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Post by lionsden® on Mar 27, 2005 16:47:50 GMT -5
Mine is when Liam was on TRL and he said to Carson "Am I done yet?  " ;D It might not be his funniest moment, but I loved it cos he was kind of spitting in the face of TRL which is a fucking joke. Shitty rappers and boy bands  |
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Post by dixonhill on Mar 27, 2005 16:56:49 GMT -5
i can't even walk straight, nevermind drive a car.
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Post by caro on Mar 27, 2005 17:00:40 GMT -5
i like the one under eggy's pic and the one in my sig...
i'm too lazy to write them ;D
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Post by lionsden® on Mar 27, 2005 17:02:37 GMT -5
i like the one under eggy's pic and the one in my sig... i'm too lazy to write them ;D You're not American ;D I just ripped myself ;D |
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Post by dixonhill on Mar 27, 2005 17:06:45 GMT -5
i like the one under eggy's pic and the one in my sig... i'm too lazy to write them ;D who said the thing about sherlock holmes caro? |
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Post by globe on Mar 27, 2005 17:07:16 GMT -5
Noel:
Those plate-glass windows were just screaming 'put a chair through me'.
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Post by caro on Mar 27, 2005 17:09:08 GMT -5
who said the thing about sherlock holmes caro? noel did...he lives in baker street now ... am i right? |
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Post by MG on Mar 27, 2005 17:09:21 GMT -5
i've been saying this Noel quote quite a lot lately from the wembly 2000 gig:
Thats Rock n' Roll Mister, Thats Rock and Roll
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Post by Eggy on Mar 27, 2005 17:09:59 GMT -5
i like it when noel immitates liam about wanting to sing wonderwall. his bottom lip so far down towards his kneecabs: "no i wanna sing it"... and btw caro: that quot is mine, not noels...  |
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Post by caro on Mar 27, 2005 17:12:49 GMT -5
i like it when noel immitates liam about wanting to sing wonderwall. his bottom lip so far down towards his kneecabs: "no i wanna sing it"... and btw caro: that quot is mine, not noels... he said something like that but i dont remember exactly how he said it... something like ppl always ask me how can i write such good songs but they never ask me how i do to be so goodlooking ;D something like that...love it ;D |
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Post by Noel's Barmy Army on Mar 27, 2005 17:43:52 GMT -5
Here's a few good ones from The Chief: -
"I do all the work so it's only right that I should get the most money. Plus I am the most handsome" - Noel on himself
"Liam's the King of the Lads. Not me. I'm the King of Kings!" - Noel on who is King
"One of my goals is to stop wearing women's clothes. No. I didn't mean that." - Noel on goals
"I'm not like John Lennon, who thought he was the great Almighty. I just think I'm John Lennon." - Noel on John Lennon
"I went to Paul McCartney's daughter Stella's party and who should open the door but the man himself. He was dead cool. There were all these questions I wanted to ask him but I settled on, Do you watch Brookside?" - Noel on Macca
"If I ever get to go to the moon, I'll probably just stand on the moon and go: 'Hmmm, yeah, fair enough, gotta go home now.'" - Noel on going to the moon
I wasn't going to impress anybody with my lyrical prowess. I didn't give a fuck about that its about shagging, drinking and taking drugs. - Noel on Writing Songs
"Dear Gary
How Many caps do you have for england?
How many of them do you think you deserve?
Ill tell you...
F***IN NONE!
Love
Noel Gallagher
x" - Noel on Signing Gary Nevilles Guitar
"I took loads of fucking lessons. Imagine the scene. I'm learning in this housing estate in Slough-rough as a paddy's arse. I'm in this red Nissan Micra with a big red triangle on the top that says, Knobhead. On the other side it says, ...from Oasis. So the instructor's going, Do a left here. Three-point turn here. It's a quarter to four in the afternoon and all these kids pile out of this school-all these top scrubbers from Slough going, Is that the geezer from Oasis? - Noel on drive lessons.
"Who gives a fuck about people who aren't fans of Oasis? They can go listen to their Sum 41 records." - Noel on fans
Meg to Noel: "There's a little boy at the door who wants an autograph"
Noel: "Is it Liam again?" - Noel on Supernova Heights Interview
"Whats mine is mine, and what's liam's i give him half of" - Noel on Liam
"People say we're the Rolling Stones and that Blur are the Beatles. We're the Stones and the Beatles. They're the fucking Monkees!" - Noel on blur
“I hope Damon and Alex from Blur catch AIDS and die.” - Noel on Blur
"I'm not irresponsible, if I was irresponsible I'd be a Priest.... I’d be a good songwritin' priest..........I'd write some crackin' hymns!" - Noel on Responsability
"Sure i love liam, but not as much as i love pot noodles" - Noel
"You pick up your guitar, rip a few people's tunes off, swap them, round a bit, get your brother in the band, punch his head in every now and then, and it sells." - Noel
It's two little boys making a lot of noise. Anyone that knows anything about boxing will know that Robbie Williams could never fight Liam because Robbie's got an unfair weight advantage. It'd be like a WWF wrestler fighting Oscar De La Hoya, which is not gonna happen. - Noel on Liam & Robbie William's fued
"I would outlaw the Conservative Party and make it a criminal offence to be in the Conservative Party. I would make it a criminal offence to vote Conservative and a criminal offence to have relatives who are in the Conservative Party, and to be part of any royal family or to be a fucking lord or lady. I'd have the lot of the bastards shot. And if that's a bit too extreme, at least seriously maimed." - Noel on being the Prime Minister
"I was looking forward to doing 'Country House', which would have entailed me going to the toilet with some laxatives, reciting the lyrics off a big lyrics sheet, and flushing the chain in sort of rapid succession. - Noel
"Drummers are really smelly, useless, horrible, talentless losers, man. I mean, fancy having a job where you bang things all day. Orang Utans do that, don't they? And gorillas and monkeys, they just bang things, like dustbins on their head. That's what they do, isn't it? And drummers do it and get paid loads of money for it. Sack 'em all. Drum machines, I say" - Noel on drummers
"If anyone don't like oasis they're shit!" - Noel
"You're asking if I'm happy? I've got £87 million in the bank, I've got a Rolls Royce, I've got 3 stalkers, I'm about to go on the board at Manchester City, I'm part of the greatest band in the world. Am I happy with that? No, I'm not! I want more!" - Noel on his wealth
I'll post some Liam one's later! ;D
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Post by Deleted on Mar 27, 2005 19:04:23 GMT -5
Mine is when Liam was on TRL and he said to Carson "Am I done yet? " ;D It might not be his funniest moment, but I loved it cos he was kind of spitting in the face of TRL which is a fucking joke. Shitty rappers and boy bands that was quality tv  i remember it well |
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Post by crazycanuck4 on Mar 27, 2005 21:18:48 GMT -5
Liam : "and i'll tell you kids, I'd rather walk!"
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Post by Gifford on Mar 27, 2005 21:46:40 GMT -5
on behind the music talking about liam noel was like
oh yea, hes totally crazy. but whereas i am a picese, hes fuckin skitzofrenic!
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Post by STOMKO on Mar 27, 2005 22:13:04 GMT -5
"Call us arrogent all you want, just don't call us Aerosmith".
-Noel Gallagher
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Post by austin21 on Mar 28, 2005 2:45:29 GMT -5
"whats mine is mine and whats his I give him half of."
- noel on liam.
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Post by Tomo on Mar 28, 2005 15:12:08 GMT -5
The one that got me was Liams version of the bible or religion it goes....
'Adam and Eve had two sons, yeah? They had a fight. One fucking son stabbed the other. So he comes back and says, I fucking stabbed whatever he was called. So Adam says, look geezer, fuck off to the Land of Nod. THE LAND OF NOD!? Where the fucking hell is that? My religion is The Beatles."
AND ACTUALLY....
I'VE JUST SPOTTED SOMETHING.
Underneath this quote written by the NME it says....
'Bless you my son. You and your brother are the Kane and Abel of Burnage, you have chanced upon rock 'n' roll genius, and we are left with no option but to salute you.'
How weird is that.....
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i remember it well
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