there's an article asking different rock stars about their 'most spinal tap moments'. this was what noel had to say:

"people associate us with excess, but the only time i've actually been out of it onstage was in philadelphia. i was plastered that night- truly fuckin' drunk. during the first song, i made some kiss-style "look at my giant phallic ax" gestures. the crowd loved it. i thought, only in america. i continued in this vein, taking the piss, playng guitar solos with my tongue and all, and the fuckers loved it. that's the only time oasis were truly spinal tap. well, it's the only time i admit we were, anyway.

earlier on, when i was a road with inspiral carpets, they played a show in reading, where they had, for one reason or another, a replica of a cow onstage. they demanded i sucked one of its udders onstage during one song. i was too young and intimidated at the time, so i didn't dare refuse. if i remember correctly, my girlfriend broke up with me on the spot because she thought i looked like a real vagina."

so, how bout that, guys?