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The Oasis Gallaghers Grim can F and blind their way to grab the limelight and today is no different, with two expletive strewn stories making the grade.

The first centres on the video for their new track, The Importance of Being Idle, which gets its world premiere tonight.

Based on a Sixties theme, Oasis managed to rope snaggle-toothed bumbling Welsh actor Rhys Ifans into a dance routine with coffins.

Sounds classy.

Liam told the BBC: "I asked him to do it, Noel was going to ask some other f***ing idiot, I said, 'Nah man, Rhys is one of the boys, you know what I mean?' He's quite a dancer. He's top man."

"The video is basically him, I'm forever in his debt for it."

"I just wanted to do something that complemented the song, the songs a bit weird. So we thought that was the song to dress up like a f***ing idiot."

Quite.

The second story also centres on Liam, telling the world his kids are not allowed to swear or give back-chat.

Obviously leading by example.

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