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Post by feckarse on Nov 12, 2006 18:05:48 GMT -5
Inspired by the options on Spider's, quite frankly perverted, poll.
It's some space-age parallel universe where this really fucked up situation has arisen, and there's absolutely no way of getting out of it. Which do you choose?
(and women can't choose option 1, because that'd be too easy for them!)
*Edit* Option 1 : You're receiving, not giving.
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Post by feckarse on Nov 12, 2006 18:06:39 GMT -5
I think I'd have to go option 1 (possibly option 3 depending on 'freshness', but let's assume she's cold.  ) |
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Post by globe on Nov 12, 2006 18:09:35 GMT -5
Oh man that is a bad situation indeed! ;D Think I'd defo have to go for the same sex. As long as he was a total hunk  |
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Post by feckarse on Nov 12, 2006 18:14:25 GMT -5
Oh man that is a bad situation indeed! ;D Think I'd defo have to go for the same sex. As long as he was a total hunk He's got a filthy schlong, and he's pumping...........  |
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Post by Wireless on Nov 12, 2006 18:14:34 GMT -5
iF i had to choose...
It would be option 1 I guess. I would have to give though.
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Post by feckarse on Nov 12, 2006 18:15:44 GMT -5
iF i had to choose... It would be option 1 I guess. I would have to give though. No, you're receiving. You can give it to the animal though, and you can even choose which animal. |
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Post by globe on Nov 12, 2006 18:16:00 GMT -5
Oh man that is a bad situation indeed! ;D Think I'd defo have to go for the same sex. As long as he was a total hunk He's got a filthy schlong, and he's pumping........... Im that case, roll me in a sheep ;D |
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Post by Wireless on Nov 12, 2006 18:26:58 GMT -5
iF i had to choose... It would be option 1 I guess. I would have to give though. No, you're receiving. You can give it to the animal though, and you can even choose which animal. Oh fuck that then! Can I use a condom with the animal? |
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Post by feckarse on Nov 12, 2006 18:31:28 GMT -5
Oh fuck that then! Can I use a condom with the animal? Eeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhmmmmmm...................... No And it's got dangleberries all over the shop. |
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Post by Wireless on Nov 12, 2006 18:35:31 GMT -5
Oh man thats a really shit situation!
If I had to I'd fuck a dolphin.
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Post by Orrin on Nov 12, 2006 18:37:27 GMT -5
What a horrible, distasteful, worthless poll
I think this is the worst thread I have ever seen here
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Post by globe on Nov 12, 2006 18:44:50 GMT -5
What a horrible, distasteful, worthless poll I think this is the worst thread I have ever seen here Fuckin hell, youre a right barrel of laughs arent you? |
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Post by melki on Nov 12, 2006 18:56:00 GMT -5
For you guys..wouldn't a recently dead women be better than a sheep and a dolphin?
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Post by globe on Nov 12, 2006 19:03:10 GMT -5
For you guys..wouldn't a recently dead women be better than a sheep and a dolphin? A 3some with a sheep and a dolphin?  |
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Post by Spider on Nov 12, 2006 19:07:47 GMT -5
Dead person! I'd need some hot water to warm them up first though! ;D ;D ;D
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Post by Poshbird05 on Nov 12, 2006 21:42:40 GMT -5
so there's no way I could stick my finger down my throat and choke on my own vomit?
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Post by Orrin on Nov 12, 2006 21:55:19 GMT -5
What a horrible, distasteful, worthless poll I think this is the worst thread I have ever seen here Fuckin hell, youre a right barrel of laughs arent you? I am when its funny |
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Post by mape on Nov 12, 2006 23:59:01 GMT -5
I'd like to say i've had experience with a dead woman...
I mean my last girlfriend really wasn't too lively in bed!
ba dum bum psshh ;D
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Post by LDD- Angelic Child on Nov 13, 2006 3:30:38 GMT -5
I'd like to say i've had experience with a dead woman... I mean my last girlfriend really wasn't too lively in bed! ba dum bum psshh ;D you fucker! beat me to that.. erm... the dead person depending on freshness.... erm... *tries to choose*  |
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Post by wankinginthebushes on Nov 13, 2006 7:37:42 GMT -5
did led zepplin once fuck a shark?
id go with that, summit different
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Post by melki on Nov 13, 2006 17:16:16 GMT -5
Globe... im seriously worried about you!!!!
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Post by globe on Nov 13, 2006 17:47:09 GMT -5
You should be more worried about feck, he started this nonsense!!! |
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Post by giggergrl on Nov 13, 2006 19:43:33 GMT -5
I'd go for the same sex defo ! been looking for a good excuse.. * right mimmi ?
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Post by feckarse on Nov 14, 2006 13:24:13 GMT -5
I'd go for the same sex defo ! been looking for a good excuse.. * right mimmi ? Hey! Read the rules! Women aren't allowed option 1.... Who wouldn't want to sleep with a woman??! |
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Post by mimmihopps on Nov 14, 2006 15:51:52 GMT -5
I'd go for the same sex defo ! been looking for a good excuse.. * right mimmi ? I wouldn't say No to you, you know that Tam.  PS: I hope Superguiller won't read this post... |
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