I saw Oasis last night. Rubbish. Truly awful. Liam was horrendously out of tune, the band looked bored to death and it made you realise just how dated their songs are.

Some argue they're just 'of their time'. Fine. But if you're going to get on stage at the biggest festival in England and regurgitate them, at least make an effort. Perhaps even buy a new coat.

So we're sat at lunch today and the lovely Miss Watts ponders that Noel may an appearance on stage with the legendary Paul McCartney tonight. And it was then brought to light that Noel's apparently said recently that he'd better "watch out" in case he turns into McCartney.

He wishes. He wishes he'd been in Wings (during their 'more' rubbish period). In fact, he wishes (and if he doesn't he flipping well should) he'd written the Frog Chorus. I know for sure it would've gotten a better reception than any of Oasis' lack-lustre offerings last night.

Over four decades have passed since The Beatles and still Macca is going strong, having recently toured to rave reviews.

Oasis, on the other hand, are struggling after one. In truth, they haven't written anything even slightly worth listening to since What's The Story.

So, Noel, if you're reading this, I suggest you stop comparing yourself to the greats. You're embarrassing yourself. And, to be honest, you really don't need any help in that department, judging by last night's performance.


This guys being too nice...lol.


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