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Post by Tam on May 25, 2005 22:19:57 GMT -5
I THINK I am starting this thread in the right place ? anway.. Post some BRILLIANT things Noel and Liam have said. I start, you chime in and add: (someone may have done this before, I dunno ?) 1.) Liam on Tabloid Fame : "These days I like a night in. But I still have my mucky moments ! I could still frighten the LIFE out of anyone !" (CLASSIC Liam - I love it..)  |
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Post by Gifford on May 25, 2005 22:43:09 GMT -5
Liam: I'm the singer and the only personal lyrics of his I'm singing is I've got a 12-inch cock, d'ya want some? I don't mind singing that. I've got to be able to put my own emotions into it or else I won't touch it.
Noel: I get unfairly singled out about marriage. No one asks Thom Yorke about his marriage.
Liam: She's probably a miserable bastard like him. The miserable ginger dwarf and his miserable wife. Who wants to know about them?
Liam: I had a dream about him (George Harrison, after he had died) last night as it goes...
Noel: What happened?
Liam: I was playing golf off his fucking head!
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Post by RnRstar on May 25, 2005 23:08:12 GMT -5
Noel : Progression is going forewards. Going backwards is regression. Going sideways is just agression.
Liam: Everytime I look in the mirror, God looks back
class ;D
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Post by definitelyme3 on May 26, 2005 0:37:41 GMT -5
liam said something like "I've got Muhammad Ali in me. I was watching "When We Where Kings" the other night and he sorta jumped out of the screen into me. I had a bit of Lennon in me, now i've got Ali. So now I've got too arrogant loud mouthed #### living inside of me. I like to think so anyways, it's good for me ego."
and he said something like "F.uck sleeping. You go off into the land of the nod dreaming of f.ucking dinosaurs and Manchester. F.ucking sleeping ain't for me."
also doesn't anyone know who noel was talking about when he said "i hope each and everyone of them die in a pool of their own vomit." it's at the beginning of VH1's behind the music but i don't know who he's talking about.
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Post by feckarse on May 26, 2005 5:34:28 GMT -5
Congratulations Tam, you made it out of the Lounge! I posted these in another thread, i'll post some more when I get a chance Noel:"Adam and Eve had two sons, yeah? They had a fight. One fucking son stabbed the other. So he comes back and says, I fucking stabbed whatever he was called. So Adam says, Look geezer, fuck off to the Land Of Nod" "Someone was playing a joke when they made me, you know, 'Let's make this guy a writer and a guitar player, but let's make him write with his left hand but play with his right, and let's have him born in the middle of May and give him a Christmas name like Noel, and let's make him a dodgy, schizophrenic, two-faced Gemini.' Cheers!" "Sure I love Liam, but not as much as I love Pot Noodles" "Me and Bonehead would just walk into a hotel room and empty it out the window" "I went to Paul McCartney's daughter Stella's party and who should open the door but the man himself. He was dead cool. There were all these questions I wanted to ask him but I settled on, Do you watch Brookside?" "We're not arrogant, we just believe we're the best band in the world." LiamInterviewer: Do you think that Oasis would have had the same level of success without Noel in the band Liam: I don't know. It's like asking if Jesus Christ would have been a pervert if he'd had a crisp packet stuck on his head? [my personal fave' - feckarse ;D] "Being a lad is what I'm about. I can tell you who isn't a lad - anyone from Blur." "I suppose I do get sad, but not for too long. I just look in the mirror and go, 'What a f***ing good-looking f*** you are.' And then I brighten up." Liam: Me and our kid, we like, love each other by now. Noel: I fuckin' hate him, he's a prick... Liam: Oh we do, honest to God- Noel: He's a prick- Liam: And all this bullshit about fighting is all a load of lies Noel: ...he's a twat- Liam: Me an' him... Noel: ...and he's a bald twat Liam: Love each other! We do, honestly. |
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Post by Parko on May 26, 2005 6:37:53 GMT -5
"I couldn't give a flying f*ck about Cathay Pacific cos' I'll tell you kids, I'd rather walk...."
Liam Gallagher after being banned from Cathay Pacific Airlines in 1998.
Classic Liam Gallagher swagger! ;D
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Post by Tam on May 26, 2005 16:35:03 GMT -5
thanks ppl ! Yeah ! Made it outta the lounge ! I love Liam and Noel's quotes. they are PROFOUND ! (It's everything you'd  ;)want to say in real life and then some !) |
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Post by Tam on May 26, 2005 17:32:18 GMT -5
good one from RKid back in the early days in NYC. Liam: "America's big and weird and f-ing huge and it frightens the life outta me." "It takes me time to get me head around it !"   |
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Post by brumoscardo on May 26, 2005 17:42:17 GMT -5
also doesn't anyone know who noel was talking about when he said "i hope each and everyone of them die in a pool of their own vomit." it's at the beginning of VH1's behind the music but i don't know who he's talking about. He was talking about Blur |
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Post by koeman4 on May 26, 2005 18:05:04 GMT -5
Interviewer: Do you think that Oasis would have had the same level of success without Noel in the band
Liam: I don't know. It's like asking if Jesus Christ would have been a pervert if he'd had a crisp packet stuck on his head?
to repeat: that is a classic
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Post by Tam on May 26, 2005 18:31:21 GMT -5
Liam:(approx. 1996) "I'm going to write a classic. It might be tomorrow or it might be 10 yrs time..but I'm going to do it. Just wait !"  |
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Post by rockandroll on May 27, 2005 2:36:57 GMT -5
I don't remember the exact quote but it was something like this: Interviewer: Is something wrong with your fans? NOEL: Yes, they don't buy enough albums. Every fan should buy 2 or 3 copies of each album. And that was said back in the day when Morning Glory was selling in bucketfulls!! ;D Noel's hilarious! |
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Post by feckarse on May 27, 2005 7:22:57 GMT -5
Noel
"I wouldn't be here if it wasn't for my Mum. I know I've got Irish blood because I wake up everyday with a hangover."
lol!
now wheres the solpadeine??!...
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Post by Tam on May 27, 2005 21:14:02 GMT -5
Noel"I wouldn't be here if it wasn't for my Mum. I know I've got Irish blood because I wake up everyday with a hangover." lol! now wheres the solpadeine??!... feck, TOP ! good one ! |
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Post by rockandroll on May 28, 2005 18:03:06 GMT -5
LIAM (On Victoria Beckham): She can't even chew gum and walk in a straight line, let alone write a book.
LIAM: I suppose I do get sad, but not for too long. I just look in the mirror and go, 'What a f***ing good-looking f*** you are.' And then I brighten up.
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Post by rdwngthirty on May 29, 2005 22:27:43 GMT -5
Meg to Noel: "There's a little boy at the door who wants an autograph"
Noel: "Is it Liam again?" – Noel
"It's this little sponge bug and he's got chocolate square shorts and he lives at the bottom of the sea and it's about his adventures. F**king mega! That's the best thing about having a kid. Legally, they can't touch me for watching cartoons all day. I sit there with me daughter and she can't even focus on it yet and I'm going, 'It's f**king brilliant!" - Noel on SpongeBob Square Pants
"Do you ever look at the sky and think, I'm glad I'm alive? After I heard System of a Down, I thought, I'm actually alive to hear the shittiest band of all time. Which is quite something when you think about it. Of all the bands that have gone before and all the bands that'll be in the future, I was around when the worst was around." - Noel on System Of A Down
Jesus was 5ft 6ins apparently, so i'm bigger than God - Noel on noel on god
"I nearly vomited.Why would I want to have a drink with her? The only thing I would have to say to her was, 'How did you manage to persuade Kermit the Frog to sing with you on British television?'. Because he was cool before that, Kermit."
>When Kylie Minogue asked him for a drink after the ARIA awards - Noel on On Kylie Minogue
In the video for Champagne Supernova (only released in America as a single), Liam spells out the word 'Help' using dominoes. A journalist later asked Noel, was this spontaneous or planned?
"Spontaneous, Our Kid? You've got to be joking. To do something like that would have taken months of planning. Anyway it's only four letters, he can't spell words longer than that." - Noel on liam
"Acquiesce' was good 'cos it confused Liam. "What's a f--king Acquiesce?" "Its a new car by Volkswagen. You wanna get yourself one." - Noel on confusing Liam
Next year I hope to get a stalker or two because I don't belive you've
arrived until you get a stalker. - Noel
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Post by jobero on May 30, 2005 0:11:34 GMT -5
Journalist to Noel; "Do you like your brother Liam then?"
Noel; "Yeah of course, but not as much as i like noodles"
Great thread, btw ;D
Rolex? Rolls Royce? ;D
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Post by Poshbird05 on May 30, 2005 16:58:11 GMT -5
Noel: "I've always been into guitars.. we want to put keyboards on, but keyboard players don't look cool onstage, they just keep their heads down. There has never been a cool keyboard player, apart from Elton John."
Liam: On God: "If a guy suddenly appears before me with a big beard and locks and all that caper and performed some f***ing miracle, and then said to me, 'Liam, I am God' I'd say, 'Fair enough, it's a fair cop. I didn't believe in you but fair play, you've got me.' But until that day comes he can f*** right off."
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Post by muzzamuzza on May 30, 2005 17:49:42 GMT -5
Some funny stuff there lol
Liam: "Some pan head who wants stabbing up the arse with a pick axe" On the airline stuff
Noel: "I wouldn't say i was mad for it, i was well up for it like, but mad for it, I dunno."
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Post by rocknrollstars_oasis on May 31, 2005 8:09:58 GMT -5
i think u get me but i dunno, i don't get meself - liam
cant rmb wher it's from tho..
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