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Post by Deleted on Aug 25, 2011 22:00:15 GMT -5
LIB, we all now know more about you than anyone other than your therapist should know. However, it really doesn't change my opinion of you in anyway.
I get fuck-ups!
Blame bad parenting!
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Post by Officer Jim Kurring on Aug 25, 2011 22:07:36 GMT -5
LIB, we all now know more about you than anyone other than your therapist should know. However, it really doesn't change my opinion of you in anyway. I get fuck-ups! Blame bad parenting! my parents did a great job raising me. they disciplined me, like beat me on the ass once in a while and made me earn what i wanted. they made me volunteer at shelters to gain perspective. they didn't just hand me anything, like my dad bought me a shit 'knock off' fender when i was 12 and he said, 'if you can get good on this guitar then you'll be great on any guitar.', and he was right. my dad's brilliant, i love him. anyway......yeah i'm just a fuck up but i'm learning to fly. @loha!
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Post by Officer Jim Kurring on Aug 25, 2011 22:10:29 GMT -5
and thanks smite 'stalkers', you fucking weirdo's.
have a fucking drink, get your dick wet or get a hobby. seriously, this shit is getting creepy.
webm@ster i'd really like you to at least tell the weirdo's to chew up the prozacs, they work better and faster that way.
just sayin'.........
aloha!
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Post by spaneli on Aug 25, 2011 22:46:38 GMT -5
I love that of all the threads (pr parts of threads) that get playpenned, this one just keeeeeeeepppppp oooooooonnnn going. Which isn't bad, because this one is highly entertaining.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 26, 2011 4:55:28 GMT -5
7. i masterbate maybe once or twice a week. i'm not 15 years old anymore and can't 'go' five times in a day or whatever. There comes a time in every man's life when he is unable to maintain an erection sufficient for his sexual needs or the needs of his partner. For some men, the experience of frequent or chronic Erectile Dysfunction can cause emotional and relationship problems; often leading to diminished self-esteem. These men can often be found online boasting about their 'genius' or supposed 'greatness' without having first contributed something of worth to humanity. That's why at VIAGRA.com, we have developed an oral tablet to help improve your erectile problems and will help you to overcome your low self-esteem. Become a new you. Become a better you.
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Post by Officer Jim Kurring on Aug 26, 2011 5:50:53 GMT -5
7. i masterbate maybe once or twice a week. i'm not 15 years old anymore and can't 'go' five times in a day or whatever. There comes a time in every man's life when he is unable to maintain an erection sufficient for his sexual needs or the needs of his partner. For some men, the experience of frequent or chronic Erectile Dysfunction can cause emotional and relationship problems; often leading to diminished self-esteem. These men can often be found online boasting about their 'genius' or supposed 'greatness' without having first contributed something of worth to humanity. That's why at VIAGRA.com, we have developed an oral tablet to help improve your erectile problems and will help you to overcome your low self-esteem. Become a new you. Become a better you. i'm guessing you're younger than myself. generally as males age their sex drives slow down unless you're a fucking weirdo sex addict. males generally hit their sexual 'prime' in their middle teens, like 15 or 16 years old, like when you can go at least 5 times in a day. females reach their sexual prime in their late thirties, like the 37 or 38 year old range generally, true stories. i wanna date an older woman, a la someone like Kate Moss. she's in that female age range and i think Kate Moss is one of the most attractive people ever. anyway, just sayin'....... aloha!
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Post by eva on Aug 26, 2011 6:22:26 GMT -5
WTF happened to this thread?!
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Post by Officer Jim Kurring on Aug 26, 2011 6:24:25 GMT -5
WTF happened to this thread?! basically stupid fucks tried to be smartasses and i told them how it really is. @loha eva! you are awesome. just sayin'........
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Post by Officer Jim Kurring on Aug 26, 2011 6:27:49 GMT -5
back to topic.......... i'm pretty sure IIHAG is gonna played on august 3oth.
i'm facebook 'friends' with the d.j. that gave me the info and she's gonna double check today and let me know for sure.
just sayin'............
@loha!
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Post by Deleted on Aug 26, 2011 6:28:02 GMT -5
i'm guessing you're younger than myself. generally as males age their sex drives slow down unless a fucking weirdo sex addict. males generally hit their sexual 'prime' in their middle teens, like 15 or 16 years old, like when you can go at least 5 times in a day. females reach their sexual prime in their late thirties, like the 37 or 38 year old range generally, true stories. i wanna date an older woman, a la someone like Kate Moss. she's in that female age range and i think Kate Moss is one of the most attractive people ever. anyway, just sayin'....... I think Shakespeare said it best when he said, 'Let It Bleed, Thou has not so much brain as ear wax.' Allow me the pleasure of addressing your response: 1) I said, "There comes I time in every man's life [when his sex drive decelerates]". You replied, 'generally as males age their sex drives slow down". One cannot rebut a point by repeating the point their opponent has made! 2) You said, "I masterbate [sic] maybe once or twice a week". I jokingly replied, "[you are] unable to maintain an erection sufficient for [the needs of your] partner." What woman would be happy with sex once or twice a week? Remember, as you said yourself, "females reach their sexual prime in their late thirties." If you want an older woman, you may need a little "help" in overcoming your decelerating sex drive. 3) I took a sentence of yours out of context and made a joke. The previous two points were also a joke. I'm not seriously suggesting that you take viagra. Let It Bleed, thou has no more brain than I have in mine elbows.
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Post by Officer Jim Kurring on Aug 26, 2011 6:36:24 GMT -5
i'm guessing you're younger than myself. generally as males age their sex drives slow down unless a fucking weirdo sex addict. males generally hit their sexual 'prime' in their middle teens, like 15 or 16 years old, like when you can go at least 5 times in a day. females reach their sexual prime in their late thirties, like the 37 or 38 year old range generally, true stories. i wanna date an older woman, a la someone like Kate Moss. she's in that female age range and i think Kate Moss is one of the most attractive people ever. anyway, just sayin'....... I think Shakespeare said it best when he said, 'Let It Bleed, Thou has not so much brain as ear wax.' Allow me the pleasure of addressing your response: 1) I said, "There comes I time in every man's life [when his sex drive decelerates]". You replied, 'generally as males age their sex drives slow down". One cannot rebut a point by repeating the point their opponent has made! 2) You said, "I masterbate [sic] maybe once or twice a week". I jokingly replied, "[you are] unable to maintain an erection sufficient for [the needs of your] partner." What woman would be happy with sex once or twice a week? Remember, as you said yourself, "females reach their sexual prime in their late thirties." If you want an older woman, you may need a little "help" in overcoming your decelerating sex drive. 3) I took a sentence of yours out of context and made a joke. The previous two points were also a joke. I'm not seriously suggesting that you take viagra. Let It Bleed, thou has no more brain than I have in mine elbows. Shakespeare's alright, great stories but the phrasing and writing style isn't all that great and is quite frankly annoying. masterbating once or twice a week doesn't construe i can't fuck daily. i also take drugs, like for really. like i said before i've let that be known here for years, a la when i had a nervous breakdown whilst sober in '08. so yeah, drug use, well the drugs i like slows down the sex drive, think: opiates. i can't even believe i'm justifying myself to some of you idiots but whatever. i'm fucking through responding to your dumbasses, i might if i get bored but i'm better than this and that and you. God bless.
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Post by eva on Aug 26, 2011 6:46:27 GMT -5
do you two need a room to keep discussing masturbating habits?
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Post by Officer Jim Kurring on Aug 26, 2011 6:49:37 GMT -5
do you two need a room to keep discussing masturbating habits? you are awesome. aloha!
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Post by Deleted on Aug 26, 2011 6:52:09 GMT -5
Don't get so worked up, as I said before: I took a sentence of yours out of context and made a joke. All the points I made were a joke. I've never seriously suggested that you take viagra. Perhaps, if you stopped calling people "dumbasses" and spent less time extolling your no doubt wondrous virtues, more people on live4ever would have time for you. A funny man doesn't tell people he is funny. He just makes them laugh. do you two need a room to keep discussing masturbating habits? Well played ;D
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Post by Officer Jim Kurring on Aug 26, 2011 6:55:13 GMT -5
Don't get so worked up, as I said before: I took a sentence of yours out of context and made a joke. All the points I made were a joke. I've never seriously suggested that you take viagra. Perhaps, if you stopped calling people "dumbasses" and spent less time extolling your no doubt wondrous virtues, more people on live4ever would have time for you. A funny man doesn't tell people he is funny. He just makes them laugh. i'm not funny. all my material is said in truth and is not intended to necessarily be humourous, kinda a la Andy Kaufman. and i don't care what people think of me and besides, the right people here like me. just sayin'......... @loha!
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Post by Deleted on Aug 26, 2011 6:59:03 GMT -5
I think you've misunderstood my point.
By saying, 'A funny man doesn't tell people he is funny. He just makes them laugh,' I was not saying that you were funny.
I was saying "A rich man doesn't need to tell people he's rich. He'll just show them the Bentley." My point is that you may well be a genius. Telling people on live4ever that you are one, and insulting them at the same time, is a poor way of getting that across.
Props on the Kaufman comparison though. Are you saying Let It Bleed is a conceptual personality?
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Post by Officer Jim Kurring on Aug 26, 2011 7:07:20 GMT -5
I think you've misunderstood my point. By saying, 'A funny man doesn't tell people he is funny. He just makes them laugh,' I was not saying that you were funny. I was saying "A rich man doesn't need to tell people he's rich. He'll just show them the Bentley." My point is that you may well be a genius. Telling people on live4ever that you are one, and insulting them at the same time, is a poor way of getting that across. Props on the Kaufman comparison though. Are you saying Let It Bleed is a conceptual personality? i'm generally in character, yes. i do rub some the wrong way, it happens, it's my nature. i'm just like this in real life times 10. aloha!
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Post by lookingtothesky on Aug 26, 2011 9:53:13 GMT -5
Let us know if that kind lady confirms the August 30th radio play, good sir.
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Post by Beady’s Here Now on Aug 26, 2011 10:10:55 GMT -5
If I buy those jeans, I could look like Kate Moss Sorry. LIB mentioned Kate Moss, and when I see that name, I can't get that catchy part of Lily Allen's song out of my head.
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Post by deasy on Aug 26, 2011 11:21:43 GMT -5
Did someone say Kate Moss? ;D
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Post by J.B on Aug 26, 2011 11:37:22 GMT -5
Surely this should be in the Playpen by now?
All we've heard goes against this being true and if anyone else had posted this it would be in the Playpen within minutes.
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Post by LlAM on Aug 26, 2011 11:44:22 GMT -5
Oh, another LIB fest, what a surpise
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Post by beadyeyeunofficial on Aug 26, 2011 11:45:08 GMT -5
Surely this should be in the Playpen by now? All we've heard goes against this being true and if anyone else had posted this it would be in the Playpen within minutes. Totally agree with you, mate. Without a doubt, you're one of the few members of this forum who have the balls to speak up against the cliques and conspiracy. LIB, the nervous attacks have obviously made you turn into a highly unstable, paranoid, backward tit who seems to suffer from a particularly vicious form of Aspergers Syndrome. I hope you manage to resolve your 'issues' as the yanks call 'em, hopefully you'll manage to overcome your fears of socialisation and manage to finally escape your mother's dingy basement.
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Post by Officer Jim Kurring on Aug 26, 2011 12:01:59 GMT -5
of course three of the biggest idiot's here weigh in........
i actually kinda like LIAM, you seem like a follower but whatever. i'm convinced beadyeyeuofficial is a program made up by webm@ster, no one can be that stupid. and i have absolutely no respect for J.B, he doesn't have it and he's really bitter about it.
anyway, i might hear something from my 'source' today, i don't know, i could care less. i just tried to share some info and of course it went down a hit.
anyway........
aloha!
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Post by gdforever on Aug 26, 2011 12:28:56 GMT -5
Surely this should be in the Playpen by now? All we've heard goes against this being true and if anyone else had posted this it would be in the Playpen within minutes. The info may still be good. Noel has met with Radio executives. I'm sure someone is interested in a world-exclusive play of Noel Gallaghers new single. Wait until after the 30th. It still fits in with the information of a mainstream North American radio release on September 13th.
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