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Post by matt on Mar 4, 2020 18:55:17 GMT -5
Doesn’t have to be critically the worst, but your personal worst films you’ve seen. Be as controversial as you like. Mine are:
Superbad Die Another Day The Da Vinci Code Armageddon After Earth
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Post by oasisserbia on Mar 4, 2020 21:16:58 GMT -5
Amélie
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Post by Deleted on Mar 5, 2020 2:07:58 GMT -5
You mean Amélie Poulain ?
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Post by joladella on Mar 5, 2020 2:53:50 GMT -5
Grimsby
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Post by oasisserbia on Mar 5, 2020 6:02:34 GMT -5
You mean Amélie Poulain ? Yes.
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Post by LightsOffInside on Mar 5, 2020 6:18:54 GMT -5
Avatar
Tried to watch it 3 times, got through it on the third attempt.
What a shower of shit.
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Post by The Thieving Magpie on Mar 5, 2020 6:31:51 GMT -5
Avatar Tried to watch it 3 times, got through it on the third attempt. What a shower of shit. The images were great in 2010, but Now 2020. old.
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Post by Elie De Beaufour 🐴 on Mar 5, 2020 6:50:44 GMT -5
Asterix and the Olympic games. As much as I like Depardieu as Obelix, he spends the movie moaning a bit too much.
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Post by welshylad on Mar 5, 2020 8:33:18 GMT -5
The Great Gatsby
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Post by wylliejack on Mar 5, 2020 8:50:51 GMT -5
The room is by far the worst film I've ever seen. However it's incredibly entertaining and I watch it regularly.
One movie id never want to watch is the revenant. To think about sitting through that 3 hours of cinematic boredom again makes me sick
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Post by mancraider on Mar 5, 2020 9:01:33 GMT -5
Lost in space (Matt LeBlanc)
Indiana Jones and The Crystal Skull
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Post by The Invisible Sun on Mar 5, 2020 9:23:47 GMT -5
Star Wars The Last Jedi Independence Day 2
I mean technically I have seen worse, but in terms of budget and competence these films should have been at least good. Which makes them disasters.
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Post by theyknowwhatimean on Mar 5, 2020 11:08:26 GMT -5
I really took against Being John Malkovich.
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Post by The Crimson Rambler on Mar 5, 2020 13:12:53 GMT -5
I've seen worse but I thought 'Mad Max: Fury Road' was terrible. 97% on Rotten Tomatoes - Unbelievable!
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Post by funhouse on Mar 5, 2020 15:18:46 GMT -5
I've seen worse but I thought 'Mad Max: Fury Road' was terrible. 97% on Rotten Tomatoes - Unbelievable! God yes! Watched it at home, made a point of turning it off five minutes before it ended. Afterwards when I saw that exact rating I literally screamed out loud.
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Post by The Crimson Rambler on Mar 5, 2020 16:49:18 GMT -5
I've seen worse but I thought 'Mad Max: Fury Road' was terrible. 97% on Rotten Tomatoes - Unbelievable! God yes! Watched it at home, made a point of turning it off five minutes before it ended. Afterwards when I saw that exact rating I literally screamed out loud. It's been a while since I saw it (and funnily enough I haven't seen it since) but I recall the whole thing feeling completely vacuous. Hyper inflated action balanced on a skeleton of laughable nothing.
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Post by matt on Mar 5, 2020 16:50:39 GMT -5
I really took against Being John Malkovich. What's up with this one? I'd always intended to watch it, quirky concept sounded fun but might not bother.
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Post by The-Ghost-Dancer on Mar 5, 2020 17:23:13 GMT -5
terminator salvation, genisys and dark fate
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Post by fabulousbakers on Mar 5, 2020 18:07:22 GMT -5
I've seen worse but I thought 'Mad Max: Fury Road' was terrible. 97% on Rotten Tomatoes - Unbelievable! Yes I can't believe the praise this turkey of a film gets. Some magazine (Empire I think) just listed it as the best film of this century so far!
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Post by funhouse on Mar 5, 2020 18:36:44 GMT -5
God yes! Watched it at home, made a point of turning it off five minutes before it ended. Afterwards when I saw that exact rating I literally screamed out loud. It's been a while since I saw it (and funnily enough I haven't seen it since) but I recall the whole thing feeling completely vacuous. Hyper inflated action balanced on a skeleton of laughable nothing. I remember people driving to/away from some place. I also remember a lot of sand and a feeling that the movie must have started from the middle, because I just couldn't figure out who or what exactly I was supposed to care about.
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Post by theyknowwhatimean on Mar 5, 2020 19:56:18 GMT -5
I really took against Being John Malkovich. What's up with this one? I'd always intended to watch it, quirky concept sounded fun but might not bother. It is a quirky concept, but it’s not fun. Like a lot of postmodernist art, it has some interesting ideas to begin with, but it tries to cram too much in, and be too tricksy in its execution. Consequently, the whole thing winds up feeling about as meaningful as a big, ugly, corporate blockbuster. I found it exhausting, and was quite ready for it to end.
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Post by megyesitomate on Mar 6, 2020 3:15:03 GMT -5
Almost any film that’s longer than 45 minutes.
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Post by Zingbot on Mar 6, 2020 13:59:19 GMT -5
Any 'film' by The Asylum. Most notably 'The Amazing Bulk' which I managed to drag myself through. Worst special effects I've ever seen, it's easy enough to watch if you treat it like a comedy.
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Post by themanwholivesinhell on Mar 6, 2020 19:52:12 GMT -5
Id say either Battlefield Earth or Jaws: The Revenge
I think the one time i walked out of a cinema was Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen.
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Post by matt on Mar 8, 2020 7:56:26 GMT -5
What's up with this one? I'd always intended to watch it, quirky concept sounded fun but might not bother. It is a quirky concept, but it’s not fun. Like a lot of postmodernist art, it has some interesting ideas to begin with, but it tries to cram too much in, and be too tricksy in its execution. Consequently, the whole thing winds up feeling about as meaningful as a big, ugly, corporate blockbuster. I found it exhausting, and was quite ready for it to end. Yep, a good concept seemingly ruined by its own sense of importance and self-indulgence? It's a tricky thing to get right, a smart idea not being overwhelmed by its ingenuity - I think The Truman Show and Groundhog Day do it really well.
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