FIRST POSE FOR A BIT, THEN GRAB YOUR OPPONENT’S NADGERS: ANOTHER EVENTFUL NIGHT ON THE TOWN WITH OASIS

As well as writing the “best fucking songs in the world” during his year off, Liam Gallagher appears to have been taking kung-fu lessons.
After attempting to get an interview with the Oasis singer, a bemused NME newshound watched as Liam unleashed a dazzling series of martial arts moves at a gig in London last week.

Our intrepid reporter spent the night watching YOU AM I at Camden Dingwalls with Noel Gallagher before meeting Liam at the bar. During a discussion about the UK’s favorite music newspaper, Liam quipped: “I don’t believe in music papers – you only print crap,” before proudly declaring, “I write the best fucking songs in the world.”
Later, while NME shared a beer with Noel, Liam sauntered over and told our man to “fuck off”. He again jokingly said “fuck off” before stepping back and executing a series of kung-fu stances that wouldn't have looked out of place in The Matrix Reloaded. Noel and Nicole Appleton stood laughing at the bar as Liam displayed his moves. Liam then escorted the confused NME journalist out. Smiling, he returned to the bar to resume drinking with Noel and Nicole.

Earlier that night, a photographer was faced with the difficult decision between saving his picture or his reproductive organs, when Liam grabbed hold of his particulars until he stopped snapping. “He said he was happy to have a picture taken but then he grabbed my balls, so I stopped,” said the relieved snapper. “He was clapping with the music for a bit, so I thought I’d give it another shot but then he started clapping in front of my face so I decided it might be a good time to leave!” NME’s reporter has now enrolled in a karate club at his local church hall, while our photographer’s voice is gradually returning to its normal pitch. As NME went to press, Liam’s part in the next Matrix film remained unconfirmed.

source : CNS FORUM/ nme mag