Oasis bully Noel Gallagher says he thinks U.K. pop star Robbie Williams will commit suicide — and he’s offered him a gun to do the deed. The guitarist who’s clearly missing that part of the brain that tells you what “over the line” means has been beefing with Williams for years, and in a recent interview with the U.K.’s the Sun, Gallagher says Williams will one day take his own life because he’s a “grossly unhappy person.”

The scandal-loving Sun asked Gallagher to choose who he’d rather kill if he only had one bullet: Phil Collins or Williams.

“I don’t give a fuck about Phil Collins. I wouldn’t shoot him. I do think he’s a bit of a knob, though,” Gallagher responded. “As for Robbie, I’d put the bullet in the gun as he’s eventually going to do it himself as he is a grossly unhappy person.”

Williams has reportedly suffered from depression for years.

Noel’s bar-brawling brother Liam also tells the Sun his big bro is getting stranger with age, blowing away previous beliefs that there was no way either of the bad-boys could possibly get any more bizarre/vicious.

“Noel’s getting weirder the older he gets — especially as he’s coming to 40,” Liam says. “I bet he’ll have a yellow fucking Ferrari next.”

Despite his earlier assertion that he’d help his rival die, Noel says Liam’s the one who needs help.

“Liam needs to go to anger management classes and get some manners,” Noel asserts.