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Post by Tam on May 26, 2005 21:27:44 GMT -5
The guy who wrote that review. I phoned the burial authorities after I read the headline. They told me he had to be dead. Damn! LOL ! I exalt thee for that ! peace and be well . oops - I can't exalt at the moment. I see you are from denmark. I LOVE Kobenhavn ! was there a few years ago and wanna go back. awesome ! the old world meets MODERN. |
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Post by gastritispanic on May 26, 2005 21:34:14 GMT -5
The guy who wrote that review. I phoned the burial authorities after I read the headline. They told me he had to be dead. Damn! LOL ! I exalt thee for that ! peace and be well . oops - I can't exalt at the moment. I see you are from denmark. I LOVE Kobenhavn ! was there a few years ago and wanna go back. awesome ! the old world meets MODERN. I can always count on you Tam! Instant karma on the way baby  |
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Post by Tam on May 26, 2005 21:41:02 GMT -5
gosh are all the people so tall in denmark ? be well..  |
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Post by IndianSummer on May 27, 2005 4:57:50 GMT -5
He is as fat as Brian Wilson and his brains are like a pack of noodles my granny used to eat.
He should be working in the office of NME's.
There he can write some more reviews, he is already on the same level.
I cannot imagine that those NME guys are really busy with music over there, except from listening to Radiohead and having group sessions talking about how desperate they are.
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Post by mattgoat on May 27, 2005 5:27:03 GMT -5
i emailed in response:
how do u still have a job?
ur review is a fucking joke mate, its laughable. visit the live4ever.us site to see how many fans are laughing at u.
u have some nerve to have a dig at oasis - u like fucking bloc party and radiohead, get a life son. stop playing fucking computer games, sweating and get a girlfriend/boyfriend.
lets be hearing u when oasis go straight in at number 1...like they always do
bloc party - cant get over that bit.
ur a joke - have a shave, a shower and lose some pounds.
xxx
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Oasis Roadie
Most Despised Newcomer Of 2005
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Post by 729 on May 27, 2005 5:35:37 GMT -5
Oasis have not made a good record for almost ten years. I take it he doesn't think (What's The Story) Morning Glory, which was released in October 1995 (less than 10 years ago) is a good album? Pretty much every critic since the original rubbish written after the release of Be Here Now has admitted that, actually, it is a way above average album. But no, we must bow down to the superior knowledge of this supremely intellegent and very handsome man (now that's sarcasm!) |
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Post by jayg on May 27, 2005 6:27:43 GMT -5
this review does not deserve to be posted in the review thread, if its already there I will remove it Fact: Oasis have not made a good record for almost ten years. TEN YEARS. That's a very long time to be mediocre. Fact: Oasis will never again make a great record. Why? Because, quite simply, they're not good enough. Lazy, disinterested, musically retroactive and professionally bankrupt. Fact: 'Don't Believe The Truth' is a big stinking pile of rubbish. Audio mediocrity wafts out of the stereo from the start; 'Turn Up The Sun' is a terrible dirge, while 'Mucky Fingers' is a ridiculous pastiche of the Velvet Underground that gets its name all mixed up - a Rolling Stones homaging title but a Lou Reed-ripping song. 'Lyla' we've all heard and ignored, whilst 'Love Like A Bomb' is one of those cringing Liam Gallagher efforts that proves why he should stick to croaking rather than composing sickly acoustic ballads; "Yer love's like a bomb / yer blowing my mind / yer turning me on." Honestly. Another Liam composition, Acoustic rocker (really) 'The Meaning Of Soul' is much better, but in the world of Oasis anthems, it ranks a little under halfway. His final effort, the barefaced Kinks steal of 'Guess God Thinks Im Abel' oozes sterility as does the humdrum take on 'regular life' that is 'Part Of The Queue', which is another Kinks-ian world view married to thrashed acoustics ala Oasis b-sides circa 1994. Those of you worried that Noel Gallagher only offers less than half the songs; don't worry - his contributions are amongst the worst. On top of the aforementioned 'Lyla', 'Part Of The Queue' and 'Mucky Fingers', there's the benign 'Importance Of Being Idle' and album closer, the typically overwrought 'Let There Be Love' a psuedo-blustery anthem which attempts to be understated but merely succeeds in sounding shallow and thin. Oddly, it's Andy Bell (he of Hurricane #1, don't forget) who offers one of the better songs; 'Keep The Dream Alive' is the sort of towering stadium crooner that they should be able to knock off in their sleep after all these years but don't seem able to anymore. That's not to say that it's particularly good, please note. Possibly, it's best not to mention Gem's effort. Go to your outdoor shindigs, hear the hits, have fun. Just don't pretend to yourself that Oasis are moving foward. There's nothing wrong with staying afloat if that's the best that you can do. And that is the best that Oasis can do. Drowned in Sound.com Was this reviewed by bob geldof? |
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Post by Superguiller. on May 27, 2005 8:05:46 GMT -5
This guy has got to be a take that fan. Stupid fuck!
And what kind of retarded vagina made him a music critic? I hope he gets hit by a car or something. Asshole.
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Post by castlecraver on May 27, 2005 9:00:01 GMT -5
Did anyone get a response from this turd?
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Post by Moorish on May 27, 2005 9:50:24 GMT -5
Drowned In Sound hate Oasis and always have. When their reviewer dared to break the trend recently and give the Astoria gig a good review, there was almost a riot on the messageboards. They're elitist vaginas, the lot of em, who hate Oasis because they're a big popular rock band and not one of their sad, unheard of, shitrag "new" bands, who claim to be "progressive" but really are just channeling old smith ans Joy Division records! Music goes in cycles and these shits just think this one is their own new wave. Fuck the lot of them.
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Post by themonkeyman on May 27, 2005 9:55:36 GMT -5
Drowned In Sound hate Oasis and always have. When their reviewer dared to break the trend recently and give the Astoria gig a good review, there was almost a riot on the messageboards. They're elitist vaginas, the lot of em, who hate Oasis because they're a big popular rock band and not one of their sad, unheard of, shitrag "new" bands, who claim to be "progressive" but really are just channeling old smith ans Joy Division records! Music goes in cycles and these shits just think this one is their own new wave. Fuck the lot of them. and amen to that |
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Post by snowman on May 27, 2005 10:04:11 GMT -5
well i thought the review was funny. it was designed to be a lightning rod and like hook, line, and sinker, you all fell for it.
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Post by nyr401994 on May 27, 2005 10:13:24 GMT -5
i emailed in response: how do u still have a job? ur review is a fucking joke mate, its laughable. visit the live4ever.us site to see how many fans are laughing at u. u have some nerve to have a dig at oasis - u like fucking bloc party and radiohead, get a life son. stop playing fucking computer games, sweating and get a girlfriend/boyfriend. lets be hearing u when oasis go straight in at number 1...like they always do bloc party - cant get over that bit. ur a joke - have a shave, a shower and lose some pounds. xxx priceless! |
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