Oasis – The most euphoric festival band on earth

Where?: Glastonbury, but we didn’t tell you, right?

And, then there were two, when Noel and Liam Gallagher arrived in the pages of NME in 94, they vowed to revive the rock n roll spirit and make excess fashionable again. Ten years and millions of album sales later, they’ve left behind them a trail of broken marriages, enough drug use to prop up the Columbian economy and more great music than most bands can dream about. In the same time Trip Hop, Drill n Bass, nosebleed techno and Nu metal have all come and gone. Few people don’t get a shiver down the spine whenever they hear the garbled glory of Champagne Supernova or Live Forever blasting out the pub jukebox. Who cares if Noel and Liam are now supported by the grinning guitarist from heavy stereo, a bassist who thought up Hurricane #1 and no drummer?
This summer they will play their hits live, Liam will stand at the lip of the stage and sneer and all will be right with the world again.
Oasis, more than ever.

Comedy Cover versions?
A dash through 7 nation army before a sly stab at Take me out? We can but hope.

Chances of Bottles of Piss being thrown?
95% Anyone who remembers Finsbury Park 2002 will be wearing a hat.

Chances of Liam being drunk Onstage?
In a constantly changing world, the fact that Liam will be trolleyed is one thing we can be sure of.

it's the nme...dint expect anything else really..

this is doing my head in!

first of april looms and i still dont know.