IT’S day 11 out of the Big Brother house – and JUSTINE SELLMAN has decided to go clubbing...
It’s 11.58pm and Justine has started tucking into the club’s supply of free booze. She flirts with fellow clubbers and has a dance.
It’s 12.30am and two packs of cigarettes and 13 glasses of champagne later, Justine is feeling a little tipsy.
It’s 2.02am and she has been summoned to the little boys’ room. There, she sneaks into a cubicle and our microphones pick up heavy panting.
It’s 2.05am and Big Brother is called to investigate. Security guards storm into the toilet — but she hasn’t been discussing nominations.
It’s 2.06am and Justine is found with her pants around her ankles and looks more than a little red faced.
So although lustin’ Justine is the first BB4 contestant to be caught having a bonk, she WON’T win The Sun’s £50,000 prize — because it wasn’t on screen and, er, she’s already been evicted.
The busty brunette was caught with her pants well and truly down at top London nightclub Embassy.
It means Justine has failed this week’s task — to behave at a showbiz bash.
She was determined to take her ligging duties seriously on the night, downing as much free bubbly as humanly possible.
She had arrived at club owner MARK FULLER’s birthday bash giving a good impersonation of a carrot, caked as she was in orange foundation.
Obviously, she’s never met Mark, but that didn’t stop her turning up.
Later when her eyes fell on the man she would later share a cubicle with, there was a quick, “Hello, do you recognise me?” before they sloped off to the gents.
A guest said: “Justine sneaked into a cubicle.
“There were a few moans and groans before security charged in, caught her and evicted her from the loos on the spot.
“She won’t be asked back, in a hurry but that might not stop her — nobody remembered inviting her to this party anyway.”<br>
Justine has now literally romped into first place in my 2003 biggest Big Brother ligger competition.
Sorry you didn’t win the £50,000 Justine but in consolation I’m sending you 50p.