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Post by mattmightsay on Jun 8, 2003 4:57:54 GMT -5
"And this is goin' out to loads of knobheads all over the world. So why don't you give 'em all a big Fuck Off Man!!"
/me (Wembley 22 July 2000)
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Post by Rain on Jun 8, 2003 5:56:19 GMT -5
"Me and Liam can physically punch
holes out of each other
and then go: What time are we on?" --
OASIS' NOEL GALLAGHER
"The Oasis tour was the coolest thing we've done with another band.
People get bummed out because they were expecting a bunch of gory details." --
The BLACK CROWES' RICH ROBINSON
"A lot of bands split up on snap decisions and
stupid arguments. I tend to keep my mouth shut
a lot more now and just go home and
kick the next door neighbor's cat." -
OASIS' NOEL GALLAGHER
From 1993 to when I stopped taking drugs, I can hardly remember
a thing. I don't particularly remember getting married.
Not that I would want to remember it." --
OASIS' Noel GALLAGHER
I'm going to be honest with you.
We are here for the money." --
OASIS' NOEL GALLAGHER during Rock in Rio
"I was brought up Catholic. Then I had
a joint and looked at the world differently." --
OASIS' LIAM GALLAGHER
"Americans want grungy people, stabbing themselves in the head on stage. They get a bright bunch like, us with deodorant on, they don't get it." - Liam Gallagher
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Post by chocolate st*rfish on Jun 8, 2003 7:35:28 GMT -5
Liam: You want to be Andrew Lloyd Webber, you do. You fucker.
Noel: Who's Andrew Lloyd Webber?
Liam: I haven't got a clue. He's a golfer or something...
Interviewer: Noel, how do you feel about penis extensions?
Noel: We already have one, he plays drums!
Liam: "What do you get when you add up the Spice Girls' IQs ? Geri's shoe size!"
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Post by MG on Jun 10, 2003 16:15:17 GMT -5
From the There and Then video,
Can't remember how it proberly goes but Noel and Liam are arguing...
Your a dic**ead, a f**kin dic**ead, ... (etc)
and ended up with Liam (I think) saying The next song will be Shampange Super Ugly C**t
- Classis, if you saw it you'll know what I mean
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Post by chocolate st*rfish on Jun 10, 2003 19:22:48 GMT -5
yeah classic one!! "he's a dick, he's a twat.. he's a bulltwat!"
Liam: "Hurricane #1? Never heard of them. Isn't that some indie band with the guy from Erasure in them?"
TOTP: What do Gem and Andy bring to the band?
Noel: Gem brings two packets of crisps and Andy brings a lunchbox and some sandwiches
Liam: Gem brings a bit of Joy Division to it and Andy brings a bit of Oxford dust to it.
Interviewer: So what's new and different about Be Here Now?
Noel: It's got a different cover.
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Post by NoelyG on Jun 12, 2003 12:51:27 GMT -5
Noel: Liam wrote 9 songs for the new album and three of them were amazing
Paddy Kielty: and the rest were.....?
Noel: Utter shite
Noel:if you like expreimental music then i highly recomened that you buy the Doves album or the coral album. If you looking for hands in the air, pint of lager in one had fag in the other, rock and roll then but our album.
on radio one day before gig
Chris moyles:so what will you be playing tonight Noel
Noel: Ill be playing guitar Chris
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Post by chocolate st*rfish on Jun 12, 2003 14:36:26 GMT -5
Liam: "I ain't no politician or preacher, but I know what's right. Take religion.
Once you fuck God off, you're on your own. You either get to know yourself or you go insane. Remember that
geezer who did those paintings in the olden days? Well his girlfriend says, 'Give me a symbol of your love,'
so he chops his ear off! That's madness. Why didn't he just say 'I love you'?"
Interviewer: You've just been voted by magazine "GQ" to the best dressed man in Britain. Is that an
honour or do you give a fuck about that? - Liam: Don't mind that, i don't dress for Britain.
Interviewer: Is there any award that you would like to have like best hairstyle of Britain?
Liam: Nah, I don't ask about them coz the thing is with having an award, somebody had it before ya and
i don't want fuck all any one else's that and their dirty hands on it. So stick 'em up yer ass!
Q: Liam, intensive comparative study of the photo files and tabloids suggests your behaviour gets worse,
the more hairy you are. True?
Liam: "I like that. That's the best bit of myth I've heard for ages. I'm getting it cut."
Noel: "It's the ale not the fucking hair. You've done the wrong study."
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Post by NoelsGirlie on Jun 13, 2003 15:12:36 GMT -5
It would have to be the classics the one where noel claims some members from the house of parliment take drugs and claims 'drugs is like getting up and having a cup of tea' Another is where he claims he has '87 millioin pounds in the bank, a rolls royce, 3 stalkers and about to go on board at man city' i think thats how it goes something like that! And a simplistic one but quite sweet 'sure i love Liam, but not as much as i love Pot Noodles' Oh god theres just loads and i reallycant be bothered to think of them all and type them etc etc but you gotta have the classic one where noel wishes blur all die of aids or something like that!! Im gonna teach my kids those quotes  |
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Post by MG on Jun 13, 2003 19:08:04 GMT -5
From my first Oasis concert before they start playing C&A; (a week or 2 after Tony Blair's son got arrested for smoking hash)
"This next song is for Tony Blair's son, coz I think hes fu**in' ace. He can come and have a pint with me anyday" ;D
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Post by chocolate st*rfish on Jun 14, 2003 7:32:24 GMT -5
Liam:"I'm into the girls fancying me and stuff, mad for it. Get a bit worried if boys started fancying me, definitely.
I've got nothing against gays, as long as they don't pinch me on the bum or whatever."
Interviewer: "Do you regret you said you wanted to play golf off George Harrison's head?"
Liam: "Nah, don't regret it, great musician though, had a dream about him last night actually."
Noel: "What was it about?"
Liam: "I was playing golf off his head"
Lamacq:We've also got Alexis who is from Doncaster and has 'Liam' tattooed on her ankle. Is that true?
Alexis: Yeah.
Noel: You can always change it to William and pretend you pulled the Prince.
Alexis: I had it done when I was 15.
Noel: And by the way, if you're listening, it's underneath a picture of a smurf.
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Post by NoelyG on Jun 14, 2003 12:44:15 GMT -5
On Virgin Radio
Phone in: "You have been critisised in the past for only using 4 chords in your song. What steps have you taken to improve on that."
Noel "Well Im still trying to learn a 5th one love, but i didnt go to college or anything."
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Post by chocolate st*rfish on Jun 15, 2003 6:51:38 GMT -5
Post: Does Liam babysit your kids?
Noel: God forbid. My kids babysit Liam.
Post: Do bands like the Strokes and BRMC give you hope for the music of America's future?
Noel: Absolutely. Some of the best music I've heard in my life I've heard in the past two years,
and it comes from America. Listen, America's always had some of the greatest fucking bands.
It just so happens that they also have more shit bands.
Post: But England has a lot of shit bands, too.
Noel: Yeah, but not as many as America. Oh god, we've only got half a dozen good bands in England.
Post: Which ones?
Noel: There's Oasis and there's five Oasis tribute bands.
Post: Anyone else?
Noel: No.
Noel:"I don't give a fuck about America as long as they buy our records."
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Post by NoelyG on Jun 17, 2003 13:15:07 GMT -5
"There's too many things going on to be doing cocaine...nappies to be changed, trainers to be brought, winks to be winked" -Liam
Interviewer: "Rumour has it that Noel is going to do a solo album after five.....
Liam: "He's already done four give it a rest!"
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Post by chocolate st*rfish on Jun 17, 2003 14:27:30 GMT -5
Liam: "Sometimes when i look into the mirror it is God who looks back."
Interviewer: Where did you find the other three?
Liam: On the dole
Noel : Did you guys qualify for the worldcup?
American Caller: Yes.
Noel: How much did you pay ?
Noel:" This was Noel Gallagher and if your song hasn't been played today then because it's shit!"
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Post by kandaii on Jun 18, 2003 4:22:27 GMT -5
All by Liam!!
There was this bug in my room and I thought, 'you can fook off, this is my room.
If I saw an alien I'd tell it to fuck right off because whatever planet he came from they wouldn't have the Beatles or any decent fucking music. So they can fuck right off, I ain't going nowhere with them.
On God: "If a guy suddenly appears before me with a big beard and locks and all that caper and performed some f***ing miracle, and then said to me, 'Liam, I am God' I'd say, 'Fair enough, it's a fair cop. I didn't believe in you but fair play, you've got me.' But until that day comes he can f*** right off."
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Post by chocolate st*rfish on Jun 19, 2003 13:13:30 GMT -5
solo 4 rkid
Interviewer There are people that talk while watching video films and people that shut up 1 & a half
hours. What sort of person are you? - Liam: I shut up, man. It depends if it's a good film. If it's rubbish i speak over and try to fuckin convince the person that it's really rubbish and should really
turn it off and go in the pub or somewhere.
Liam: "I wrote it (Songbird) in France under a tree while we were doing Standing On The Shoulders. It's
about a bird who sings. Took ten minutes. Only two chords. Not much going on.
Q: What's it about?
Liam: What do you think it's fucking about? It's about me playing me fuckin guitar..."
Liam:"So I come offstage and into my hotel room and there's this fooking bird at my door wanting
to shag me. So she says to me,
"Do you play lead guitar?" - "Er...no."
"Do you write all the songs?" - "Er...no."
"Do you write ANY of the songs?" - "Nope."
"What do you do then?" - "I'm the singer."
"So then she leaves me room without shagging me and goes and gives that wanker (Noel)
a blowjob in the back of a taxi! Next time I'm saying I do it all, play lead guitar,
write the songs, everything!"
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Post by NoelyG on Jun 19, 2003 14:13:00 GMT -5
"You wanna write about shagging and taking drugs and being in a band. You dont wanna write about going down the supermarket"- Noel
"That was when all the proper famous people started to turn up to the gigs like you'll be sat at the bar and someone will tap you on the shoulder to ask for a wine and hey its George Michael, you alright Bono, hey Edge hows it going, hey theres Stig throw him out!"
- Noel There and Then Vid
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Post by chocolate st*rfish on Jun 19, 2003 15:00:56 GMT -5
Q: Do you need this new album to be successful?
Noel: "If this album sells 200 copies and Sony say, f**k off, then we'll make another one. It's in our
bones. We're not careerists. I don't care if we don't get played on Radio KYLCQD Butt f**k in Ohio
or Radio One."
Q: Noel,you say Alan White has never taken drugs, and Gem and Andy are clean. Do you ever feel the need to spread the word to Liam?
Noel: Don't need to. We don't have family discussions about anything. I stopped doing drugs and
people slowly noticed. There was no big meeting. We're not a bunch of Christians. I didn't start
dressing in orange net curtains and shaving my head and banging a tambourine.
Noel:"Meg is 'the girl in the dirty shirt'. I know it sounds a bit soft. Liam will read this
and say, `You wanker!´ becuase he thinks all the songs are about him. He even thinks
Wonderwall is about him."
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Post by NoelyG on Jun 20, 2003 16:31:57 GMT -5
Interviewer- "Would you do a swim suit shot?"
Liam - "Yeah. Speedo. Lunchbox outhanging out, Duncan Goodhew cap on. Totally, man."
"Its hardly Paul McCartney leaving the beatles" Noel on Bonehead quitting
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Post by daysleeper on Jun 20, 2003 20:19:23 GMT -5
;D some great quotes people! keep them coming! there really are some truly priceless ones from Noel especially
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Post by mape on Jun 20, 2003 21:04:30 GMT -5
TOTP: What do Gem and Andy bring to the band? Noel: Gem brings two packets of crisps and Andy brings a lunchbox and some sandwiches Liam: Gem brings a bit of Joy Division to it and Andy brings a bit of Oxford dust to it. my favorite so far |
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Post by chocolate st*rfish on Jun 21, 2003 6:23:29 GMT -5
Liam:"I didn't throw anything. I don't know what they're talking about.
Some panhead told me to shut up - some panhead who needs stabbing through the head with a fooking pick axe."
Q: Will you have anymore children?
Liam: No, it's my c*ck and I'm in charge. Nic probably wants some but I've got two and... I want to
concentrate on what I've got for now. [At this point Nicole Appleton rings on Liam Gallagher's mobile.
He greets her thus: "Listen, are you pregnant?"]
Noel: Who knows? If it happens, it happens.
Liam: I'm not a f**king baby machine, though we're mega at it.
Noel:"If the eyes are a window to the soul you just could block them up with shades....
That's my profound statement for the evening."
F.Skinner:"Yeah, that's why you're a songwriter because you think things like that."
Noel:"No, i'm a songwriter because i ain't got anything else gettin paid for."
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Post by MG on Jun 22, 2003 17:31:33 GMT -5
Liam to interviewer: I'm going to be 30 next year..
Noel: You'll be 30 this year
Liam: Ah, yea
Liam: If Geri Halliway comes up to me and starts giving me advice on how to sing, I'd... I'd kick her so hard up the fa**y!
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Post by chocolate st*rfish on Jun 23, 2003 10:44:07 GMT -5
Noel:It helps if somebody who's in charge is f--king saying, 'All right, look, this is how it's going to be, we're coming in to make a record.' The last time, we'd all turn up at the f--king studio, go to the pub, get f--king out of it, and then make a record. Whereas this time, we made the record first, then got drunk at the end.
Noel: "A lot of bands split up on snap decisions and stupid arguments. I tend to keep my mouth shut a lot more now and just go home and kick the next door neighbor's cat."
and one of me favourite:
Noel: "That fat idiot from Simply Red. What's he doing with 650,000 dancers on stage?"
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Post by NoelyG on Jun 27, 2003 4:59:20 GMT -5
It got to a point where one of us going round the shops to get a newspaper and a packet of fags was front page news for some news paper. We can't help that all we can do is stay young and beutiful. - Noel
interviewer: if you were PM what would be the first thing u'd do?
Noel: I would out law the conservative party and make it a criminal offence to be in the conservative party and the the royal family. Also i would have them all shot.
Alan: Theres your headline
Noel: well....Fuck umm
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