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Post by chocolate st*rfish on Jun 27, 2003 12:21:34 GMT -5
Liam: "Americans want grungy people,stabbing themselves in the head on stage. They get a bright bunch like us, with deodorant on and they just don't get it."
Interviewer: The first question I wanted to ask you was what attracted you to being in a band in the first place?
Liam: You get loads of sex.
Interviewer: Are you going to record a live album during this tour?
Noel: We're going to do a live album when I run out of ideas for songs, or if Liam starts writing Oasis songs.
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Post by webm@ster on Jun 27, 2003 18:25:42 GMT -5
Noel:
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I'd like to say to the Italian Mafia
people, "Thanks for saving us the job!" There was a large queue forming in
England for the pleasure of kicking that c***'s face in, and I happened to
be at the front of it! "
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Post by NoelyG on Jul 1, 2003 5:56:40 GMT -5
"The only way you'r succesful in America is if your shit or you live there. And I ent living there!"-liam
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Post by chocolate st*rfish on Jul 1, 2003 6:09:15 GMT -5
Interviewer: Did you find out about Liam's forthcoming marriage to patsy through the press? Noel: I heard the rumour. I got actually questioned by a journalist in the streets what i think about Liam & Patsy and i said 'i thought they were a boy and a girl'. Noel (September issue of Maxim): "I think it's quite ironic that the singer of Blur was trying to convince the media for 10 years that he wasn't a caricature, yet he ends up being a cartoon character. That first Gorillaz single is quite good, but it's not my thing. I find that he's a bit of a wagon jumper. He's a dedicated follower of fashion, isn't he? He'll be in a nu-metal band next year: System of a Damon." and me all-time fav:Liam: You want to be Andrew Lloyd Webber, you do. You fucker. Noel: Who's Andrew Lloyd Webber? Liam: I haven't got a clue. He's a golfer or something...  |
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Post by NoelyG on Jul 1, 2003 6:34:25 GMT -5
Liam: You want to be Andrew Lloyd Webber, you do. You f**ker. Noel: Who's Andrew Lloyd Webber? Liam: I haven't got a clue. He's a golfer or something... Classic! ;D Interviewer: "Do you want to have kids" Liam: "yeah! I want 20! Sell 16 and keep 4! Take the eyebrows off, though, they dont come with the eyebrows!" Interviewer :"Did you ever appolgies to your brother over the Barcelona incedent" Liam : " Did i?" Noel : " I think you may have in your own little way. You didnt say the word 'sorry'." Liam : " I let you back in the band again! That was appology enough" |
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Post by Mr_Sifter on Jul 2, 2003 16:08:43 GMT -5
noel, liam and the band (one from sinles box: CD interviews)
caller: do u have an advice for guys who r in a band and wanna get big?
answers:
- step ladders
- wear platform shoes
and one from the Songbird DVD:
it goes something like this
Liam: I play the music I like. I`d be fookin worried if started to play guitar and would come up with, I dunno, something like a fookin Slip Knot tune and that`s all I could do (and makes a grin)
...but he says it in an unique Liam way - u gotta see it!!
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Post by Mustapha on Jul 25, 2003 12:02:55 GMT -5
I must say that this quotes are the best stuff I've read for years!!! Yet, my fave comes from some MTV Awards and is something like this: "I've '87 million pounds in the bank, a rolls royce, 3 stalkers and i'm part of the best band in the world! Am I happy with that?! NO I'M NOT!!! I WANT MOOORE!!!!!" |
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Post by MG on Jul 26, 2003 16:46:41 GMT -5
Noel on Pink Floyd
I think The Wall is the best album ever. Listining to it when on drugs or magic mushrooms in my room, I know every word in every order. I have to be drunk to sing it.
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Post by Mustapha on Jul 27, 2003 17:47:58 GMT -5
Noel on Pink Floyd I think The Wall is the best album ever. Listining to it when on drugs or magic mushrooms in my room, I know every word in every order. I have to be drunk to sing it. ROTFLOLOLOL ;D ;D Noel RULEZZ!! I just have to say that Pink Floyd are one of my favourite bands of all time!! Yet, I prefer Dark Side Of The Moon! I'm telling ya: listening to Dark Side when you're drunk is one of the best experiences you can have... FLOYD RULEZZZZZ!!  |
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Post by chocolate st*rfish on Jul 28, 2003 7:28:45 GMT -5
and when you're sober, too  |
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Post by Mustapha on Jul 28, 2003 15:13:10 GMT -5
Yeah definitely!  IMO it's just the best studio creation of all time...  P.S.: Don't shoot me! |
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Post by NoelyG on Jul 30, 2003 6:56:34 GMT -5
Noel and Liam on Aquiensce
Noel: the Lyrics are quite cool "we need each other, we believe in each other"
Liam: Theyre quite comli...comp...compli
Noel: (posh voice) Complimentry
Liam: Comlimentry, to the fans and the person thats on the stage.
Noel: I think its because i get to sing half of it is why people really like it! cos then you can see the contrast from Liams ying to Noels yang then. Im a musician he's a rock star.
Liam: Im not a rock star because people don't know who rock stars are apparently Robbie Williams is a rock star!
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Post by chocolate st*rfish on Aug 4, 2003 17:51:28 GMT -5
Liam:"There was this bug in my room and I thought, 'you can fook off, this is my room.' "
Liam:"The only reason The Strokes do a fookin' video in black and white is because they look like a bunch of spotty little idiots in colour."
Interviewer: Can you tell some sort of difference when you're playing gigs between the german & british audience at all?
Liam: Yeah, coz they shout german things and that.
Interviewer: Do you think when you're talking that they understand?
Liam: No, no one understands me, even in England, so it's all right really.
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Post by chocolate st*rfish on Aug 9, 2003 8:59:27 GMT -5
Noel: If somebody is famous because they're a great writer or singer or painter, that's one thing. But people are famous in England for dancing to backing tracks. Boy bands are famous for dancing in time. What the fuck is all that about? I mean, any idiot with a pair of legs can do that. Well, that's not true, I'm a shit dancer.
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Post by NoelyG on Aug 10, 2003 18:35:04 GMT -5
Liam: Theres been a lot of talk of us two hating each other
Noel: I Hate him
Liam: but we'd just like to say things are all good
Noel: I fucking hate him
Liam: All this talk of us fighting each other
Noel: Shut the Fuck up
Liam: Its all lies Me and him love each other
Noel: I fucking hate him
Noel: This ones Champaign Su...
Liam: You See
Noel ....Shut the fuck up liam
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Post by daysleeper on Aug 10, 2003 19:34:56 GMT -5
Noel: If somebody is famous because they're a great writer or singer or painter, that's one thing. But people are famous in England for dancing to backing tracks. Boy bands are famous for dancing in time. What the f**k is all that about? I mean, any idiot with a pair of legs can do that. Well, that's not true, I'm a shit dancer. lmao!! typical Noel! i love all these quotes. i saw 'Live Forever' last night -some priceless noel and liam lines in that film!! Noel called damon albarn a 'condescending c*ck' ;D |
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Post by John The Jolly Green Giant on Aug 19, 2003 3:12:47 GMT -5
Noel - "This ones for all the double old basterds...." Liam - "What Like yourself..?" Noel - "No Like <pointing> that twat there and That twat there" Jools Holland 2000 Noel - "THIS IS HISTORY!!!!!!" Liam - "I thought it was knebworth??!!! Hey lets all go down tio history for the weekend and watch oasis!!" Knebworth Liam - "It was on a poster on my bedroom wall, and it said "oasis" and i thought yeah im 'aving that. Better than being called ned's atomic dustbin.!!!" Noel - "Liam aint gonna be with us tonight, cos um... hes got a sore throat. So your stuck with the ugly 4 as they say" Patric keilty - "im not callin liam gallagher a bitch" Noel - "alright i will! which camera <looks at camera> BITCH!!" Liam - "This ones for all the potheads. <small cheer> If you can life your fucking arms up" And finally after wonderwall at wembly... Noel - "Mikey.... Mikey.... Mikey, TURN THE vaginaING LIGHT OFF!!!!" Liam - "We'll see you after the gig mike come on" Noel - "NO NOTE IN IT TURN THE FUCKING LIGHT OFF!!!!" |
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Post by NoelyG on Aug 19, 2003 5:56:42 GMT -5
Liam After just coming on at Wembly
"Shit hole! bout time they knocked the fucker down!"
"Hello Manchester!"
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Post by TheMod on Aug 19, 2003 11:42:59 GMT -5
liam in a backstage interview at wembly.
interviewer : so liam,youve sold out wembly
liam : piece of piss
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Post by webm@ster on Aug 22, 2003 11:43:07 GMT -5
Liam on Carson Daley (TRL MTV)
Carson asks Liam how he is...to which Liam replies "GODLIKE"
Then he asks Liam...Why New York on the front cover of SOTSOG
Liam says "Well I thought I'd pay me respects to yer before I blow u up + it's got nothing happenin for yer, so it shud sort u out!
He asks Liam what he likes doin when he's in New York and Liam says "eat burgers and look at the skyline,
Then they start talkin bout Little James and says it took him 3 minutes to write it......
They also play the Thong Song by Sisqo and dedicated it to Liam ........
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Post by NoelyG on Aug 26, 2003 4:31:28 GMT -5
I wated in aticipation yesterday for Live Forever, likely to have some classic Noel quotes, i wasnt disapointed but Liam stole the show
John Savage: “People were scared to talk about what it really is to be a rock star. A real example of this is Liam Gallagher who at times seemed quite androgenic.”<br>
Scene moves to Liam’s house
Liam: “what does that mean?”<br>
Interviewer: “You have a feminine like quality”
Liam: I’ve what
Interviewer: “Got a feminine like quality”
Liam: “”What doest that mean?”
Interviewer: “Well your not just….”
Liam: “I’m a bird?!”
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Post by chocolate st*rfish on Sept 3, 2003 18:18:28 GMT -5
Liam:"smokin does me head in!"  |
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Post by DM on Sept 5, 2003 18:11:21 GMT -5
Noel: Do you know John Lennon?
Liam: Do you know him?
Noel: I don´t, but do you?
Liam: Yeah.
Noel: Well you must be pretty old. How old are you? 21?
Liam: No. About fuckin´thousand and five fuckin´ one
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Post by chocolate st*rfish on Sept 18, 2003 4:20:21 GMT -5
NME: Do you fancy space travel?
Liam: "I'm well up for it. Only if I could get back, though, I wouldn't want to get lost in space. Fancy just nipping in and nipping out, just check it out. I'd do their f***in' heads in, them aliens, man. Freak 'em right out. They'd be like (puts on Mash Means Smash alien voice), 'Farking hell, farking hell! Let's get back to Planet Knob!' I'd do their heads in, me, frighten the life out of them! That's why they haven't landed yet. They're going (for some reason these now are Cockney aliens) 'F*** that, cant' land while he's about!' I'd take them out and get them f***ing slaughtered. I would make them turn green then!"
July 97
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Post by daysleeper on Sept 18, 2003 11:59:42 GMT -5
planet knob - lmao!! ;D
too funny! love the Lennon one too, and the one from liver forever. some great quotes in that film
this one was mentioned elsewhere. after Liam got arrested and everything for the whole plane incident in Australia a few years back and he got banned from the airline. so he looks right into the camrea and says "Kids, I'd rather walk!"
oh and from a TV interview once. Noel was giving Liam sh*t as usual and Liam turns round and says
"are you calling my coat a puff?"
;D
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