Looking forward to hearing those humourous songs at Cardiff.
Prediction:
United beat Arsenal again to win the cup
Rooney shags a granny scouser on the pitch during celebrations
Rio (again forgets his drug test after a couple of spliffs at Half time)
Keano hits Glazer over the head with the FA Cup knocking him out
Prompting UEFA to ban United from the Champions league and the FA relegating us to the Championship
Leading to immediate bankrupcy (Fuck Off Glazer)
Followed by the withdrawal of support by prawn sandwich munching glory hunters (Who start following Chelsea)
Which leads to 74/75 atmosphere at the Theatre Of Dreams
Leading to the Phoenix rising from the Championship to relegate Stutwat Pennis' bitter Blues and El granno stabo Mickey Mouses
Which finishes off with Viera passing the ball to 38 year old Ryan Giggs, who skips past the ageing Arsehole back four to score in injury time, leading to an unlikely Premiership crown, due to Chelsea's deduction of 10 points due to Russian Mafia's involvement in the funding of the newley named St Petersburg Stadium on the renamed Tsar Rd London SW6