afghan clown, at five in the morning, off your head on acid from going, ‘It’s from the f***ing Prime Minister. He’s inviting us to his house for a drink’. ”

Among those expected to be at Noel’s affair in May are KASABIAN — there’s a whisper guitarist SERGE PIZZORNO could go as GENGHIS KHAN — and PAUL WELLER.

Noel wants to keep things up to date and is trying hard to find someone to be Iranian boss MAHMOUD AHMADINEJAD. And no wonder he chose a Russian icon — his childhood nickname was BREZHNEV, after bushy-eyebrowed leader Leonid."





www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,4-2007170439,00.html

It's from the Sun so who knows if its true, but the pictures are priceless. ;D