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Post by Deleted on May 5, 2018 17:30:31 GMT -5
LOL!
Now I have just had a hair cut he kinda does.
Maybe i'll end up being a massive louche gay.
But I do actually want to get married and have kids and women do actually turn me on. Hmm? 😂😂😂😂
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Post by Flatulating Hallelujah on May 5, 2018 17:30:53 GMT -5
igotflair I'll teach you the dance moves in the middle. I promise. Give me a time coz I cba to watch it all
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Post by Deleted on May 5, 2018 17:30:58 GMT -5
She’s dark. I’m blonde. It won’t work. innit la x
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Post by Flatulating Hallelujah on May 5, 2018 17:32:12 GMT -5
LOL!
Now I have just had a hair cut he kinda does.
Maybe i'll end up being a massive louche gay.
But I do actually want to get married and have kids and women do actually turn me on. Hmm? 😂😂😂😂
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Post by Flatulating Hallelujah on May 5, 2018 17:34:31 GMT -5
She’s dark. I’m blonde. It won’t work. innit la x I've always wanted to roll around with a girl in a field on a summers day... is that so wrong? Even fucking Prince Harry touches up his would be girlfriends. Nothing wrong with a bit of hanky panky. I'm fed up of gyrating pixels.
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Post by Deleted on May 5, 2018 17:35:15 GMT -5
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Post by Flatulating Hallelujah on May 5, 2018 17:35:34 GMT -5
If I don't get a girl pregnant by 40 i'm fucking donating my sperm.
Fuck's sake.
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Post by Deleted on May 5, 2018 17:37:27 GMT -5
😂😂😂
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Post by Flatulating Hallelujah on May 5, 2018 17:38:16 GMT -5
You got it @driver7.
Fucking sick of seeing guys who look fucking ugly with hot girlfriends.
I mean, what more do I need to do, y'know?
Perhaps I give off the gay vibe. 90% of people who meet me think i'm gay for some reason... but I love the fucking muff.
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Post by Deleted on May 5, 2018 17:39:34 GMT -5
You got it @driver7 .
Fucking sick of seeing guys who look fucking ugly with hot girlfriends.
I mean, what more do I need to do, y'know?
Perhaps I give off the gay vibe. 90% of people who meet me think i'm gay for some reason... but I love the fucking muff. Maybe it's the fact that you're blasting Elton John!
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Post by Deleted on May 5, 2018 17:40:53 GMT -5
Need more Oasis la
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Post by Deleted on May 5, 2018 17:42:05 GMT -5
Yeah yeah yeah!
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Post by Deleted on May 5, 2018 17:42:50 GMT -5
It might be his lack of subtlety.
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Post by Deleted on May 5, 2018 17:45:21 GMT -5
It might be his lack of subtlety. Yeah he maybe shouldnt talk about licking their pineapple juices a minute after he meets them😂😂😂
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Post by Flatulating Hallelujah on May 5, 2018 17:47:39 GMT -5
You got it @driver7 .
Fucking sick of seeing guys who look fucking ugly with hot girlfriends.
I mean, what more do I need to do, y'know?
Perhaps I give off the gay vibe. 90% of people who meet me think i'm gay for some reason... but I love the fucking muff. Maybe it's the fact that you're blasting Elton John!
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Post by Flatulating Hallelujah on May 5, 2018 17:48:14 GMT -5
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Post by Flatulating Hallelujah on May 5, 2018 17:50:38 GMT -5
It might be his lack of subtlety. You mean to say,
I come across as
desperate?
REALLY!?
But, I'll end up as they're not actually gay best friend if I don't, surely?
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Post by Deleted on May 5, 2018 17:51:36 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on May 5, 2018 17:53:54 GMT -5
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Post by Flatulating Hallelujah on May 5, 2018 17:54:16 GMT -5
YEAH FUCKING YEAH
FUCKING PINEAPPLE LICKERS!
GUESS WHAT? THE FUCKING VIDEO FOR WONDERWALL WAS PLAYING WHILE I HAD MY HAIR CUT.
OASIS IS FOR LIFE!
CAN'T FUCKING ESCAPE IT, D'YA KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
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Post by Deleted on May 5, 2018 17:54:34 GMT -5
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Post by Flatulating Hallelujah on May 5, 2018 17:55:55 GMT -5
Wish he was fucking eating a pack of Benson and Hedges.
D'yer know what I mean, LA!
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Post by Deleted on May 5, 2018 17:56:09 GMT -5
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Post by Flatulating Hallelujah on May 5, 2018 17:57:28 GMT -5
Dirty Girl.
D'yer want me to give you a hand sweet cheeks?
Are you the girl in the dirty shirt? You soon will be.
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Post by Flatulating Hallelujah on May 5, 2018 17:59:53 GMT -5
Fucking Biblical.
Still remember the night I got totally fucked on Gin, started harmonising with Sad Song on the DM vinyl and then sung along with this at the top of my fucking lungs.
B I B L I C A L !
Nobody could ever hear him CAAAAAALLLLLLLL!
Gotta be myself. Can't be no other fucker.
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