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Post by Deleted on Jun 9, 2018 15:38:25 GMT -5
Drinking a nice bottle of bud.
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Post by Beady’s Here Now on Jun 9, 2018 16:55:09 GMT -5
First night in the apartment tonight. Internet guy comes tomorrow morning so other than the data on my phone, I don’t have a connection.
BUT....I do have several Oasis DVDs and a big fuck off can of Red Bull!!!!!
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Post by Elie De Beaufour 🐴 on Jun 10, 2018 6:43:52 GMT -5
It's official, I have a stalker. this is going to be worse than caro and Beady’s Here Now |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 13, 2018 12:44:02 GMT -5
I hope I haven't missed the last train
Can't be stuck in Hampton Wick
With the boys across the platform shouting "lightweight prick!"
I'm a featherweight champion, cheap to get pissed
Wish Candy were here with a beer, she'd deffa deal with it
Tell 'em all to shut their mouths and go suck their mumma's dicks
But seeing as she ain't, I'll hold three fingers down
Hold the other two up and I'll sing this proud
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Post by Deleted on Jun 13, 2018 13:48:40 GMT -5
Show me who you are I'll show you what you love I'll give you half the world if that's enough |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 13, 2018 14:02:13 GMT -5
I hope I haven't missed the last train
Can't be stuck in Hampton Wick
With the boys across the platform shouting "lightweight prick!"
I'm a featherweight champion, cheap to get pissed
Wish Candy were here with a beer, she'd deffa deal with it
Tell 'em all to shut their mouths and go suck their mumma's dicks
But seeing as she ain't, I'll hold three fingers down
Hold the other two up and I'll sing this proud We wore checkered season wallabies, buttoned shirts and whiskey, mutton dressed as lamb, a fan of bands like The Jam Jam Jam Jam, I don't know who I am, he said I dunno if I can, I said yeah man, you can-can. |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 13, 2018 15:00:20 GMT -5
I get up when I'm down
I can't swim but my soul won't drown
I do believe igotflair
I got speed and I walk on air
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Post by Deleted on Jun 13, 2018 15:03:41 GMT -5
Sheila goes out with her mate Stella,
It gets poured all over her fella,
'Cause she's says, Man, he ain't no better
Than the next man kicking up fuss
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Attention!
Jun 13, 2018 18:27:02 GMT -5
via mobile
Post by Beady’s Here Now on Jun 13, 2018 18:27:02 GMT -5
I get up when I'm down
I can't swim but my soul won't drown
I do believe igotflair
I got speed and I walk on air Fuck off, Flairy is mine! |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 14, 2018 8:08:57 GMT -5
I get up when I'm down
I can't swim but my soul won't drown
I do believe igotflair
I got speed and I walk on air Fuck off, Flairy is mine! This is no Bridget Jones |
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Post by Flatulating Hallelujah on Jun 15, 2018 17:25:15 GMT -5
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Post by Flatulating Hallelujah on Jun 15, 2018 17:28:10 GMT -5
You're a bit fucking weird. Plus, remember, that's coming from me. Thanks. Oh, wow! Guess what!? You just made the list..... Thanks. What list? No. 1 boring counts on the forum list? Yeah. |
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Post by Flatulating Hallelujah on Jun 15, 2018 17:33:45 GMT -5
I pop a Viagra to get up when I’m down, I can’t swim but my sperm walks on.... Sorry. You and Flatulating Hallelujah have something in common You are a very very very NAUGHTY BOY!
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Post by Flatulating Hallelujah on Jun 15, 2018 17:35:55 GMT -5
What a darling!
Oh Lord!
Sweetie, you almost made me feint!
You made me giddy!
Your sweet womanly ways!
Can't get NO NO NO NO
Satisfaction!
That's what I say!
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Post by Flatulating Hallelujah on Jun 15, 2018 17:37:51 GMT -5
But, he can't be a man.
Cos he doesn't smoke the same cigarettes as ME!
Can't get no, no no.
Hey Hey Hey!
That's what I say!
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Post by Flatulating Hallelujah on Jun 15, 2018 17:40:21 GMT -5
What list? No. 1 boring counts on the forum list? Yeah. The asado cuddle party list.... Thanks. Only if you let me play hide the sausage. Cheers. |
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Post by Guy Fawkes on Jun 15, 2018 17:43:59 GMT -5
The asado cuddle party list.... Thanks. Only if you let me play hide the sausage. Cheers. Pervert! Thanks. |
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Post by Flatulating Hallelujah on Jun 15, 2018 17:46:30 GMT -5
Only if you let me play hide the sausage. Cheers. Pervert! Thanks.  Cheers. |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 15, 2018 17:48:40 GMT -5
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Post by Flatulating Hallelujah on Jun 15, 2018 17:50:26 GMT -5
This one's for all the double old bastards like guigsysEstring No.... Like that twat Beady’s Here Now , @driver7 and the biggest of them all igotflair . Hi Sweetie! Guy Fawkes you are a fucking post-modern gen-x bullshitter who needs to fucking leave your apartment more often. American neo-liberal quasi-artistic FUCKWIT!!!!!! JUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUST TALKKKK'IIIN MY GGGG-GG-GENERATION BABY! AND WE'RE ALL TOTALLY FUCKED! AND WE'RE ALL TOTALLY FUCKED! AND WE'RE ALL TOTALLY FUCKED! AND WE'RE ALL TOTALLY FUCKED! AND WE'RE ALL TOTALLY FUCKED! AND WE'RE ALL TOTALLY FUCKED! AND WE'RE ALL TOTALLY FUCKED! AND WE'RE ALL TOTALLY FUCKED! AND WE'RE ALL TOTALLY FUCKED! AND WE'RE ALL TOTALLY FUCKED! AND WE'RE ALL TOTALLY FUCKED! AND WE'RE ALL TOTALLY FUCKED! AND WE'RE ALL TOTALLY FUCKED! AND WE'RE ALL TOTALLY FUCKED! AND WE'RE ALL TOTALLY FUCKED! AND WE'RE ALL TOTALLY FUCKED! |
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Post by Flatulating Hallelujah on Jun 15, 2018 17:52:58 GMT -5
Fucking absolutely! A toneless ghost of sin crept through my winddaaaaaaaws..... |
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Post by Flatulating Hallelujah on Jun 15, 2018 17:54:02 GMT -5
Some people say i'm a woman hater, igotflair. Personally I think I give them as much shit back as they throw at me. |
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Post by Beady’s Here Now on Jun 16, 2018 10:00:35 GMT -5
99 cans of Red Bull in the fridge, 99 cans of Red Bull....
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Post by Deleted on Jun 16, 2018 11:40:28 GMT -5
99 cans of Fosters in the fridge, 99 cans of Fosters
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Post by Beady’s Here Now on Jun 16, 2018 13:29:27 GMT -5
One day when I came on L4E at lunchtime, I heard a funny noise. Went to the PlayPen to find out if it was one of those rowdy boys. Posting there was this dickhead called Flatulating Hallelujah. |
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Stay flatulent!
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