It's nine o'clock on a Thursday
The regular members shuffle in
There's old
lionsden® sitting next to me
Making love to his hand and sin
He says, "
webm@ster can you tell me a memory
I'm not really sure how it goes
But it's horny and sweet
And I knew it complete
When I wore a prostitute's clothes"
Give us some porn, you're the wanking man
Give us some porn tonight
Well we're all in the mood for a wankathon
And you've got us feeling alright
Now
eva at the adult store is a friend of mine
She gets me my magazines for free
And she's quick with the smut, especially the one with big butts,
But there's someplace that she'd rather be.
She says, "
caro, I believe this is killing me"
As a smile ran away from her face
"Well, I'm sure that I could be an adult movie star
If I could get out of this place"
Now
UGHF is a real exhibitionist
Who never had time for any clothes
And he's talking with
Officer Jim Kurring, who wanks near Wisconsin
And probably will do so for life
And
gdforever is practicing sex & politics
As
kalas slowly gets boned
Yes they're sharing a wank they call worthiness
And it's better than wanking alone
Give us some porn, you're the wanking man
Give us some porn, tonight
Well we're all in the mood for a wankathon
And you've got us feeling alright
It's a pretty good crowd for a Thursday
And @bigevil gives me a smile
'Cause he knows that it's me that he's been coming to see
To forget about life for a while
And the porn sounds like a carnival
And the sex smells like a beer
And they sit at the bar and put bread in my jar
And say "Man,
Beady’s Here Now, what are you doing here?"
Give us some porn,
webm@sterGive us some porn, tonight
Well we're all in the mood for a wankathon
And you've got us feeling alright