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Post by bangwell on Jul 3, 2004 12:57:13 GMT -5
FLUFF GUY LIAM
"YOU and I are gonna live forever....." The BBC's coverage of Glastonbury on Friday showed the shocking sight- for the first time of Liam Gallagher looking old.
His voice hoarse and one dimensional, and wearing what looked like a set of dentures, the sense of danger and presence that made Liam's reputation has long gone.
Murdering the Oasis catalogue one by one, he looked and sounded more like a pub parody or Butlins tribute act - Todd Grimshaw on Celebrity Stars In Their Eyes.
Afterwards, Liam's brother Noel was asked who had designed the fluffy white dressing gown/parka Liam was sporting.
"I dunno," Noel shrugged. "Stephen Hawkings?"
At least they're still good at something.
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Post by SuperStar on Jul 3, 2004 14:53:46 GMT -5
If anyone here works for the mirror... FUCK OFF! or better take a piece of it and & cut out your eyes...
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Post by maketradefair on Jul 3, 2004 16:45:57 GMT -5
at least hes got the guts to write what he thinks. and i thought oasis were average, not the best i have seen them. and without zak they would have been wrose. i think liam needs vocal training.
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Post by Vertigo on Jul 3, 2004 19:56:09 GMT -5
i'm afraid i agree with them. liam looks old and his voice is one dimensional. but he can solve both problems... grow his hair and loose some weight will make him look younger. and he oughta get some vocal training, yeah
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Post by rob on Jul 4, 2004 6:22:55 GMT -5
lol i can see liam now with a vocal coach going through his scales every morning.
but yeh get the hair back, dont like the lennon look
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Post by reevzie84 on Jul 4, 2004 8:39:22 GMT -5
he's got a beard and short hair for fucks sake, course he looks old
whan he had a beard in 96 he looked about the same age.
if he had a shave and grew his hair a bit he will look young again, but i bet he dion't wanna look young he wants to look like john lennon.
as for the review liams voice was alrite, not as bad as it has been before and not as good. in the studio he still pisses all over anyone, and that aint trickery.
Oasis could have played the best gig they've ever done and the mirror would still slag em off because in last 4 years that paper has took a big disliking towards them.
it would have been better if they did 4 new songs and not so many of the 'classics', because it does get boring hearing the same old songs, but that is what a lot of people who don't aren't oasis regulars want to hear
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Post by Tomo on Jul 4, 2004 8:47:53 GMT -5
i'm afraid i agree with them. liam looks old and his voice is one dimensional. but he can solve both problems... grow his hair and loose some weight will make him look younger. and he oughta get some vocal training, yeah Lose some weight! Christ he cant be more than 12 stone at the moment! I dont think he needs vocal training at all. Actually, no one on Earth could give Liam vocal training. His voice has come from himself and remains his own, unlike fucking Chris Martin who has vocal lessons.
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Post by chocolate st*rfish on Jul 4, 2004 9:33:28 GMT -5
sorry i have to agree with the lot saying liam needs help: his voice is his instrument and he has to take care of it! i think he could only benefit from professional assistance. u might still hear the fire in his voice but has to sort the problems out with the high notes!
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Post by globe on Jul 4, 2004 11:27:34 GMT -5
FLUFF GUY LIAM "YOU and I are gonna live forever....." The BBC's coverage of Glastonbury on Friday showed the shocking sight- for the first time of Liam Gallagher looking old. His voice hoarse and one dimensional, and wearing what looked like a set of dentures, the sense of danger and presence that made Liam's reputation has long gone. Murdering the Oasis catalogue one by one, he looked and sounded more like a pub parody or Butlins tribute act - Todd Grimshaw on Celebrity Stars In Their Eyes. Afterwards, Liam's brother Noel was asked who had designed the fluffy white dressing gown/parka Liam was sporting. "I dunno," Noel shrugged. "Stephen Hawkings?" At least they're still good at something. Hmm someone who was asking what the average IQ of Oasis fans was a few days ago reads the Mirror does he? Hillarious!
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Post by thebeerbaron1 on Jul 4, 2004 16:23:43 GMT -5
scorpio rising people?
liam 's vocals on the night of glasto were fine.
poole lighthouse was better by far.
zak on the other hand is a crap drummer! so what if he is ringo's son.
that might appeal to the gallagher's but he is still a crap drummer.
tony was better than him and poole is better than glasto.
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Post by thebeerbaron1 on Jul 4, 2004 16:37:16 GMT -5
Hmm someone who was asking what the average IQ of Oasis fans was a few days ago reads the Mirror does he? Hillarious! who cares what newspapers think about oasis. all that is important to me is i like them. no love em. the same paper will write about how important they were to music when they are gone probably 20 years later and how these new bands dont have the talent that oasis had.
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Post by globe on Jul 4, 2004 17:42:11 GMT -5
who cares what newspapers think about oasis. all that is important to me is i like them. no love em. the same paper will write about how important they were to music when they are gone probably 20 years later and how these new bands dont have the talent that oasis had. Exactly, and very well put I have to say. you're a legend baron
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Post by bangwell on Jul 4, 2004 19:10:35 GMT -5
Hmm someone who was asking what the average IQ of Oasis fans was a few days ago reads the Mirror does he?
Hillarious!
GLOBEAFC> This is how to spell HILARIOUS (1 L)
You must read the Sport, LOL at the worlds biggest muppet.
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Post by maketradefair on Jul 4, 2004 19:15:51 GMT -5
sorry baron, but you talk some crap at times man.
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Post by globe on Jul 4, 2004 19:45:39 GMT -5
Hmm someone who was asking what the average IQ of Oasis fans was a few days ago reads the Mirror does he? Hillarious! GLOBEAFC> This is how to spell HILARIOUS (1 L) You must read the Sport, LOL at the worlds biggest muppet. Sorry man, just for you I'll go and get some touch-typing lessons. Geez, picking me up on a typo, get a grip man. And for your info, nah, I dont read the tabloids. Beard-strokers - dont you just love 'em?
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Post by chocolate st*rfish on Jul 5, 2004 9:39:50 GMT -5
despite any different views as far as orthography or other people's intellects are concerned, i suggest we may return back to topic.
thx.
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Post by mar on Jul 5, 2004 16:01:10 GMT -5
despite any different views as far as orthography or other people's intellects are concerned, i suggest we may return back to topic. thx. jeez it takes cs to correct us on our own language never mind vocal lessons 4 liam dyou wanna give me ettiquette lessons cs? listenin to glasto vid for the 1st time.... aint the best ever, aint the worst ever i agree with whoever suggested the performance was geared at joe average crowd i see no reason to leave the ship
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Post by Chris Gallagher on Jul 5, 2004 16:41:45 GMT -5
Baron as if zaks a crap drummer listen to the songs mate you need to get your head out of your ass and realised oasis arent the oasis of ten yrs ago and they never will be again.
If you dont like the new oasis you dont like em dont carry on living in the past sure they were amazing, they still are now and if dont think so live with your vintage record collection in the past.
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Post by jayg on Jul 6, 2004 11:16:17 GMT -5
Globe, where did you get that STOP THE CLOCKS picture?
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Post by Tomo on Jul 6, 2004 11:54:44 GMT -5
All I know is that I watched the Oasis gig on BBC2 & 3. And the fact that the first time I watched it (Live) I was avin it. I bet everybody has been listening to that gig over and over again, listening out for any little hiccups, analysing Oasis. I dont think anyone should attempt to analyse Oasis, take them for the moment, as if you were at glasto. Then maybe everyone could appreciate them a bit more and realise they pissed over everyone else there.
Including Macca.
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Post by cloudburst94 on Jul 7, 2004 12:04:59 GMT -5
I started school in 1994 and left in 1999. Point being that when I was twelve, I was listening to 'Definetley Maybe' and (What's The Story?) Morning Glory. Second point being, the absolute dia and horrific sounds that i thought was decent music .i.e Black Sabbath, Silverchair, Alice In Chains etc. was genuinley replaced by Oasis. For those who experienced Oasis from the off, a love/ hate relationship, which either it was (mine being 'love') should be the true hardcore fans. The fans which in 1995 saw Oasis fuck up an important American Tour, The release and anticipation of Be Here Now. Anyone born outside of that era/generation doesn't have a fucking clue what Oasis are about, the 'real' fans know who they are, and should be priviliged and proud to be an Oasis fan. Ask any 'genuine' fan what they thought of the Glastonbury performance and your still be told who the best band in the world are...
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